You mean I can't pub crawl through Easter?

The mind is a curious and terrible thing. One would think, that in the ordinary run of things, your average Joe would at some point prior to a vast scheduling conflict realize that three very big things are happening more or less at once.

But not your favorite Buckethead. For weeks, I blissfully and uncomprehendingly prepared for:

A) The first annual Milblogger Conference, hosted here in DC.
B) A weekend of watching my son while Mrs. Buckethead enters the studio with DMH to record their second album.
C) Pascha, or as you heathens call it, Easter. Which is only rarely on the same weekend as the more famous Easter.

How I managed to so completely compartmentalize my mind as to remain unaware that I was planning and organizing (at Blackfive's request) a post conference pub crawl and helping the wife assemble the traditional Orthodox Pascha basket for the midnight Easter liturgy – two events that were to occur at more or less the same time, and are almost completely contradictory in purpose – is totally beyond my poor power to comprehend. All while simultaneously willfully ignoring the side effects of the wife being in the studio.

So, my weekend looks like this:

10:00 miss work Friday drive over to the studio, drop off Mrs. Buckethead so she can warble into the microphone for ten hours.
11:00 go to Home depot to pick up a large waterproof tarp to cover the 35 Ford that my Dad left in my driveway weeks ago, because Dad isn't sure the top of the car or the car cover is sufficiently waterproof.
12:00 McD's for my little McChicken Nugget addict.
1:00 Get home, read condescending email from Dad about how irresponsible I am to not have already gotten the waterproof tarp I just got.
2:00 Inexplicably decide that rather than just clean the house and then relax, it would really make more sense to completely disassemble and then reassemble my office, Steve Austin style. Better, faster, stronger. Of course, this completely and near permanently trashes a large portion of the rest of the house.
8:00 Look up from the wartorn wreckage of the den, and realize that I am supposed to be an hour away from that room at this very moment, and I haven't showered yet.
8:02 Showered and ready, leave for studio to pick up Mrs. Buckethead and baby Jocelyn.
8:30 Having made the 40 minute drive in 28 minutes, pick up fam and head back home.
9:15 Drive into DC for the pre-conference drinkfest.
10:00 Commence drinking.
2:30 Last call.
3:00 After cadging a few final beers from admiring waitress, am the last warblogger to leave the bar.
3:30 Very carefully drive home
4:00 Collapse into bed.
7:00 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Dora the explorer.
7:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
8:00 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Dora the explorer.
8:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
9:00 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Dora the explorer.
9:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
10:00 Awoken by Mrs. Buckethead, who wonders, isn't the effing Conference starting?
10:30 Awoken by Mrs. Buckethead, who wants me to change effing diapers.
11:00 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Dora the explorer.
11:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
12:00 Awoken by Mrs. Buckethead, who gently suggests that I should effing get up.
12:30 Awoken by Mrs. Buckethead, who gently suggests that I should effing get up.
1:00 Awoken by Mrs. Buckethead, who not so gently suggests that I should effing get up.
1:20 Showered and mostly awake, I head downtown, and manage to find the conference center.
2:00 Attend the first (for me) or third (for the conference) session on blogging in theater. Fascinating, and Col. Hunt, famous military commentator is even more like Col. Hunt than you thought possible.
4:30 Princess Cat, in an act of stunning generosity, finds an XXL conference tshirt for an XXL Buckethead frame.
4:35 Finally meet Murdoc, who was too wussy to actually come drinking night before, and offered some lame excuse about driving eleven hours.
4:45 Murdoc and I, reconciled, head south to observe as much of the nation's capital as possible in the 45 minutes remaining before all the tourist crap closes. In the pouring rain.
5:15 Like Chevy Chase at the Grand Canyon in Vacation, we stand on the mall and nod at the Washington Memorial and the Capital building. We couldn't see the Lincoln Memorial, really, because of the rain.
5:30 Through increasing rain, we walk to the Metro, and decide to start the pub crawl early.
6:00 We arrive two hours early for the pub crawl, at Finn MacCool's Irish Publick House and Non-Smoking Establishment.
7:00 Murdoc is clearly feeling uncomfortable filling the awkward silences I leave in the conversation thanks to my inability to focus.
8:00 Three beers later, I am beginning to awake. I am interviewed in the rain by an attractive young lady from the conference. I do not know who she was or what she was associated with. Though it had something to do with veterans.
8:30 Milbloggers begin to arrive as the rain deepens. More beer keeps me awake.
9:00 First message from wife about estimated departure time.
10:00 Fourth message from wife about estimated departure time. I decide in the interest of self preservation to make the painful separation from the festivities, and move closer (at least geographically) to God.
10:30 Arrive at home, shower and put on suit.
10:40 Am now ready for Easter. We leave.
11:35 Arrive at Church. All the effing seats taken. Like that matters, though, if you're Orthodox. If you sit through the service they beat you up at the end for being a puss.
12:00 We make the procession around the church. An inspiring and frankly beautiful tradition that means that there is two and half hours of church left.
2:30 Church ends. Feast begins. We eat sausage, cheese, bread and other comestibles that we did not, well, actually quite get around to, not eating during the Lenten fast. Also, our friends Wine and Vodka!
4:00 Leave Church.
5:00 Collapse in the general direction of bed.
7:00 Wake Mrs. Buckethead so she can go to effing studio.
7:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
8:00 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Dora the explorer.
8:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
9:00 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Dora the explorer.
9:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
10:00 In the interest of self preservation, start cleaning up the mess I made Friday.
12:00 Order pizza just so I can get more diet coke, and wheedle the pizzaman into bringing me cigarettes.
2:30 Awoken by John, who wants to watch effing Little Einsteins.
2:45 Resume cleaning.
8:00 Almost done cleaning.
8:01 Mrs. Buckethead calls to say she won't be back for another couple hours, which means I needn't have hurried.
10:00 Mrs. Buckethead arrives.
10:30 Begin ten hours of sleep.

