Highbrowish

Entertainment, music, the finer things in life; and their opposites.

Nihilist Anarchist Horde

Over at Veil War I mentioned the Robert Wilson tribute ongoing at Boing Boing. Found a copy of Schrodinger's Cat, not sure if it is the original unexpurgated version. Anyway, if you're interested you can read it here. Another fun excerpt from the first couple pages:

As early as 1976, a group of Chicago paranoids known as the Nihilist Anarchist Horde (NAH) printed up a single-page broadside on how to manufacture an atomic weapon. They sent this, in envelopes with no return address, to all the most hostile and embittered individuals and groups in the United States. NAH regarded this mailing as both a joke and a warning, and refused to face the fact that it was also an incitement.

NAH had already put out bumper stickers saying things like:

REGISTER CAPITALISTS, NOT GUNS

and:

HONK IF YOU'RE ARMED

and:

EAT THE RICH

And they even had a rubber stamp which they used to decorate subway advertisements with the Nihilistic message: ARM THE UNEMPLOYED: RIOT IN THE LOOP ON NEW YEAR'S EVE.

But they really outdid themselves with the build-your-own atomic weapon sheet, which was titled "Hobbysheet #4" and looked like this:

HOBBYSHEET #4 in a series of 30. Collect 'em all!

A SIMPLE ATOMIC BOMB FOR

THE HOME CRAFTSMAN

There is nothing complex about an Atomic (or Fission) Bomb. If enough fission material (Uranium 235 or Plutonium 237) is brought together to form a critical mass, it will explode. The trick is to put the pieces together fast enough to get a decent blast before the bomb blows itself apart. This can be done quite simply by means of ordinary explosive as shown below.

It was later estimated that the Nihilist Anarchist Horde, most of whom were living on Welfare, were able to mail out only 200,000 of these over the four-year period (1976-80) before they grew bored with the project.

Nonetheless, many of the equally paranoid and hostile persons who received this mailing had access to Xerox machines and were as desperate as the members of NAH itself. It was later determined that by 1981 there were over 10,000,000 copies of "Hobbysheet #4" in circulation. Eventually one of them reached the POE group, who were ready for an idea like that.

The planet as a whole continued to drowse.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

The big list

NPR is doing a top 100 sf novels OF ALL TIME!  list.  (hat tip, Isegoria and Scalzi.)  I have my favorites - the perennial favorite post here at perfidy is the top five list post - but of the books actually on the selection list, if I just had to choose, I'd pick these today:

  • The Culture Series, by Iain M. Banks
  • A Fire Upon The Deep, by Vernor Vinge
  • The Hyperion Cantos, by Dan Simmons
  • The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, by J.R.R. Tolkien
  • The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein
  • The Mote In God’s Eye, by Larry Niven & Jerry Pournelle
  • Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson
  • The Stars My Destination, by Alfred Bester
  • Starship Troopers, by Robert Heinlein
  • The Uplift Saga, by David Brin

For a lot of the books on the NPR list, I would have chosen a different book by the author, but that's just me being picky.

What really startled me, though, was the vastness of the list that I had not read:

