November 2003

Dictionary.com/liberal

Dean Esmay looks at the definition of liberal, and it's worth reading.

The Liberal I want to be: lib-er-al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lbr-l, lbrl) adj.

  1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.
  2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.
  3. Of, relating to, or characteristic of liberalism.
  4. Liberal Of, designating, or characteristic of a political party founded on or associated with principles of social and political liberalism, especially in Great Britain, Canada, and the United States. 

 

  1. Tending to give freely; generous: a liberal benefactor.
  2. Generous in amount; ample: a liberal serving of potatoes.
  3. Not strict or literal; loose or approximate: a liberal translation.
  4. Of, relating to, or based on the traditional arts and sciences of a college or university curriculum: a liberal education. Somehow I must find a way to become a bigger serving of potatoes, so I can complete my mission.
     
Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 2

Fully citizens, but for being queer

My work as a historian (such as it is) has mainly concerned modes of belonging.

Put in plain english (riiiight), that means I'm interested in the ways that people use the materials available to them to order their worlds into communities that include and exclude them. Practically speaking, I am especially interested in the roots of American citizenship as articulated and spread in the early years of the 19th century and afterwards. The vexed questions of the status of women and freed slaves are especially interesting to me, and there's whole roomfuls of music-history geekery on this question that I won't even begin to elucidate here.

Why do I bring this up? Because, today, the day before Thanksgiving, Republican swine and infantile shitmongers (my non-partisan term of animadversion against Senators) introduced the "No Marriage For Inverts" Constitutional amendment proposal into Congress. [Buckethead: Exhibit A in why I will never again make the mistake of registering Republican.]

At the New Republic, Andrew Sullivan rips the amendment to pieces and demonstrates that it is finely calibrated to deny homosexuals, and only homosexuals, the benefits, rights, priveliges, and pleasures of union of any kind. In fact, he makes the case that it's an attempt to deny homosexuals access to rights enjoyed by every single other citizen of the United States. Would that make gays less than full citizens, you ask? You bet your ass it would!

An excerpt and my analysis is below the fold.

This final clause was inserted by evangelical activist, Charles Colson, according to several reports. It would be the first time that the word "sexual" is inserted into the Constitution of the United States. And what it is apparently designed to do is to reassure people that the second sentence of the amendment does not indeed do what it seems to do, i.e. ban all forms of civil union or domestic partnership. The religious right would, it appears, be willing to allow civil unions between brothers, or an aunt and uncle, or a son and mother, or two college roommates--as long as it was assumed that no sexual activity was implied in the relationship. By this deft move, the amendment would apparently allow gay couples to get civil unions--but only if they pretended that they were not gay couples. Call it the Bert and Ernie amendment.

What it amounts to, however, is a constitutional acceptance of any number of social arrangements short of marriage, as long as those relationships are asexual. . . . It seems, on the face of it, to contradict the second sentence. But it doesn't. It merely underlines the fact that no sexual activity between two people can be a basis for a civilly recognized relationship except heterosexual marriage. It would make civil unions for straight people void as well, if those straight couples had the temerity to be in love or want to have sex.

But it reveals something else about the real motives of those pushing this amendment. They claim to be defending marriage. But in fact the upshot of their Bert and Ernie provision would be effectively condoning all sorts of marriage-lite alternatives (under the pretense that they're not sexual) and expanding their reach and number to an extraordinary degree. If the fundamentalist right actually cared about marriage as such, they wouldn't want to open up any number of alternatives to marriage to heterosexuals. Multiplying "asexual" civil unions is exactly what marriage advocates have feared for years--an easy alternative to marriage that will, in fact, undermine the institution.

But the beauty--indeed the only rationale--of this contraption is that it alone ensures that gay couples get no recognition as gay couples. It's an attempt to push gay people back into civic nothingness, a place where they are invisible, where their emotional and sexual needs are deemed as worthy as the financial arrangements of two asexual roommates. It's a desire to recreate the fantasy that gay people do not exist--in the Constitution itself.

In this sense, it's a perfect product from the religious right. They do indeed want gay people to disappear. They cannot achieve this in reality in a free society. But they can in their own words. Theirs is an America where gay citizens are actually straight citizens in need of either jail or therapy, where gay citizens' loves are a form of sickness, and their relationships a threat. And they want to assert this image of an ideal 1950s-style society up by rewriting the Constitution to reflect it.

This amendment has therefore very little to do with marriage as such; and everything to do with homosexuality. If the social right wanted to shore up marriage, they could propose an amendment tightening divorce laws. They could unveil any number of proposals for ensuring that children have stable two-family homes, that marriage-lite versions of marriage are prevented or discouraged. But they haven't. The amendment is simply--and baldly--an attempt to ostracize a minority of Americans for good. It is an attempt to write them out of their own country. It is an attempt to say that the meaning of America is heterosexual and heterosexual only. It is one of the most divisive amendments ever proposed--an attempt to bring the culture war into the fabric of the very founding document, to create division where we need unity, exclusion where we need inclusion, rigidity where we need flexibility. And you only have to read it to see why.

I can think of two instances when groups were specifically written out of the Constitution. The first was by the inclusion of the three-fifths clause, which of designated slaves as non-citizen ciphers. This clause and the conditions it implied were of course eventually overturned by Amendments XIII-XV to the Constitution.

The second example is perhaps more interesting today, concerns the appearance of the word "male" in the XIV amendment. This usage marked the first time what we pointy-heads call gendered speech was included any portion of the Constitution. The word "male" was used to specify that women were exempt the liberalization of voting rights that the amendment was granting all citizens of 21 years of age and older. I repeat: this amendment marked the first time that women were expressly prohibited from voting at the Federal level.

Why did the word "male" appear in Fourteenth Amendment, and not in the original document? Because by the 1860s, challenges by early feminists had begun to crumble the bulwarks of tradition. On the heels of the Seneca Falls Convention of 1845 and follow-up meetings from Maine to Indiana, certain women's-rights crusaders argued that many women met the standards for voting eligibility (e.g. taxpayers, property-owners), and therefore should be granted the right to vote. I will point out that this group was a tiny minority of the women's rights movement at the time, and were widely considered to be moonbats.

Nevertheless, the moonbats made an impression. The clash between women and voting laws was a confrontation centuries in the making, ever since Blackstone enshrined the concept of "coverture" in English law, and established that women had no legal existence whatsoever. Of course, circumstance and frontier improvisation softened Blackstone's hard line in American jurisprudence, and by the late 17th century one can find plenty of cases of women running households, owning property, and otherwise participating in public life in ways that the law officially did not recognize. The pudding hit the fan when public life met voting rights. The first generation of American radical feminists realized that since those women who paid taxes, owned property, etc., met every legal requirement that a voter must meet, and demanded that women's right to vote be made explicit in state Constitutions. This first effort was not well supported and was easily beaten back.