  • The Acts Of Caine Series, by Matthew Woodring Stover
  • Altered Carbon, by Richard K. Morgan
  • Beggars In Spain, by Nancy Kress
  • The Black Company Series, by Glen Cook
  • The Black Jewels Series, by Anne Bishop
  • The Book Of The New Sun, by Gene Wolfe
  • Children Of God, by Mary Doria Russell
  • The City And The City, by China Mieville
  • The Codex Alera Series, by Jim Butcher
  • The Coldfire Trilogy, by C.S. Friedman
  • The Commonwealth Saga, by Peter F. Hamilton
  • The Company Wars, by C.J. Cherryh
  • The Conan The Barbarian Series, by R.E. Howard
  • The Day of Triffids, by John Wyndham
  • Deathbird Stories, by Harlan Ellison
  • The Deed of Paksennarion Trilogy, by Elizabeth Moon
  • The Deverry Cycle, by Katharine Kerr
  • Dhalgren, by Samuel R. Delany
  • Don’t Bite The Sun, by Tanith Lee
  • Doomsday Book, by Connie Willis
  • The Eisenhorn Omnibus, by Dan Abnett
  • The Elric Saga, by Michael Moorcock
  • The Eyre Affair, by Jasper Fforde
  • The Faded Sun Trilogy, by C.J. Cherryh
  • Fafhrd & The Gray Mouser Series, by Fritz Leiber
  • The Farseer Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
  • The Female Man, by Joanna Russ
  • The Fionavar Tapestry Trilogy, by Guy Gavriel Kay
  • The First Law Trilogy, by Joe Abercrombie
  • The Foreigner Series, by C.J. Cherryh
  • The Gaea Trilogy, by John Varley
  • The Gap Series, by Stephen R. Donaldson
  • The Gate To Women’s Country, by Sheri S. Tepper
  • Going Postal, by Terry Pratchett
  • The Gone-Away World, by Nick Harkaway
  • The Gormenghast Triology, by Mervyn Peake
  • Grass, by Sheri S. Tepper
  • Hard-Boiled Wonderland And The End of The World, by Haruki Murakami
  • The Hollows Series, by Kim Harrison
  • House Of Leaves, by Mark Danielewski
  • I Am Legend, by Richard Matheson
  • The Inheritance Trilogy, by N.K. Jemisin
  • Kindred, by Octavia Butler
  • The Kingkiller Chronicles, by Patrick Rothfuss
  • Kraken, by China Mieville
  • The Kushiel’s Legacy Series, by Jacqueline Carey
  • The Last Coin, by James P. Blaylock
  • The Last Herald Mage Trilogy, by Mercedes Lackey
  • The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle
  • The Lathe Of Heaven, by Ursula K. LeGuin
  • The Left Hand Of Darkness, by Ursula K. LeGuin
  • The Legend Of Drizzt Series, by R.A. Salvatore
  • The Liaden Universe Series, by Sharon Lee & Steve Miller
  • The Lies Of Locke Lamora, by Scott Lynch
  • Lilith’s Brood, by Octavia Butler
  • Little, Big, by John Crowley
  • The Liveship Traders Trilogy, by Robin Hobb
  • Lord Valentine’s Castle, by Robert Silverberg
  • Lud-in-the-Mist, by Hope Mirrlees
  • The Magicians, by Lev Grossman
  • The Malazan Book Of The Fallen Series, by Steven Erikson
  • The Manifold Trilogy, by Stephen Baxter
  • Memory And Dream, by Charles de Lint
  • Memory, Sorrow, And Thorn Trilogy, by Tad Williams
  • The Mistborn Series, by Brandon Sanderson
  • The Neanderthal Parallax Trilogy, by Robert J. Sawyer
  • The Newsflesh Triology, by Mira Grant
  • The Night’s Dawn Trilogy, by Peter F. Hamilton
  • Novels Of The Company, by Kage Baker
  • On Basilisk Station, by David Weber
  • Oryx And Crake, by Margaret Atwood
  • The Otherland Tetralogy, by Tad Williams
  • The Outlander Series, by Diana Gabaldan
  • Parable Of The Sower, by Octavia Butler
  • The Passage, by Justin Cronin
  • Perdido Street Station, by China Mieville
  • The Prestige, by Christopher Priest
  • The Pride Of Chanur, by C.J. Cherryh
  • The Prince Of Nothing Trilogy, by R. Scott Bakker
  • Revelation Space, by Alistair Reynolds
  • Riddley Walker, by Russell Hoban
  • The Road, by Cormac McCarthy
  • The Saga Of Recluce, by L.E. Modesitt Jr.
  • The Sandman Series, by Neil Gaiman
  • The Sarantine Mosaic Series, by Guy Gavriel Kay
  • The Scar, by China Mieville
  • The Shattered Chain Trilogy, by Marion Zimmer Bradley
  • The Snow Queen, by Joan D. Vinge
  • Song for the Basilisk, by Patricia McKillip
  • The Sparrow, by Mary Doria Russell
  • Stations Of The Tide, by Michael Swanwick
  • Steel Beach, by John Varley
  • Sunshine, by Robin McKinley
  • The Sword Of Truth, by Terry Goodkind
  • The Swordspoint Trilogy, by Ellen Kushner
  • The Thrawn Trilogy, by Timothy Zahn
  • Tigana , by Guy Gavriel Kay
  • The Time Traveler’s Wife, by Audrey Niffenegger
  • To Say Nothing Of The Dog, by Connie Willis
  • The Troy Trilogy, by David Gemmell
  • Ubik, by Philip K. Dick
  • The Valdemar Series, by Mercedes Lackey
  • The Vurt Trilogy, by Jeff Noon
  • Watership Down, by Richard Adams
  • The Way Of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson
  • The Wheel Of Time Series, by Robert Jordan
  • When Gravity Fails, by George Alec Effinger
  • Wicked, by Gregory Maguire
  • Wild Seed, by Octavia Butler
  • The Windup Girl, by Paolo Bacigalupi
  • World War Z, by Max Brooks
  • The Worm Ouroboros, by E.R. Edison
  • The Yiddish Policeman’s Union, by Michael Chabon

Well, I guess I have some reading to do.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

Horror!

We received an email here in our sekrit underground bunker from a concerned reader.  Someone out there in the wild internets had mentioned pepper-infused Vodka, and perfidy.  Now, it may seem obvious that these things go together like two things that go really well together.  And you'd be right in thinking that.  But our concerned reader was unable to find the actual posts.

Given my staggeringly efficient search skills, locating the posts in question was in no way a problem.  In fact, if you're interested in putting spicy and boozy in the same place, just look here:

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow may be tax time or something. And that would suck, you know?

and

Question and answer time with Drunkle John

But what was really horrifying was that this website has not mentioned Vodka - not even once, glancingly - since four years ago yesterday.

Well, VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA!

There.  That's better.

Things haven't been the same since Minister Johno stopped posting.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

College, schmollege

The Instapundit has been thrashing the higher education bubble meme for this little while, most recently lining to a longish piece in New York Magazine, The University Has No Clothes.  As you, Dear Reader, will be aware if you've been paying attention the Buckethead clan is homeschooling its youngins.  So the idea of college and education and assorted issues is important to us.  I have mixed feelings about college education.  It is in theory capable of providing the sort of knowledge that simply cannot be gotten any other way.  And we all like to think of it that way.  But the reality is something more akin to a four to seven year long, savagely, offensively expensive binger with a light frosting of vocational training and (for the lucky or skilled) a creamy filling of consequence- and moral-free sex.  At the end, you are tossed into the world with a credential of dubious and rapidly diminishing value and a mortgage for an expensive house you can't live in or sell.

Now, I would be the last person on Earth to undervalue spending the better part of a decade drunk, high and nailing anything with a heart beat.  But I managed accomplish exactly that with a bare minimum of debt by the simple expedient of not actually attending college.  And of all the people I met in college, a fair number of them did graduate with debt ranging from inconvenient to crushing.  And only one is actually doing anything remotely related to his degree, and of the rest very few are doing work that actually requires a college degree in even the most tenuous way.  Did they get their, or their parent's, worth of the money spent or borrowed?  I have no sheepskin, but I am doing better financially than a large number of graduates from the small Ohio liberal arts school I attended.  And I arguably had a lot more fun.  Because when I was doing my real drinking, I never had to worry about midterms.

If I'm willing to keep my kids out of public schools to give them a better education, college is certainly up for discussion.  Do I want to drop $200k (or more, hyperinflation depending) to allow my son, and equivalent or greater sums for three daughters to go on a four year bender in a world completely divorced from reality and end up unemployable?

I think I can think of better ways to spend the best part of a million dollars.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 5

But my work is not done

I've ripped just about all the movies I have that have not been scratched to unusability by children; sat on, broken, or lost: were originally VHS or Tivo'd and burned to disc; are unsuitable because they're full-screen, not widescreen; or were lent out and never returned. The list of those movies below the fold:

24, season 1
28 Days Later
48 Hours
A Christmas Story
A Few Good Men
A Fish Called Wanda
A League of Their Own
A Perfect War
Abbot and Costello Meet the Mummy
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Adaptation
Addams Family
Addams Family Values
Air Force One
Airplane!
Amadeus
American Splendor
Arsenic and Old Lace
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Backyardigans
Back to the Future 2
Bambi
Barry Lyndon
Barton Fink
Batman
Batman Returns
Battlestar Galactica
Beetlejuice
Better Off Dead
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Black Adder
Black Adder Goes Forth
Black Adder II
Black Adder the Third
Blade II
Bob the Builder
Bond: Casino Royale (original)
Bond: Diamonds Are Forever
Bond: Die Another Day
Bond: From Russia With Love
Bond: GoldenEye
Bond: Never Say Never Again
Bond: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Bond: Thunderball
Bond: Tomorrow Never Dies
Bond: You Only Live Twice
Boot Camp
Borat
Brazil
Bridget Jones
Bridget Jones 2
Caddyshack
Caine Mutiny
Casablanca
Casino Royale (new one)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Johnny Depp)
Charlie’s Angels 2
Charlotte's Web
Chasing Amy
Chicken Run
Clerks
Coal Miner’s Daughter
Cyrano de Bergerac
Deep Cover
Demolition Man
Dennis Leary
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Disney Princess Stories
Doc Hollywood
Doctor Who (A whole season, don't know which one, haven't watched it.)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
Dora the Explorer
Down Periscope
Dr. Strangelove
Dragnet
Edward Scissorhands
El Mariachi
Elektra
Enter the Dragon
Eragon
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead 2
Evolution
Farscape, season 1
Firefly
First Blood
Fisher King
Formula 51
From Dusk ‘Til Dawn
From the Earth to the Moon
Garfield
Garfield 2
Ghostbusters 2
Gun Shy
Half Baked
Hamlet
Hamlet
Happy Gilmore
Hard Hat Harry
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Hellboy
Hellboy 2
Hulk
I, Robot
Idiocracy
Immortal Beloved
Inside 9/11
IQ
Ivanhoe
Jackass, the Movie
Jaws
Jerky Boys
Jewel of the Nile
Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Johnny Mnemonic
Judge Dredd
Jurassic Park III
Kids in the Hall, Season 1
Kill Bill Vol.1
Kill Bill Vol.2
King Kong
Labyrinth
Lady and the Tramp
Lawrence of Arabia
Lemony Snicket: A Series of Unfortunate Events
Lethal Weapon 1
Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 3
Lethal Weapon 4
Lewis Black
Liar, Liar
Lindbergh Declassified
Little Einsteins
Little Mermaid
Live Free or Die Hard
Lost Boys
Major League 2
Man on Fire
Mars Attacks
Midnight Clear
Midnight Run
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
More than a Game
Mother Night
Mouse Hunt
Much Ado About Nothing
My Fellow Americans
Mystery Men
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
National Lampoon’s Eurotrip
National Lampoon's Vacation
Oceans 13
October Sky
Once Upon a Time in China 1
Once Upon a Time in China 2
Once Upon a Time in China 3
Othello
Pale Rider
Paper Moon
Patriot Games
Penguins of Madagascar: Happy King Julian Day
Penguins of Madagascar: I Was a Penguin Zombie
Penn and Teller Get Killed
Penn and Teller’s Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends
Phantoms
Plains, Trains and Automobiles
Point Break
Primer
Puppet Masters
Puppets Who Kill
Ransom
Real Genius
Remo Williams
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Robocop
Robots
Romancing the Stone
Rome, HBO Series, Season 1
Romeo + Juliet
Romeo and Juliet
Rushmore
Sanjuro
Saving Private Ryan
Scooby-Doo
Scotland, PA
Secret of NIMH
Sesame Street Dinosaurs
Sesame Street: Follow that Bird
Seven Samurai
Short Circuit
Six String Samurai
Solaris
South Park, seasons 1-3
Speed Racer (tv show)
Speed Racer (movie)
Sphere
Spongebob SquarePants: To Love a Patty
Syriana
Take the Money and Run
Tango and Cash
Tequila Sunrise
Terminator 3
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension
The African Queen
The Agony and the Ecstacy
The Big Sleep
The Court Jester
The Crow
The Desperate Hours (original)
The Desperate Hours (stupid remake)
The General
The Hudsucker Proxy
The Incredible Hulk
The Inspector General
The Jerk
The Long Kiss Goodnight
The New Adventures of Batman
The Pentagon Wars
The Princess Bride
The Prisoner of Zenda
The Producers
The Professional
The Right Stuff
The Rocketeer
The Secret of NIMH
The Shawshank Redemption
The Shining
The Three Musketeers
The Transporter
The Usual Suspects
The Whole Nine Yards
The Zero Effect
They Live
Things to Do in Denver when You’re Dead
This is Spinal Tap
Thomas the Tank Engine
Three Outlaw Samurai
Throne of Blood
Thunderheart
Time Bandits
To Have and to Have Not
Top Gun
Toys
Trading Places
Transformers
Transformers II
Twilight Zone the Movie
Twister
Uncle Buck
Underworld
Walk the Line
What Women Want
Wild at Heart
Zelig