But the damage was done. Women's rights advocates had made lawmakers realize that there was no good legal reason why women shouldn't get the vote, and so they had to go and make one up. Citing women's inferior intelligence, delicate constitutions, and manifest unfitness for the rough-and-tumble of public life, lawmakers hastened to clarify their State laws, and made sure to enshrine their cause in stone at the Constitutional level. The XIV Amendment, along with securing voting rights for former slaves, ensuring due process, nullifying slaveholder debts, etc. etc., was also a backdoor way to fully and completely bar women from full citizenship. That one single word, "male," led to more than a half-century of further work to get women recognized as full citizens of the United States.

Why do I bring this up? No reason. Just to show that twice before the Constitution has been used to exclude specific groups from the rights it grants, and each time it was later overturned.DuToitified conservatives aside, I can't imagine very many people today who think it was a mistake to give women the vote, and the same goes for the demise of slavery. I simply mean to point out that each time the Constitution has been used to exclude specific groups from the full exercise of American citizenship, it has ended up being proven wrong and the exclusion left behind on the losing side of history.

If you want still more, I wrote a paper on this subject a few years ago that I will forward upon request. As if.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

Sweet, merciful smoke!

In an otherwise unrelated interview in Gawker, "Betty Pearl" (not his real name) observes that in New York City,

"when the smoking ban went in and the smoke cleared it was amazing how many places smelled like vomit."

Um, eww. Ban the ban, pronto!

If you're interested, the interview in question is a quick and dirty rundown of the best gay bars in New York. Based on my admittedly sketchy experience, it's true: the Phoenix does have cute guys, and they do hedge their bets. Also, it has one of the greatest juke boxes in the history of juke boxes.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

The Spin Is Unbearable

Good lord. Last night I read Josh Marshall, and he was reporting that Orrin Hatch had (quite rightly) shelved a staffer or two. If you read this Washington Post article, it seems like it's no big deal. They just "leaked" the memos. CalPundit notes a few other vague mentions.

It turns out that the staffer in question actually hacked in or otherwise circumvented security in these systems and went hunting in the confidential information. He then released it to the press.

A "leak" implies that the leakee had a right to see the information, but did the wrong thing with it. This guy didn't have that right.

Funny, but isn't this a federal crime? There are quite a few hackers around the country who are in jail for exactly this sort of thing.

Plame gets outed, which is a crime. Nobody gives a shit; the story has no legs, and we have criminal in the administration, somewhere, "undetectable". Now a GOP staffer commits standard-issue computer crime, for political advantage...Hatch has done the right thing by benching him, but will the same standards of prosecution apply? Or is this a "special case", because he really didn't "mean" to commit a crime?

All I can say is that if you have a staffer who has committed a federal crime and you want to bury the news, releasing that fact the day before Thanksgiving is probably a great way to do it.

Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 1

In Bizarro World, "Market realities" trump actual realities

The body of swine and infantile shitmongers sometimes called the US Senate are considering a bill, introduced by Orrin Hatch, that would give the RIAA and MPAA-- get this--

Exemption from Anti-Trust Laws. Why? Because "market realities" are making it hard for them to stay in business!

O, how this poor heart bleeds.

In my world, when a business or business cartel sucks at what they do, they sink back into the common maelstrom that is the market and a new way of doing things takes hold. In the Bizarro World we live in (proof? Arnold friggin' Schwarzenegger is governer of Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh), cartels that suck at what they do get permission from the government to suck harder and cut the legs out from underneath anyone with the temerity to suck less.

A while back, Buckethead levelled a challenge to me to submit a white paper on the state of the recording industry and what is to be done about the current problems of economics, intellectual property, and art(lessness) that face it. Well, I think a good start would be to get rid of all the bastards in charge by any. Means. Necessary. After that, I don't really give a crap.

Buckethead, I know for a fact that land is very cheap in Newfoundland. Wanna go in on a compound? It's remote enough that Canada doesn't carry much weight up there, and we can cook chili, play music and distill corn liquor to our hearts' content.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

Refuting the Cynics

This is a happy article, and just in time for my favorite holiday of the year. We are remarkably blessed in this nation, as anyone with the merest inkling of historical awareness can see. Compared to our entire recorded history, and to most of the rest of the world today, we have it better than any people has any right to expect. The only standard that exceeds our current accomplishment and success is that of our own ideals and hope for perfection. At least it keeps us busy.

On a more personal note, I would like to apologize for my recent absence, and offer thanks for the marvelous interweb which makes this blog possible. For new friends like Geeklethal, and old friends like Ross and Johno, and of course for our legions of loyal readers. God bless, all five of you. You rock.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and beware the the effects of tryptophan while operating heavy machinery.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 1

Captain Avitar, your ship is ready!

Via Geekpress, I see that NASA has produced a project of worth that is neither mock-worthy or eyerollingly useless and expensive. And no, I'm not talking about freeze-dried ice cream or powder-blue velcro-clasped jumpsuits.

Check it out: a working ion-propulsion engine! The prototype was produced at Glenn Research Center in Cleveland, a facility I toured repeatedly as a child. The engine is destined for use in the Prometheus Project, which is an ill-starred mission to Jupiter that will never happen in my lifetime as long as NASA is in charge. In the long term, NASA intends ion engines for use in any missions that can't rely on using planetary gravity wells as slingshots for long-distance propulsion, which is most of them. Good plan, hope it works.

At long last mankind will be ready when the Zentraedi, Gamilon, or Moties come for our women and mead. Can a giant ion railgun, huge transforming vehicles, and space cruisers that resemble Japanese WWII battleships really be far behind??

[wik] Special props to me for knowing how to spell Zentraedi without looking it up first. Not only am I in touch with my inner Geek, my Geek is in the drivers' seat, with a 20-sided keychain and a Macross decal on the window, doing Möbius donuts on your lawn.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

The medication isn't working

I dunno, doc... I've been having these messed up dreams lately... I have this one where the Terminator dude is governer of Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh... that's how he says it, just like that: "Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh"... and a few years ago I hit my head really hard doing a keg stand and thought Jesse The Body was running, uh... Missouri or Mississippi or something. And I know it's crazy, but I read the papers and it's there, and I watch TV and it's there, and I know it's not real but I can't help it. I'm delusional, doc. And the pills aren't helping.

It's happening more these days, too, doc. Just this weekend I ate a bunch of oysters and slammed a bottle of Moet et Chandon and when I woke up I was sicker than dog puke and positive I'd heard that the bassist dude from Nirvana was campaigning for proportional representation in Washington State.