I'll eventually get all of these from Netflix. Add these together with the movies from the last post, it's north of 600 discs.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 2

So I mentioned that I had ripped a few movies

Here, in case you're curious, is the current list of movies and tv shows that I own, and have put on my hard drive:

12 Monkeys
2001: A Space Odyssey
2003 NCAA College Football Championship Game (OSU beats Miami)
2012
3 Days of the Condor
300
9
A Bug’s Life
A Fistful of Dollars
A Knight’s Tale
Air America
Aladdin
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Alien
Aliens
Always Outnumbered, Always Outgunned
Animal House
Apocalypse Now
Army of Darkness
Atom Age Vampire
Austin Powers: Goldmember
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Avatar
Back to the Future
Bad Santa
Band of Brothers
Bandits
Barbie and the Diamond Castle
Barbie Fairytopia
Barbie Presents Thumbelina
Batman Begins
Beast from Haunted Cave
Beauty and the Beast
Because of Winn-Dixie
Being John Malkovich
Best in Show
Best of John Belushi
Beyond the Gridiron: History of Woody Hayes
Big
Black Hawk Down
Blade
Blade Runner
Blade Trinity
Blast from the Past
Blazing Saddles
Bloodlust
Blue Steel
Bluebeard
Blues Brothers
Bolt
Bond: Dr. No
Bond: Goldfinger
Bond: The World is Not Enough
Braveheart
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Bubba Ho-Tep
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Cars
Chappelle's Show, season 1
Charlie’s Angels
Cinderella
Claymation Christmas (Includes Easter and Halloween)
Club Dread
Constantine
Coraline
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Curious George
Dangerous Liaisons
Dark City
Dark Star
David Spade: Take the Hit
Dawn of the Dead
Day Watch
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Dead Men Walk
Death to Smoochy
Destination Moon
Die Hard
Die Hard with a Vengeance
Die Harder
Dog Soldiers
Down from the Mountain
Emma
Enemy of the State
Equilibrium
Eraser
ET
Evil Dead
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Fargo
Felix the Cat
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Fight Club
Finding Nemo
Flight of the Navigator
Flushed Away
Fools Rush In
Full Metal Jacket
G Force
Galaxy Quest
Gattaca
Generation Kill
Ghost Dog
Ghostbusters
Gladiator
Glory
Good Morning Vietnam
Grosse Point Blank
Groundhog Day
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Heathers
Hell Town
Henry V
Herbie Fully Loaded
Hero
High Noon
Highlander
History of the Cleveland Browns
Hot Fuzz
House of Flying Daggers
House on Haunted Hill
Ice Age
Ice Age 2
Independence Day
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Iron Giant
Iron Man
Iron Man II
Jacob's Ladder
Jurassic Park
Key Largo
Kung Fu Hustle
Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda and the Furious Five
Lake Placid
Last Man Standing
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Looney Tunes Back in Action
Loony Toons Golden Collection
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Lost in Translation
Madagascar
Major League
Mallrats
Master and Commander
Maverick
Me, Myself & Irene
Meet the Robinsons
Men in Black
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Miller’s Crossing
Minority Report
Minuscule (Animated Short Movies about bugs)
Miracle
Miss Congeniality
Mission Impossible
Monster House
Monsters vs. Aliens
Monsters, Inc.
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Monty Python’s Meaning of Life
Monty Python’s Quest for the Holy Grail
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Mulan
Muppets in Space
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
My Cousin Vinny
My Fair Lady
Night Watch
Nightmare Before Christmas
Nightmare Castle
Nothing to Lose
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Oceans 11
Oceans 12
Office Space
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Outland
Over the Hedge
Patton
Payback
PCU
Penguins of Madagascar: A Christmas Caper
Penguins of Madagascar: New to the Zoo
Penguins of Madagascar: Operation DVD Release
Peter Pan
Phil the Alien
Pinocchio
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pixar Short Movies
Popeye (Cartoons)
Princess and the Frog
Pulp Fiction
Push
Quantum of Solace
Raising Arizona
Ratatouille
Ray
Red Dawn
Red Planet
Reign of Fire
Reservoir Dogs
Revolt of the Zombies
Robin Hood
Rosenkranz and Guildenstern are Dead
Saved
Schoolhouse Rock
Serenity
Shakespeare in Love
Shaun of the Dead
Shrek
Shrek 2
Shrek 3
Sin City
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sleeping Beauty
Small Soldiers
Snatch
Sneakers
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
So I Married an Axe Murderer
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Spiderman 3
Spongebob SquarePants: Absorbing Favorites
Spongebob SquarePants: Atlantis SquarePantis
Spongebob SquarePants: Pest of the West
Spongebob SquarePants: SpongBob vs. The Big One
Spongebob SquarePants: SpongeBob Goes Prehistoric
Spongebob SquarePants: Spongicus
Spongebob SquarePants: To SquarePants or not to SquarePants
Star Wars Episode I
Star Wars Episode II
Star Wars Episode III
Star Wars Episode IV
Star Wars Episode V
Star Wars Episode VI
Star Wars: Clone Wars, season 1
Stargate
Strange Brew
Strawberry Shortcake
Stripes
Supertroopers
Sweeny Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street (original version)
Tears of the Sun
Terminator
Terminator 2
The Abyss
The Big Lebowski
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Ultimatum
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Dark Knight
The Fifth Element
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
The Godfather Part III
The Golden Compass
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
The Hangover
The History of Buckeye Football
The Hunt for Red October
The Hustler
The Incredibles
The Jungle Book
The Last Boy Scout
The Limey
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
The Lonely Guy
The Loved One
The Magnificent Seven
The Maltese Falcon
The Man in Black: Johnny Cash Live in Denmark
The Man in the Iron Mask
The Manchurian Candidate
The Mask
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
The Matrix Revolutions
The Monster Maker
The Mummy
The Patriot
The Pest
The Protector
The Ref
The Replacements
The Ringer
The Saint
The Scorpion King
The Sixth Sense
The Talented Mr. Ripley
The Three Stooges Collection
There’s Something About Mary
Tinker Bell
Tomb Raider
Tombstone
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Trainspotting
Treasure Planet
Unbreakable
Unforgiven
Up
V for Vendetta
Van Wilder
WALL-E
Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Wererabbit
Wallace and Gromit in Three Amazing Adventures
Wallace and Gromit: Cracking Contraptions
Wanted
War Tapes
Wayne’s World
Wayne’s World 2
Wedding Crashers
We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story
When Harry Met Sally
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Wizard of Oz
X-Men
X-Men 2
X-Men 3
Young Frankenstein
Zombieland