I mean, what the hell... Nirvana? In politics? I can't even imagine how that would look...

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Can you help me? Because the way I feel I can't help but think this is actually a really, really good idea.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 3

Calpundit: Fighting Terrorism

Armed Liberal and CalPundit are discussing the Iraq situation, which means the rest of us better sit and listen quietly.

CalPundit

My simple question (and I truly do not know the answer to this): Should America have withdrawn from Viet Nam when it did? If America had not withdrawn, what would probably have happened? Was it the right thing to do, at that time, irrespective of why the war was enjoined?

Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

It lives!

Please direct your attention to the blogroll at left, for there are some additions.

  • First, I would like to point out "I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts," a weblog by "Nathanael" (his real name) who once labored alongside me in the idea mines. He is a self described "hyper-critical, anti-conservative, anti-centrist, anti-liberal who should be working on his own writings rather than complaining about the world so much." With so many anti-s in his stance, one would think he'd be a ditherer like me... not so! Rather, Nathanael is a well-informed internationalist with a penchant for spirited defenses of his well thought out opinions on foreign and domestic policy, music, wine, and the Anaheim Angels.
  • I have also made the decision to promote "Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness" to the blogroll, since he's had the grace to read, comment upon, and link to stories we have written here. Also, he's funny, crass, (apparently) intelligent, provocative, and occasionally nonsensical. He's like the id I wish I had, if my superego hadn't beaten hell out of my id back in college and sent it into exile in Mongolia.
  • Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Hands and Voices and Mouths

    The Economist gives us this sobering look at deficits. The numbers are scary enough...the game just can't work the way it does. Maybe our economies can pull themselves out -- inflation can devalue the debt, growth can lessen it, and perhaps those are the restructuring mechanisms that will let us escape.

    The dissolution of national finances brings us to a different place, where the common rules simply don't apply any more. We're left with nothing but hands and voices and mouths, demanding more than exists, and a great pent-up pressure inside all of us. In a sense it will break down society. Much of what we take for granted will disappear -- the fundamental financial relationships beneath the structure of our lives will be disrupted.

    What happens when a huge generation of retirees demands care and feeding a younger generation burdened by tremendous taxes, a generation that feels betrayed by their elders?

    What happens when the gap between rich and poor becomes progressively more unsurmountable?

    I think the barriers of civility that exist between us all are in some danger. And perhaps that is a good thing; our politeness and our deference prevent us from saying what needs to be said.

    National problems are not being dealt with. They're being swept under the rug. The youngest adults among us, those in their 20s, are the ones who will face the worst of this. Of course, sweeping problems under the rug is nothing new. The sheer scale of what's going on right now is incomprehensible, though...which leads me to a question:

    How have civilizations dissolved, in the past? What are the patterns we need to look for? What can we do to stop it?

    The leading indicator, in my opinion, will be the number of states that are forced into financial default. California is disturbingly close to this situation...and other states may follow.

    Will the governments of those states raise taxes to balance their budgets and make some headway against the deficits? I doubt it. Or maybe some kind of limit will be reached, eventually, where politicians will become sufficiently disgusted with their own behavior that they will once again find an ethical center within themselves, and begin to govern reasonably.

    The carrion call of the conservative is the ineffiency of government. I believe it is better to have inefficient but honest government, than a government that is fundamentally dishonest about its intentions. Our current administration demonstrates this amply -- the stated purpose of tax cuts is to "constraint cash flow into the government", which presumably results in smaller government. This is the pretense under which we are sold smaller tax cuts for the friends of the administration -- you know -- the "Rangers" and "Pioneers" whose benefits from the tax cuts far outweight the "donation" costs involved.

    The reality is that the current administration has not coupled its tax cutting efforts with any spending discipline whatsoever. And that tells you everything you need to know. It's fundamentally dishonest to tax cut now, and then shove the problem of how to deal with the resulting financial mess into the future.

    We once discussed the theme of the Greatest Generation. I am sad to be surrounded by its pale imitation, the Greediest Generation, slick with the sweat of its red-faced and self-righteous petulance, and mountains of debt-ridden possessions...

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

    The Federal Marriage Amendment

    Here's a bit of analysis of the proposed FMA.

    "Conservatives" say that this is nothing more than an attempt to ensure that states don't have to recognize gay marriages performed in other states. In other words, they want to be able to continue to discriminate against whoever they feel is the target group of the week.

    Next time somebody says it, ask if Vermont can stop recognizing straight marriages performed between sufficiently close-minded religious conservatives from, say, Alabama.

    Yeah, I didn't think so.

    If a marriage from Vermont isn't recognized in Alabama, I'd say that ex-Alabamans in Vermont might want to consider their legal position carefully.

    It's a great example of what I call "telling other people what to do with their lives" hypocrisy.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

    The Truth About Private Medicine

    Matthew Yglesias gives a tight summarization of some basic facts about medical care and costs.

    Note the conclusions: Government health care is cheaper than private health care, and delivers better service. It's pretty easy to see why this is so.

    The cash flow in the medical system goes something like this: Government pays doctors. Patients pay co-pays to doctors, and insurance premiums to insurance companies. Insurance companies pay (sometimes) doctors absurdly low amounts for services. Doctors pay massive amounts for malpractice to insurance companies. Insurance companies pay out roughly 25% of that in claims.

    So, while bitching endlessly about the spiralling costs of medical care (which they pass on to patients, resulting in the world's most expensive health care system), insurance companies are quietly pocketing a big chunk of the money on the back end.

    US health spending per capita is $4287. Canadian spending is $2433. Using lifespan as a measure of basic health system efficacy (which seems quite reasonable), the Canadian system delivers better results for around 56% of the money.

    Our Minister of Supply-Side Economics, Buckethead, has maintained over and over that the US system is just better. By what measure? The tired saw of "access to health care" comes out over and over again. Yes, if you are a wealthy person, your access to health care is better here. And I've said over and over again that if the Canadian system spent anywhere near what the US system spends, there would be limousines to pick patients up and bring them to the hospitals.

    The real question here is why the American system is so shitty, given the rather incredible levels of funding. It's time for a sober dollars-in, dollars-out analysis. Exactly how much of our health care dollars are being siphoned out of the system by lawyers and insurance companies? They are responsible for the situation. They bleat and whine about the benefits of "private medicine", while they hold guns to the heads of sick and dying people all over this country, denying every benefit they can in a pure expression of one of the sickest forms of profitability.

    Let's summarize; the American health care system:

    1. Delivers poor results, relative to other countries.
    2. Is dramatically more expensive.
    3. Is ANTI-BUSINESS. Why should a small business have to provide health insurance to its employees? That's just stupid.
    4. Is full of insurance-company corruption. Ask any doctor.

    If this goes on much longer it will be a serious impediment to the competitiveness of this country. If you want to make the American worker more productive in a global economy, you have to make health care more efficient. The current system is utterly broken.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 8

    Matthew Yglesias: Libertarians for Single-Payer Lite

    Thought-provoking commentary from Matthew. Here's my take:

    1. Catastrophic insurance universally. Paid for out of the general government fund.

    2. To encourage preventative care, qualifying preventative visits would be pair for, on a sliding scale, based on income, on a fixed government price scale. So if you're real poor, you can get preventative care that will save the government money on the catastrophic stuff.

    3. Likewise, a sliding scale for a drug plan.

    4. Late-life health care costs are accrued against a senior's estate. The government can step in and take back a percentage of the health care cost. How's that for evil? ;)

    5. Generic, across-the-board exemptions for all doctors from any form of medical malpractice suit. The appropriate mechanism for these complaints is the revocation of license, not the payment of damages. We can sweep the whole stupid problem away if we do this.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 1

    Mr. Lileks Learns About Ingratitude

    OTB summarizes reactions to Lileks' post about Salaam Pax...no sir, Lileks doesn't like him.

    Lileks requires abasement from those he has helped, apparently...and is unable to see the irony in the righteous anger derived from reading about the deaths of _three_ of his fellow Minnesotans, who gave their _lives_ helping people who've suffered the deaths of hundreds of thousands of their citizens, at the hand of a madman, and several thousand more deaths at the hands of their liberators.

    Are the Iraqis permitted melancholy? Is a bittersweet taste not in their apple-pie deliverance?

    Lileks demonstrates with those words that in his mind, each of those American lives was worth a few hundred, or a few thousand, Iraqi lives. And when confronted with this observation, in his opinion, an Iraqi may not have outwardly say anything to an American other than "Thank you, Sir. My Mother died in a bombing for us all, Sir. My heart is full of joy."

    Sounds goddamn communist to me.

    Freedom of speech is a bitch, ain't it? Get used to the ingratitude. There's a lot more coming.

    What, did you think that everyone would magically start liking you? Grow up.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 1

    It's not as if these punks *need* my support

    but regardless of that or of any considerations of basic human decency, I have to turn your attention to this week's edition of Photoshop Phriday on somethingawful.com.

    It's about funny-books!
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    One final note: if you wish to link to an image from SA, never, ever just pirate it off their servers. Save it to your home server instead; you'll be glad you did. Buckethead will take this notice as a dig at him, but the fact is, it's a public-health matter of the highest importance.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Prolonged Absence and Plaudits

    The Ministry would like to extend its gratitude to Minister Buckethead. His absence from these annals has been noted with regret, but the loss of his insights here is more than equalled by his subaltern heroics these last few weeks. Hundreds of gnomes and day-laborers gave their lives so that his mission could be a success, and their sacrifices were not in vain. His mission may be secret, but its outcome will visible from low earth orbit very shortly.

    Once the burns heal-- and they are healing nicely-- and that nasty business with the Yemeni Foreign Service is cleared up, we expect Minister Buckethead to return to active duty with gusto and verve.

    Or else.

    That is all.

    Posted by Ministry Ministry on   |   § 0

    African Music

    Just a quick note: the concert I went to on Friday, "Fula Flute" was pretty killer. I'm a sucker for West African music anyway, and this was a top-notch group.

    More on this later, but I had to plug them briefly now.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    A word on marriage

    It's a dweam, wiffin a dweam.

    Y'know? I keep hearing from cultural conservatives about how marriage is a sacred institution representing the eternal love between man and woman for the purposes of increase of the species, and how that will be ruined-- ruined! for everyone if humasexashuls get a piece of the action. Marriage is the final bulwark of goodness, decency, and God-fearing American patriotism against the forces of Mammon, Godlessness, dissipation, and sin.

    Oh rilly? So, letting gays marry (or unite civilly) would drag the good name of matrimony through the pigpen?

    I think that's been taken care of just fine already. Consider the following:

  • Heterosexuals Rick Rockwell and Darva Conger. Married via game show.
  • Noted heterosexual Pam Anderson and pimp supreme Kid Rock. She has Hepatitis C and will die someday from it. No kids if you have hepatitis! (But what beautiful kids she could have had!)
  • Anna Nicole Smith and that geezer she married for his money. A sacred blessed union conceived in true love indeed.
  • Confirmed weirdo Michael Jackson and his erstwhile beard, Lisa Marie Presley. You better hope that wasn't for the sake of reproducing.
  • The city of Las Vegas.

    The hilarity of the disconnect between the conservative line and actual reality has been kicking around my head for a day or so, but this morning I came across a cartoon thingy that put all my words and stuff into easy-to-digest pictures.

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    Cartoon courtesy Brdgt at Fear of a Female Planet.

    [wik] Lest my post above be construed as taking Pamela Anderson to task for having the nerve to come down with Hepatitis C, let me clarify. I included the Pam/Kid Rock marriage in the list above not only because Pam is probably the #1 Fantasy Cheat among married men, which makes her a living nexus for all sort of Immoral Intent And Onanism but because by the lights of certain commentators a marriage without children is immoral. Pam, having a fatal and blood-transmissible disease, really oughtn't have kids. QED.

    Of course, by those same lights marriages between senior citizens are also immoral since they're childless. For that matter, Brdgt herself is the very pinnacle of immorality since she is married (to a man, even!), yet plans never, ever to have children. Fie! Fie!

    Not that I really need to pile on the flimsiest arguments of the conservative right, but it's so much ding-dang fun!

    [alsø wik] And let's not forget serial marrier/murderer Henry VIII, who had the hots for Anne Boleyn soooo bad that he hijacked the spiritual leadership of Britain for himself for the express and single purpose of annulling his marriage to the no-longer-young-'n'-supple Catherine of Aragon. And then of course he had Anne killed.

  • Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 5

    I don't mind if you marry your gay partner... but don't you DARE smoke in here!

    Just this week the Supreme Judicial Court ruled that there's nothing in the Massachusetts Constitution that says anything about forbidding gay people from marrying. Very nice, I say! Let's see where that takes us. I felt the decision was well-argued, clear-headed, and sensibly construed. Reasonable people may differ as to the implications, but that's another story.

    And then yesterday Massachusetts' legislature proved that the Bay State is allergic to doing ANYTHING 100% right, when it passed a bill which simultaneously permits communities to allow Sunday liquor sales and bans smoking in all public places statewide.

    That's right: good-bye blue laws, hello brown laws! That is, provided the bill becomes statute. You can marry who you'd like, but NO SMOKING.