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

F*ck the revenuers

I have benefitted greatly from the home brew/craft brew movement.  Over the last 30 years, I have enjoyed many a tasty beverage.  It could be argued that America has the best beer on the planet.  And we have Jimmy Carter to thank for that.  Thank you, Jimmy Carter.

But it never occurred to me wonder why the rules aren't the same for liquor.  It came as a mild surprise to me learn that the revenuers are still raiding moonshiners, and breaking up their stills.  Yet, they are.  It is a felony in this country to distill even a drop.

Back twenty years ago, I was climbing in WV, and at the camp that night the populations of out-of-state rock climbers mingled with the locals.  The locals had 'shine in mason jars.  And that was some of the best whiskey I've ever tasted.  It was like drinking an alcoholic hot pepper, and it was like smoking a cuban cigar, and it was like breathing in the air on a cold Fall day.  Nothing I ever paid for in a liquor store ever matched it.

This video from Reason explains a bit of why almost no one ever gets to experience that.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 1

Book Reports

I've been reading some of the books I got with my amazon gift card (thanks, Dad!) and here's a bit of an (brief) update:

  • Read the 10,000 year explosion.  I enjoyed this, but when I was done, I wished that these guys had written Michael Hart's Understanding Human History.  The book was very well written, engaging - but except for the section on the intelligence of the Ashkenazi Jews, totally ducked the issues of differing levels of intelligence in different populations.  UHH went after these topics, but the book lacked detail and, frankly, good writing.  A mash up would have been fascinating.  Still, very interesting stuff - I knew that the lactose tolerance gene had originated fairly late, only a few thousand years back - but the scale of recent evolution was way beyond what I had previously thought.  This sort of book really floats my boat.  The evolution of our species is fascinating, and their take on how we might have gotten Neanderthal genes (and only the best ones, at that) and how and how fast beneficial genes spread was enlightening.
  • I read Stross' Fuller Memorandum, the third book in the Laundry series.  Short answer: buy it.  If you have any connection to IT, you'll love them.
  • Of the other books, I haven't finished any yet.  I'm actively but slowly reading de Soto's Mystery of Capital, de Mesquito's Governing for Prosperity and Vox Day's The Return of the Great Depression.  Reading the three of these concurrently is interesting, there are a lot of connections between the three.  de Soto's book is clear and well presented, but its repetitiveness is a bit annoying.  Still, lots of good stuff.
  • I wish I hadn't started all three of those, because I really want to read Grand Strategy of the Byzantine Empire by Luttwak.  But I don't want to have too many unread books laying around.