    For a real insight into the tangled world of half-measures and entrenched interests that is Massachusetts' political landscape, go read the article. I guarantee your eyes will glaze over by the time you get to this part, which decisively proves that Massachusetts is collectively insane:

    "In 1990, the Massachusetts Legislature relaxed alcohol rules to allow Sunday sales between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day and in cities and towns within 10 miles of New Hampshire and Vermont, which permit Sunday sales. Border legislators determined to preserve that competitive advantage helped doom a House attempt to lift the ban last month. But the measure was presented as a separate bill, and the idea's inclusion in a broader measure helped push it through last night."

    [wik] I should note here that I support smoking bans on personal grounds (I don't like to smell like smoke, the bartender black-lung question, etc.) but don't really like it on libertarian grounds. I'm real conflicted and stuff.

    [alsø wik] And don't give me that crap about secondhand smoke being harmless. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

    Fox: There's A Heart Beating In There After All

    Scuttlebutt has it that Fox is going to start making new episodes of "The Family Guy" after the DVD release of the series sold more than 1 million copies.

    Sweet!

    And, uh, hey... if anybody was thinking of juuuuust the right Christmas/Chanukah/Ramadan/Kwanzaa/Festivus gift for ol' Johno... heh... I heard that Family Guy is out on DVD...

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

    Oh Suuuure, Let's Blame Ohio!

    A power company in Akron has been ruled responsible for the Great Blackout Media Event Of 2003.

    "the company's failure to adequately trim trees along the lines ''was the common cause'' for the [blackout.]"

    Two thoughts:

    1) Ohio: Florida North.

    2) Seriously folks, if trees can bring the nation from Detroit to DC to its knees, we have a shit-lot of rethinking to do about our national power grid. Good thing there's a strong, decisive energy bill passing through Congress right now that will solve... wha? What's that you say?? It's fatter than John Goodman and weaker than Michael Jackson's cheekbones? Oh. Dang.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    More On Why Radio Sucks Audibly

    Persuant to our conversation of earlier this week, may I direct your eyeballs to this article in Wired on the state of commercial radio today. There's lots more to say on this subject, but this piece hits the really important radio-industry points.

    (excerpted below the link that says....)

    SAN DIEGO -- If you want to hear Aretha Franklin or Lauryn Hill or Metallica on the radio in San Diego, you have no choice but to tune to a Clear Channel station. The same goes for sports talk, local news and Rush Limbaugh.

    In the radio world, this pattern is about as unusual as a "first-time caller, longtime-listener."

    From Honolulu (seven stations) to Des Moines, Iowa (six), and Ft. Myers, Florida (eight), Clear Channel Communications dominates the dial across the country.

    But nowhere is its domination more prevalent than in San Diego. The world's largest radio company controls 14 stations there -- a half-dozen more than anywhere else in the United States -- and it still has room to grow by looking to the south.

    Over the past three years, Clear Channel programmers sacked San Diego disc jockeys and replaced them with voices from out of town, hoodwinked listeners by airing national contests as if they were local, and rolled out cookie-cutter radio formats designed elsewhere. Meanwhile, the company sweet-talked Mexican station owners across the border and tore through legal loopholes in order to build its mini-empire.

    . . . .

    Since the company entered the San Diego market three years ago, a few successful stations retained their management and most of their staffs. But others have lost their local flavor and their local disc jockeys. Some of the stations are little more than clones of sister operations elsewhere.

    For instance, a new Clear Channel country station called "Bob 99.3" -- "Turn your knob to Bob" -- ripped off the name and motto of a defunct Minneapolis station. Dimick said it appears to be a twin of a country station in Phoenix.

    And when a San Diego rock station called "Mix" debuted in 1999, it was one of more than a dozen Clear Channel stations nationwide with identical nicknames, identical logos and similar playlists. While the San Diego station folded, the number of "Mix" stations nationwide has grown to 25.

    Meanwhile, local contests have largely vanished from the San Diego airwaves.

    In 1999, Clear Channel began running national contests without making it clear that local callers competed against listeners from dozens of other stations. The public didn't blink, and the media barely noticed. (After it was fined in Florida, the company now runs explicit disclaimers about the contests.)

    . . . .

    Even some competitors admit that Clear Channel isn't always the Radio Company of Doom. By consolidating stations into one group, Clear Channel contributes to making San Diego a more stable radio market, said Bob Hughes, co-owner of KPRI-FM, the only locally owned commercial station left in the region.

    "You've gone from 20-25 owners with wildly different needs and pressures to just a handful," Hughes said. "In a lot of ways, it has made radio a better business."

    Indeed, Clear Channel's growth may actually help adventurous stations like KPRI, which broadcasts an eclectic mix of classic and alternative rock, blues and reggae. By contrast, Clear Channel deploys its San Diego stations to reach specific demographics -- men 18-34, for example, or women 25-54 -- and never blends different genres of music.

    But listeners don’t necessarily want distinctive radio. KPRI placed 21st in the latest San Diego ratings, lagging behind 12 stations run by -- you guessed it -- Clear Channel.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

    Let's Play Spot the Fair-Weather Federalist!

    President Bush, on the Great Gay Marriage Flapdoodle:

    "Marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman. Today's decision of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court violates this important principle. I will work with congressional leaders and others to do what is legally necessary to defend the sanctity of marriage."

    Against... what? A state-level initiative?

    And don't give me that "full faith and credit" hooey.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

    In Which Yet Another Set of Greedheads Fleeces the Investor Class

    Vance at Begging To Differ explains a little about the scandal plaguing the mutual fund industry and asks what is to be done, conceding that what will probably happen is the establishment of an industry watchdog composed of industry players. Not incredibly encouraging.

    When the Massachusetts District Attorney announced the names of Boston money managers accused of market timing, my heart skipped a beat. I know a couple of those names, because their offices handle my retirement savings. I'm currently in the market for a new home for my Roth IRA. All of this got me thinking.

    I'm going to pull Buckethead's chain a little by posing a question. I know B is an advocate of rolling Social Security over to privately-held accounts. I'm also cautiously in favor of such a plan, and have more faith in the viability of my own modest TDA than I have in the chance of my ever seeing a Social Security check. However, scandals like this one worry me. Why is it better to trade a plan like Social Security which is poorly run and plagued with problems, for a private investment plan that also promises to be poorly run and plagued with problems, and offers a potential downside (negative returns) to boot?

    Remember, mutual funds have been a fairly sleepy sector of the investment world since the Depression. Their security and the probity of fund managers have been articles of faith with many investors, especially newer and smaller ones. Of course we're all supposed to remember that "past returns are no indicator of future performance," but are we headed toward a scenario where investors cannot trust anybody with their money? That seems like a piss-poor bargain.

    The arrogance of money managers, CEO/CFOs, and large investors is boundless, especially when profits are rolling in like crazy. The past few years have seen scandal after scandal after scandal from big business, banking, investment houses, and fund management firms. Each revelation further erodes the faith of the public.

    I'm afraid that the net effect of these years of bad news will be to make small investors disillusioned with the market, causing them to either stop saving altogether (especially when times are lean), or to sock their money away in savings accounts, low-risk bonds, T-Bills and other low-return accounts where it really isn't doing that much work.

    Of course, if the market rallies like it did in the late '90s all the ugliness of Enron, Fidelity, and Global Crossing will be forgiven, but will that really be much better? For the current scandals to bite hard at the people that caused them, some companies will have to go down in flames. If that happens, we can expect further economic chaos as the market realigns itself. That's probably a bad thing, from an investor-return and economic stability point of view. But if no investment houses learn hard lessons, no big swingers go to jail, and everything remains lovely in happy-puppy land, we're only setting ourselves up for a worse, bigger, more devastating scandal the next time.

    Am I being to pessimistic in my cafeteria ramblings? Or am I just being rational and cautious like a good investor should?

    [wik] Economist Alex Tabarrok posts an answer at Marginal Revolution: I'm being too pessimistic, but also not pessimistic enough.

    No wonder they call it the dismal science.

    [alsø wik] Alex Tabarrok's analysis gets a sound and genial fisking from ProfessorBainbridge.

    Today is economic arcana day! In't the inter-web grand??

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 1

    Scam Warning

    Not satisfied with taxing you until you bleed, and not returning any noticeably improved service for said tax, the Bay State has engineered the following scam. Here's how it works:

    When it's time to renew your registration, you decide to do so online. It's faster, easier, you don't have to deal with surly registry people, and they don't have to deal with the surly public. Everybody wins.

    And after a few weeks, then 2 months, pass without a new sticker in the mail, you might begin to wonder what's up. After you get pulled over for having an expired sticker on your plate, you start making some calls.

    The registry demands $15 for a new sticker. You explain you've already paid $40-odd online. You show the receipt. The registry will not accept the credit card statement or website receipt as proof of payment. More specifically, they won't accept it as current, because what you are REALLY doing is saying you lost your replacement and are trying to scam a new one on the cheap by saying you never got it. I am not making this up. The registry can do no wrong, only fend off the cheating masses always trying to get over. Then say it's the Postal Service's fault for losing your replacement.

    So if you like driving a legal car, you have to pony up the extra $15, in essence to replace the replacement you already paid for online. Renewing online, so quickly and easily, actually costs more in the long run as you ultimately have to pay twice.

    The woman this happened to, who I know well, knows other people to whom this has happened. When she asked about it at a registry office, the workerwoman said there are
    M A N Y people in the same boat, just within the reach of that little branch alone.

    What the Commonwealth is doing is charging people twice for the same service, then blaming the taxpayer or the USPS for it. And that, my friends, is poop.

    Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 3

    Utter heresy!

    This article at footballoutsiders.com argues that, statistically speaking, football teams should be going for the two-point conversion after almost every touchdown.

    Interesting. The basic finding is that, over the last three years, the number of 2-point conversion attempts has risen, as has the success rate of said conversions. Also, winning teams tend to go for the conversion more often, and are more successful at it. Although the sample size for individual teams is relatively small, the aggregate numbers across the league bear this observation out.

    Put another way, the numbers show that the more a team goes for two, the more often they succeed, and this probably correlates to how often they win.

    I don't necessarily agree with the conclusion that every team should be going for a two-point conversion on every touchdown, but the numbers do suggest that there is a clear marginal benefit from doing it more often. Furthermore, that one point can be a huge advantage late in games as well as being a strategic monkey-wrench for the opposing team.

    Cool!

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Fair and Balanced

    The Spoons Experience uncover a nasty bit of disinformation in Fox News' coverage of the Great Gay Flapdoodle of 2003. To wit, Fox is claiming that all states will now have to honor gay marriages performed in Massachusetts as of today. From everything I've read, that's not only wrong but mendaciously false.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Massachusetts Supreme Court-- Gay Marriage: Probably

    In a decision that will be sure to arouse jubilation among some and existential loathing among others, the Massachusetts Supreme court found today that the state has no grounds for banning gay marriage, but also did not order marriage certificates be given to the seven couples that brought the original suit.

    The Massachusetts legislature has been given 180 days to come up with a solution that is in keeping with the decision.

    Paranoid frothing from the Moral Majority and paranoid right-wingers begins.... nnnnnnow.

    [wik] .... and keeps on rollin'. These people all sound like the nutty neighbor in the Dead Milkmen's immortal "Stuart": "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil? Building huge underground landing strips for gay martians."

    [alsø wik] Post edited for kicks and giggles, 11:54 AM

    [alsø alsø wik] My favorite is when anti-gay-rights activists compare letting gay couples get some civil rights to stuff like pigf*cking or NAMBLA, as if they were equivalent. If I could, I'd buy futures today in outrageously bigoted rhetoric.

    [starring] Naturally, Eugene Volokh has some insight into the case. He observes that-- get this-- the Massachusetts state ERA paved the way for today's decision on gay marriage. It's true! Go read! Quoth the Volokh, "[T]his decision -- and the Hawaii decision cited by the concurrence, which has since been reversed by the Hawaii voters -- shows us that we shouldn't lightly dismiss plausible, facially valid textual arguments (the text bars discrimination based on sex, and the marriage laws do treat people differently based on their sex) as "canards," "scare tactics," or "hysteric[s]." The anti-ERA forces, much as I probably disagree with most of them on many things, have proved prescient." [emphasis in original.]

    It's been weeks since I took a swipe at the PATRIOT Act, the RAVE Act, etc., so here goes. Volokh's observation cuts both ways. Just as bigots (and I use that term knowing full well it's sometimes inaccurate and incendiary-- it's my petard, and I shall hoist myself upon it!) maybe DID have something to fear from the implications of the ERA, likewise good patriots have something to fear from creative readings of recent Federal legislation ostensibly aimed at terrorism.

    Chalk one up for us loony "moral-issues liberals!"

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Would Someone Please Explain Why Radio Sucks?

    This is an ongoing irritation, like that weird rash you can't seem to shake.

    Radio, to put it simply, sucks. Tiresome jocks with the same banal schtick (crank calls; ass jokes; "I got so trashed last night"- dialogue; porn). The same IDs that all say "We rock!" or "We kick your ass!" (like that's a good thing?!) and "The only station that rocks your world!!", each time invariably followed by "Ramble On" or some other light rock that hasn't been played for at least 2 hours.