[wik] Update: I downloaded Pirenne's Mohammed et Charlemagne, and now I'pm totally sucked in.  I don't think I'll be reading anything else until I'm done with this.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 6

Sad News

Author James P. Hogan died yesterday.  What little details there are, can be seen here.

Hogan's novels have given me a great deal of reading pleasure over the years, which is praise enough.  I'd say that The Proteus Operation is one of the best WWII alternate history novels out there.   Though the Proteus Operation was my favorite of his novels, one I've reread more than once; the book that hit me the most was Kicking the Sacred Cow: Heresy and Impermissible Thoughts in Science.  Perhaps odd for someone whose claim to fame was science fiction.  That book started me on my current heretical path, largely through the chapters on cosmology, relativity and catastrophism.  Even if I didn't agree with everything in it, he made a strong case for real skepticism - it's easy to be skeptical of the weird ideas, the crackpots; it's much harder to be skeptical of what everyone believes.  There aren't many books that really change the way you think, but for me, that was one of them.  And if I'm burned at the stake, it will have been his fault.

He will be missed.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

Consistent and Believable

The History Channel is not without its critics

I think the worst offender here is the History Channel and all their programs on the so-called "World War II".

Let's start with the bad guys. Battalions of stormtroopers dressed in all black, check. Secret police, check.
Determination to brutally kill everyone who doesn't look like them, check. Leader with a tiny villain mustache and a tendency to go into apoplectic rage when he doesn't get his way, check. All this from a country that was ordinary, believable, and dare I say it sometimes even sympathetic in previous seasons.

I wouldn't even mind the lack of originality if they weren't so heavy-handed about it. Apparently we're supposed to believe that in the middle of the war the Germans attacked their allies the Russians, starting an unwinnable conflict on two fronts, just to show how sneaky and untrustworthy they could be? And that they diverted all their resources to use in making ever bigger and scarier death camps, even in the middle of a huge war? Real people just aren't that evil. And that's not even counting the part where as soon as the plot requires it, they instantly forget about all the racism nonsense and become best buddies with the definitely non-Aryan Japanese.

Not that the good guys are much better. Their leader, Churchill, appeared in a grand total of one episode before, where he was a bumbling general who suffered an embarrassing defeat to the Ottomans of all people in the Battle of Gallipoli. Now, all of a sudden, he's not only Prime Minister, he's not only a brilliant military commander, he's not only the greatest orator of the twentieth century who can convince the British to keep going against all odds, he's also a natural wit who is able to pull out hilarious one-liners practically on demand. I know he's supposed to be the hero, but it's not realistic unless you keep the guy at least vaguely human.

The whole thing, here.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

No shit, sherlock

My wife and I are working on a secrit project, one which involves downloading a vast amount of public domain texts from a variety of sources. One of the sources we are using to guide our choices of which books to download is the list compiled by Harold Bloom at the end of his book, The Western Canon, the Book and School of the Ages. Mrs. Buckethead, in interpreting some of the vaguer entries in the list (like, Robert Burns, Poems) has had recourse to looking over the interwebs for guidance on what Mr. Bloom meant when he said, "Poems." Universally, she has found comments criticizing Bloom's list. For being Eurocentric. That's like complaining that African-American History month is afrocentric. Did they read the title? Sheesh.

But, while trolling around being completist on the works of Ambrose Bierce, I found this:

Apparently, this is Johnny Depp's directorial debut, and the story for the song - Unloveable by Babybird - is from Bierce's classic story, "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge." If you haven't read it, you should. This story blew me away when I first read it at 13, and just did again.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

Best. Flashlight. Ever.

Scalzi's AMC column talks about coolest rides in sf moviedom.  He opines that the speeder bike from Return of the Jedi is the sweetest ride evah.  I have to agree.  When I was eight, the landspeeder was the coolest, but that was only because I hadn't seen the speeder bike.

Despite the many flaws of episodes 1 , 2, 3, and 6, the series as a whole has some of the sickest gear in sf, movies or books.  My morning commute into our nation's capitol would be significantly more tolerable if I could motor down the HOV lanes in a speeder bike.  So, unlike a lot of sf gear, there's actually a use case for the speeder bike despite it's lack of seat belts.

Any spaceship would of course be cool.  Assuming you could keep it away from the government.  A blaster would be about as useful as the guns I already have, but probably not a lot more so.  An artificial intelligence, secreted away in a small jewel box?  That could be handy, provided it was friendly.  Make a run at the stock market.  Set myself as up as a new delphic oracle or something.  R2D2 could mix drinks and vacuum the house.  But without the larger world that gives these gadgets context, a lot of them aren't going to be much more than conversation starters.

The single coolest, though - perched in solitary magnificent coolness atop a mountain of cool, looking down at lesser things huddled in the steaming jungles below - is the light saber.  Despite its manifest awesomeness, for our world, there's probably no more useless sf gadget.  I know, that even if a UFO landed and the little green man handed me one tomorrow, I'd have no earthly use for one.  I'm not a Jedi.  There aren't any Sith lords locally that I'm aware of.  I'd probably slice my own arm off.  It might make a decent flashlight.