    So-called "classic" rock stations are especially onerous- why can "classic" mean Hootie but not old Iron Maiden? Counting Crows and not MC5? Why do they only have about 50 records they can play, most of them seemingly including at least one Beatle? Why can they only play about 2 approved songs off each of those records?

    At least....at the VERY least.... "modern" rock stations get new stuff to spin. Most of it is entirely average, but at least it's new. If you didn't know better though you would easily mistake the "classic" format for the "modern" one- a terrific irony given the amount of Zeppelin and Sabbath the latter stations play. Why can't Led Zeppelin go the f--k away forever?

    Weekends are the worst, when all stations pull out the most tiresome, overplayed tracks they
    can muster. In the middle of the night on Saturdays you might- might- hear something both new AND good, but you can't plan for it.

    So why don't I just shut the stupid thing off? Why the temper tantrum over lame radio? Because I just don't GET it, and would really appreciate someone explaining it to me. This technology, coupled with the proper power, can reach so many people simultaneously: in their homes, at work, driving to one or the other, in the store, through those CIA-implanted fillings; and over a huge area. Why not make a GOOD station? Is there any business reason to allow a station to suck?

    Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 11

    Blackhawks

    Blackhawk Helicopters seem to be getting the smack layed down on themselves pretty frequently. I recall an assault in the early days of the Iraq war where gunfire disabled a large percentage of the fleet.

    Can our resident weapons experts explain the utility of this aircraft? It seems to be very vulnerable to ground fire. What is it good for? The only effective role I can see for it is insertion, at night. It seems too vulnerable during other times.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 1

    Electronic voting: all the scandal, twice the hassle

    I would encourage the two Ministers who live in the greater Fairfax County, VA area to take a look at this.

    t took more than 21 hours from the time polls closed Tuesday night for Fairfax County, the putative high-tech capital of the region, to get final election results from its new, computerized vote machines.

    Widespread problems in the system, which the county paid $3.5 million to install, also opened the door to possible election challenges by party leaders and candidates.

    School Board member Rita S. Thompson (R), who lost a close race to retain her at-large seat, said yesterday that the new computers might have taken votes from her. Voters in three precincts reported that when they attempted to vote for her, the machines initially displayed an "x" next to her name but then, after a few seconds, the "x" disappeared.

    In response to Thompson's complaints, county officials tested one of the machines in question yesterday and discovered that it seemed to subtract a vote for Thompson in about "one out of a hundred tries," said Margaret K. Luca, secretary of the county Board of Elections.

    "It's hard not to think that I have been robbed," said Thompson, whose 77,796 recorded votes left her 1,662 shy of reelection. She is considering her next step, and said she was wary of challenging the election results: "I'm not sure the county as a whole is up for that. I'm not sure I'm up for that."

    Y'all have noted previously that there were some apparent aberrations in Fairfax County voting procedure in this last election, and this article suggests that the entire chain is flawed, from the operation of the kiosks to vote collection to vote counting. Now, if this were Nicaragua we'd say it's business as usual. But it ain't. This is scary.

    Eugene Volokh has more on other irregularities around the country, with special attention to Diebold's repeated attempts to convince us that danger is safety and vulnerability is security.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

    Scientists create a virus that reproduces

    I have a bad, bad feeling about this one. See this USA Today article; Craig Venter and his team have put together a virus based on the recipe, read from the genetic code...

    Scary.

    Of course, I just watched Terminator 3, with Skynet taking over the world, and all that...so maybe my subconscious is a little overly concerned.

    Still.

    People are wondering if these things can fix the carbon dioxide problem in the atmosphere? Dumb.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 5

    Fixing Campaign Financing

    Soros and now Peter Lewis are funding the Dems for millions, now.

    I don't see the difference between the GOP, which is funded by a small number of wealthy people, and this tactic by the Dems (being funded by a small number of wealthy people).

    Pioneers and Rangers, anyone?

    It all amounts to the same thing.

    This campaign finance thing is so goddamn easy to fix. Just place a flat cap on the amount of money any one television station or broadcast network is allowed to accept, per reader/watcher in their audited audience (from advertising). Each party must be given the opportunity to spend the same amount, but the total amount spent by all parties must be below the cap.

    This will shift many campaign finance dollars into print and other forms (leaflets, whatever). It is good to at least partially abandon television as a medium for conducting democracy; it is a failure.

    It will de-emphasize the role of money overall. The good effects are too many to name.

    Another huge problem solved! Bring it on.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

    Ask Again Later

    Yeah, that economy sure is doing great. Personal bankruptcies have hit record highs, and Wal-Mart reports that although people are buying stuff, they are sticking to the cheapest items in a given product class and timing their purchases to coincide with payday, two signs that personal finances remain lean.

    Or maybe it's not that rough. But what the hell do I know about money? My net worth is the equivalent of a Zagnut and a cup of coffee.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 3

    Judge Moore Update

    "[T]he battle is not over. The battle to acknowledge God is about to rage across the country."

    Bring it on, blowpop.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    "In My Country, Women Come Second"... "And Sometimes Not At All!"

    It seems the proposed Constitution of Afghanistan it does not live up to expectations. Our expectations that is, as liberators who respect the liberty of women and the right of free political organization.

    On Reason's weblog, Julian Sanchez links to this piece by someone who has actually read the proposed Constitution, and Tim Cavanaugh adds his thoughts.

    And please excuse my Austin Powers reference. It's Friday.

    [wik] Edited Nov 14, 2 PM.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Intensive Therapy

    Relating to my post earlier this week about how music just doesn't do it for me as much as it used to, here's an update.

    1) Tonight Goodwife O and I are going to see the "Flula Flute Ensemble" at the Somerville Theatre outside Boston. Although I have never heard Fulani music before, tell me if this don't sound awesome:

    Capturing the mystery and poetry of West Africa's nomadic Fulani people, the Fula flute, or tambin, in one of West Africa's most haunting, though less familiar, instruments, whose melodies are known to call travelers back to their families and move listeners to tears. The wooden Fula flute is played unusually by making sounds with the vocal cords at the same time. These voice/flute effects create subtle yet powerful multi-phonics (more than one note sounded simultaneously) with startlingly gorgeous results. While the music is deeply rooted in the manding melodies and rhythms of Guinea and Senegal, the effect of the flute with balafon (xylophone), kora (harp-lute) and double bass has an exhilarating modern effect.

    I'm really excited. I love Malian and Senegalese music already, being a huge fan of Ali Farka Toure, Baaba Maal and others, and it's been a couple years since I saw any West African music live. I'm so excited.

    2) The Word. This record came out in 2001 to little note, and it's an incredible shame. "The Word" are a one-off supergroup composed of groove-organ god John Medeski, Cody and Luther Dickinson (members of the North Mississippi All Stars and sons of legendary producer Jim Dickinson), gospel-slide-guitarist Robert Randolph (who set my hair on fire when I saw him play live), and others. Combining the Dickinson Brothers' swampy skronk with Medeski's chunky organ and Randolph's exuberant, Hendrixian slide guitar was a genius move, and the result is magic. It's making my day. Almost forgot I owned it. Imagine.

    The song selection features modern arrangements of gospel classics like "Keep Your Lamp Trimmed and Burning," off-the-wall folk songs like the Kossoy Sisters' "I'll Fly Away" (a version of which you already know from "O Brother Where Art Thou," but I bet you don't have it in a seven-minute New-Orleans gospel-brunch jam, do you?), and new compositions by members of the group. Everything works, and everything kicks.

    I cannot say this strongly enough: go buy it now, if you have the slightest interest in American roots music, gospel, funk, or jazz. Hell, go buy it if you have a pulse.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Two hands, a flashlight, and a map

    Tacitus characterizes the first few days of the US's stepped up anti-guerilla campaign in Iraq as "shadowboxing."

    I'm reminded of the old adage, "never go in against a Sicilain when death is on the line!" That's gonna bite us in the butt if we're not careful.

    Or was I thinking of another adage? Hell, I don't remember.

    [wik] Wha? US tactics include a bombing campaign now, except instead of sowing Shock and Awe they're just blowing shit up at random. Because historically, bombing has worked so well against guerilla forces. Follow Tacitus' links.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Democracy at work

    Some say the Democrats in the Senate are ruining the country with their blocking of Bush appointees to the Federal Courts.
    Some say they are doing good; keeping far-right troglodyte thinkers off the bench.
    Some say that Newt Ging-er-itch started it way back when.
    Some say that Daschle's the villain.

    Lileks says, "[L]istening to the Senate debate, if that word applies, [I was] wondering: are they always this banal? This condescending? Are bloviating prevarications the rule rather than the exception? In short: is the world’s greatest deliberative body really filled with this many dim bulbs, card sharps and overstroked dolts who confuse a leaden pause with great rhetoric? If everyone in America had been tied to a chair and forced to watch the debate Clockwork-Orange style, we’d all realize that the Senate is just a holding tank for people whose self-regard and cretinous reasoning is matched only by their demonstrable contempt for the idiots they think will lap this crap up."

    No matter what you may think of the first four conditions I list, number five really hits the mark. The Senate has always been a magesterial clownshow, no less now than at any point before. But the current hijinks combined with the fact that ideological rivals no longer even meet socially-- Republicans and Democrats can't even be drinking buddies-- means that the nation's political landscape is more unstable now than it has been since... oh.... 1876 or so.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

    China's dirty secret

    Kudos and all for China for getting a space program together, yeah ok, and I've congratulated them elsewhere for leaping forward to 1958.

    But for all the spacefaring feats that nation may achieve, there's still mindbendingly awful systemic problems in China, like this one. China has a horrid recent history of interior management-- stealing cookware to make home steel smelters, encouraging schoolchildren to kill their teachers, starving thousands if not millions in the name of so-called progress, etc., etc., and that legacy seriously undermines any claims to outer-space glory. Worse, the nation's leaders seem not to have learned much from their past failures.

    In the mid 1990's the communist party authorities in Henan encouraged poor rural farmers to sell their blood.

    Mobile collection units toured rural villages. Millions of villagers took up the call. But the blood collectors ignored even the most basic standards of hygiene. Dirty equipment was used over and over. Donor blood was mixed together, the plasma removed, and then what remained pumped back into the donors blood streams.

    HIV spread out of control through the whole blood collection system.

    No-one for sure how many people were infected, at least 500,000, maybe more. . . . .

    Having infected so many of its own people, China's communist rulers are now doing everything they can to stop the outside world from finding out.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Dog shoots man

    I bet the editor had fun with that headline. I will manfully and humanely refrain from comments about Frenchmen and guns.

    Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 1

    I'll have to buy the White Album again, damnit!

    In a disturbing development for Johno, CDs may soon be relegated to the ash heap of history. Ananova is reporting that those pesky scientists have discovered a way to make permanent data storage devices from plastic antistatic film. The new technology layers the polymer PEDOT with thin film silicon circuitry to create a new storage medium that could store in excess of a gigabyte of data in less than a cubic centimeter. This is passing dense, information wise. In addition, the new storage technology has the advantage of having no moving parts, requiring no batteries, and being fairly durable compared to traditional CDs.

    So, in less than five years if the researchers are correct in their estimates, Johno will have to figure out what to do with thirty linear feet of beer coasters.

    Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

    Ladies and Gentlemen of Alabama, Meet Your Next Governer

    The Hon. Rudy S. Moore was removed today from his post as Chief Justice of Alabama. This is a bit of a surprise considering the flapdoodle has made him very popular in the state, but from the perspective of this Godless Yankee M----- F-----, it was the right decision to make.

    Don't worry. He'll be back.

    [wik] Eugene Volokh thinks it'll be the Senate. Upon reflection I think he's right. Why just drag Alabama down when you can have a run at the whole damn country?

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Congress takes break from fleecing poor; helps fatties

    Marc at "The Genius I Was" brings us an update on the winner of the October 2003 Perfidy Award for Inadvertant or Vertant Asshattery.

    Remember next time you see him that Tom Harkin (D - An Intellectual Plane Your Puny Mind Could Never Comprehend) thinks you're stupid.
    "So many people are getting suckered into the supersize choice — supersize fries, supersize burgers, supersize soft drinks," Harkin said. "We're being led to believe that bigger means better value. The harsh reality is that if you consistently choose to supersize, the odds are that soon you will be supersize."

    Yes, unless this legislation passes, people never once would have considered that twice as much food may in fact be twice as much food. Now in my observations, there are only two types of people who read labels: people on a diet and people with allergies. These are generally not the people who, after reading all the nutritional data in the grocery, walk into a fast food joint unaware that the grease fountain may not be good for them. But maybe this label will finally be the one that won't be ignored by everyone else.

    Looks like Senator Harkin is a frontrunner for November!. In fact, based upon his record, I would recommend the Ministry rename the Perfidy Award for Inadvertant or Vertant Asshattery in his honor. However, to do so would be to slight other deserving parties such as Berman, Coble, Hatch, Byrd, Kennedy, Santorum, Fleischer, Goldberg, Derbyshire, Bloomberg, and a supporting cast of thousands.

    [wik] A Sharpton Prize for Rhetoric goes to Senator Harkin for his remark, "if you consistently choose to supersize, the odds are that soon you will be supersize." The award includes a small cash prize, a souvenir cup from the 1999 MLB All-Star game, and a partially-used box of throat lozenges.

    Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0