But damn me if I wouldn't just sit on the couch, and turn it on and off.  Wave it around.  Listen to the hum.

Maybe I'd cut some firewood with it.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 4

There's hope for Hiram grads

This made me giggle. I think I might have crossed over into tittering.

Don't think I don't have my misgivings about sending some hotshot Asian Studies minor into space for the first time. This is NASA, not Grinnell. I don't have the time or patience for your renegade attitude and macho bravado. I can't believe the fate of mankind rests on some roughneck bachelor of the arts. I know your type. You feed off the thrill of inference and small, instructor-led discussion. You think you're some kind of invincible God just because you have cursory understandings of Buddhism, classical literature, and introductory linguistics. Well listen up, cowboy. You make one false move up there, be it a clumsy thesis statement, poorly reasoned argument, or glib analysis, and your team is dead, along with this whole sorry planet.

It is a good and gracious God that created a world where there is a McSweeny's Internet Tendency. Hat tip to Isegoria, who I've been reading lately with great enjoyment and much edification. I happened across him by way of Aretae, who I linked a while back on the climate issue. I owe him a debt of thanks for saving me the trouble of writing an overlong climate post. And by way of them, I started reading Foseti, who is moderately local to me. Here's a few interesting posts from all of them - here, here, here and here.

And an apology, while I'm at it. I've written my next post twice. And then rewritten it again. I don't know exactly why I am procrastinating on actually clicking the publish button, but I am. I'm going to crap out that post no matter how much it hurts. And then, a guest blogger. Stay tuned.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

Master Thespian

Just watched The Men Who Stare at Goats. And it occurred to me that George Clooney is a fantastic actor. Other actors, concerned with their craft, try to disappear into the the role. Method acting. This is admirable. But not for George Fucking Clooney. He absorbs the role, and makes it him. He is the anti-method actor. Think about it - O Brother Where Art Thou?, ER, any other role. They are all distinct, yet they are clearly George Fucking Clooney.

Amazing. Good movie, btw. Two thumbs up.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

Daemon

I'm reading Daemon, by Daniel Suarez.  At about a third of the way through this book, I am totally blown away.  This is the most fucked up, fascinating thriller I have ever read.  I pray, pray, pray that the rest of the book lives up to what I've read so far.

I make my living in the IT world.  I read the tech press, I play with the toys, I use the tools of the information age to support my family.  As do many thousands of others in this world.  It has been a constant irritant, a thorn in my eye, that movies and books - even especially science fiction movies and books - consistently, thoroughly and unaccountably get the computer stuff utterly and gallingly wrong.  I could spend a week citing examples just from movies of the last five years.  But I won't, for your sake.  Because I am a benevolent and loving blogger.

I will admit that part of the reason is that computer technology - as it is instantiated in the really real world - is dull as ditchwater, and less exciting to watch than drying paint.  If you are attempting to put IT center screen, in a movie especially it will need to be jazzed up.  But everywhere else, we have fake operating systems, ridiculous dialog, implausibility stacked upon ridiculousness.

So it's a pet peeve of mine.

And that is the reason why Daemon so rocks[1. assuming it doesn't fall apart in the next chapter].  Suarez gets the tech; and all the tech in the book is plausible, compelling, and put together in really fascinating and creepy ways.  It's like Tom Clancy channelling Charlie Stross - it doesn't have the humor and quirkiness and density of Stross' best work, but like Halting State or Glasshouse, the underlying ideas are the kind of scary that comes from being solidly based in reality; and given the fallen nature of man, almost certainly inevitable.

I'll update this when I finish, but for now I just had to share how much I'm enjoying the ride.

[wik] Finished the book.  It got better.  Only downside, it finishes on a cliffhanger.  Happily, though, I waited to read it until just after the release of Volume II, Freedom™.  I will be purchasing that directly.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 0

Medina Sod, Mr. Krabs and the Kurgan

I can't believe it's May. Which shouldn't come as too much of a surprise, as I can hardly believe it's Wednesday. My confusion is heightened, this week, by two shocking discoveries.

First, while watching The Big Lebowski at 2:00 in the morning I noticed something that I never saw the first dozen times I watched the film. The Dude's bowling shirt, on the back, says "Medina Sod." Which is odd, since there is a Medina Sod in Medina, Ohio, where I grew up. Apparently, there is also a rock band in Boston named Medina Sod, and of course you can get the obligatory Medina Sod replica bowling shirt to become, body and soul, just like the Dude.

The Akron Beacon Journal, once a fine paper that had the foresight back in the early nineties to register the "ohio.com" domain, has apparently decided that no, anywhere, will ever need to see an article that's more than six months old. So, I can't read the article written back in '08 that talks about the local connection to the Big Lebowski. I did glean, from Google's search page, that Medina Sod Farms did OK the use of their name in the film.

Weird to watch a film you've seen umpty-billion times, and belatedly realize that the shirts worn by a big chunk of the cast through much of the film have your home town's name on the back. Way to be alert. Even drunk, I should've noticed this sooner.

Second, as the father of young children, I have perforce been watching a lot of children's television. Granted, I don't pay a lot of attention, all the time. But I have come to enjoy Spongebob. I particularly like Plankton, who is touchingly, gleefully, and incompetently evil. But I discovered, when I glanced at the credits, that Mr. Krabs is the Kurgan. Yes, Clancy Brown - the evil immortal swordsman from the best movie of all time, The Highlander - is the voice talent for Mr. Krabs. My mouth just dropped. Now, I keep expecting Mr. Krabs to start screaming, "It's better to burn out, than to fade away... Another time, Highlander!"

It is a strange and beautiful world we live in.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 5

Ham yourself a merry little Christmas

Chew on this, y'all. Tonight's menu:

Ham steak with pear, ginger and maple glaze
Potatoes Anna
Maple-whipped winter squash
Pois au Provence (a pea and herb concoction of my own devise with lavender, fennel, thyme and sea salt)
American-style pasta salad with the mayo and boiled eggs

Ham steak with pear, ginger and maple glaze (serves 2-4)
1 1-pound cured ham steak. A good one. Niman Ranch at the very minimum. None of that generic water-filled crap.
1 very hot skillet
1 tablespoon oil
1/4 cup pear and ginger marmelade
1 tablespoon butter
2 tablespoons maple liqueur

But wait, John. Not everyone has pear and ginger marmelade and weird Canadian hooch lying about.... Not to worry! Lacking the marmelade and liqueur, substitute:
1 smallish pear, peeled, cored and finely diced
1/4 tsp grated fresh ginger or 1/4 tsp dried ginger
a trace each nutmeg, allspice, clove
1 tablespoon American whiskey (Bourbon or Tennessee)
1 tablespoon got-damned real maple syrup, grade B or A ONLY.

Film the very hot skillet with the oil. Place steak therein. Let get very brown and crusty in spots on both sides over medium to medium-high heat, about 7 minutes per side.

Remove steak from pan and set aside to cool. Add butter and once melted add either the marmelade and liqueur or the subsitutes. Scrape browned bits off bottom of pan as you go. If using the substitues, add a splash of water and let the pear cook for a few minutes until quite soft. If using the real deal, just heat through and pour over your steak. Serve and swoon.


Maple-whipped winter squash

1 butternut squash, peeled, seeded, and diced into 1-inch dice
2 tablespoons butter
salt
pepper
1/8 tsp cinnamon
a few gratings (or 1 dash) nutmeg
2 tablespoons maple syrup, grade B or A

Steam the squash until tender. Mash and force through a food mill or fine-meshed strainer.
Stir in other ingredients, and charge $10 for a number 8 ice cream scoopful of the stuff. Seriously, this will knock the pants right off you.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

What I Did On My Summer Vacation

Let's just pretend it hasn't been a year since I last posted.

So anyway, I've gone buck-nutty this summer making up salads, some of which are even delicious. Here are two.

Carrot and red cabbage slaw with toasted fennel

1 small head red cabbage, cut into eights and finely shredded
4-5 medium carrots, grated
1 tablespoon fennel seeds
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 cup white balsamic or white wine vinegar
1/2 tsp grated ginger
1 tablespoon honey
salt
black pepper

Heat a small skillet over medium heat. Place the fennel seeds in the skillet and toss over low heat until they darken slightly and you can smell them.

Remove immediately to a spice grinder and pulverize.

In a small bowl, combine the vinegar, oil, fennel, ginger, honey, salt and pepper. Whisk vigorously to combine and let stand for 10-15 minutes.

In a large bowl, pour the dressing over the carrots and cabbage and toss well. Refrigerate for several hours or overnight. This salad is DOPE, yo, and excellent with pork or steaky-type fish.

Variation 1 - carrot and fennel slaw with orange dressing

Grated carrots
Finely shaved fennel bulb
Dry-toasted fennel seeds
Orange juice
Vegetable oil
White balsamic vinegar or white wine vinegar
Golden raisins
salt
and maybe a splash of Grand Mariner or Cointreau

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

O'zapft ist (fast!)

Two weeks to the traditional tapping of the keg and the start of the 175th Oktoberfest.

That's THE Oktoberfest, not your local beer festival that lamely goes by the same name and serves swilly beer for a couple hours in the park while a band plays Kenny Loggins covers and most of the people around look like they'd rather be someplace else.

Bavaria, friends. Munich. Dirndls and lederhosen. Oktober-fucking-fest.

If you care to see how the world's greatest party is shaping up, look here.

If you care to cry yourself to sleep tonight certain that you will never have that much fun, just remember to cut lengthwise down the vein, not perpendicular.

[wik] Or, you can thank Jebus that the game Herzerljagd, advertised at the above link and which asks, "Can you see those sweet girls on your screen? Maybe you can win their hearts, but at first you have to shoot them", doesn't load right and is unplayable in IE.

Posted by GeekLethal GeekLethal on   |   § 0

Bandwagon

I ran across this video the other day, and in the interest of furthering Dark Knight Hysteria, I present it here for your edification and amusement, and to make you extremely depressed. Why? Because it's a fake. It's not a real movie, and it never will be. Still, though...wow!

[wik] from Buckethead: if you go here, you can read the entire screenplay for the nonexistent movie this is a trailer for.

Posted by EDog EDog on   |   § 0