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The Man They Call Possum

There's more than one song in the world that can make me tear up like my favorite dog done died. It's in my bones. I was brought up on country music, and as a descendent of Welsh-Irish-German-English-French farmers-miners-clergy-unlettered rabble, I am very much genetically disposed to break into maudlin song at the drop of a hat given the opportunity and a surprisingly small quantity of strong drink.

Nobody in the world does a good weeper better than the estimable George Jones, possessor of the greatest voice in the history of country music, and arguably deserving of a mention as one of the best interpreters of song - period - in the entire twentieth century. You take Edith Piaf, Billie Holiday, Louie Armstrong, Aretha Franklin, all your operatic divas and even Ol' Blue Eyes too. Me, I'll take the mysterious man with the close-set eyes from the hardscrabble pine barrens of East Texas.

There's a good reason why. Some of my earliest childhood memories are of George Jones crooning his towering hits "A Good Year For The Roses" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today" over the staticky radio my father kept on the workbench in the garage right above the ratchet set. The first of these two was probably one of the first songs I ever heard in my life, and the second was, when I was six, one my very first favorite songs not produced by Disney. (Just to prove that I had unimpeachably excellent taste in music even at that tender age (oh, yeah), two other favorite songs from my kindergarten years were "Cloudy and Cool" by Chet Atkins and "There Ain't No Good Chain Gang" by Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard) The keening string sections and Jones' over-the-top vocals made a big impression on my young mind and had two long-term effects. Aside from leaving me with an unfortunate and abiding affection for the schlockier output of 70's-era Nashville, those garage days also made me a George Jones fan for life.

Since that time, I have gone through phase after phase, getting way into Pink Floyd, hair metal, Wax Trax industrial, punk, 'grunge', Neil Young, Zappa, Elvis, Tom Waits, Charles Mingus, and so on and so on world without end amen. And yet, time after time I return to the music of my early childhood: I always return to rockabilly, honky-tonk, and especially the music of Johnny Cash and George Jones.

What is it about George Jones that's so alluring? Honestly, seen from a distance he's almost comical. If any fan of his ever wants an unpleasant shock, I recommend playing one of Jones' more purple performance (say, "The Grand Tour" or "He Stopped Loving Her Today") back to back with one of Jim Nabors' bigger slices of schmaltz, such as "The Impossible Dream" or "You'll Never Walk Alone." Although the two men approach a song differently, there are similarities: each is gifted with an absurdly resonant voice that they use to maximum effect, and they share a knack for working the hell out of a song. But most importantly, the two have done their very best work when trying their damndest to get into self-parody's pants.

In a deeply perceptive essay collected in his book Grown Up All Wrong, the venerable Robert Christgau (longtime music critic for New York's Village Voice) captures what, aside from his voice, makes George Jones so compelling. Although his technical prowess and the unique timbre of his voice (seeming to emanate not from the head or chest, but from a constant sorrow choking his throat into a sob) would be enough, that's not all there is. It's the strange feeling that there's something off about the incredibly harrowing performances he turns out at the drop of a hat.

Christgau notes, as many have noted before, that Jones is a famously shallow character. Those close-set eyes don't seem to hide stunning depths of emotion that he can call on to fuel his histrionic ballads; instead, Jones' most intense performances always seem to be just that, astounding performances, feats of technique and talent that can be turned on and off like a spigot. Put a song in front of him, and no matter whether it's a goofy jingle or a musical setting of a Donald Hall poem, he'll turn out a performance that sounds like it comes straight from the heart.

In short, the man seems to lack introspection. While it's tempting to hunt in his famously dissipated biography (for example, his tumultuous marriage to Tammy Wynette, or the time he was kidnapped by some business associates and put in a room with a pile of cocaine until he was high enough to agree to their wishes) for clues to the wrenching pain he can communicate in song, those clues seem to be false leads. Instead, we just need to take George Jones at face value: if the song makes you sad, why bother asking whether that comes from the singer or from you?

What the appeal of George Jones all comes down to, at the end of the day, is those immodestly emotive performances delivered in that voice, that astonishing voice, deep and full and rich and sounding as though every syllable is wrenched from the throat of a man caught between desperate prayers and miserable sorrow.

George Jones started his singing career in the saloons and honky tonks of East Texas as a teenager, and after a stint in the Marines (partly to escape the aftermath of his first doomed marriage), he signed with the local Beaumont, Texas label Starday.

At first, there was little hint of the full depth of Jones' talent. His first few recorded sides were masterful impressions of other singers - Lefty Frizzell, Hank Williams, and Roy Acuff among them - but nothing that sounded like George Jones. Still, between 1954 and 1960, Jones started to build a pretty good career as a hardcore honky-tonker, turning out worthy slices of rockabilly that contained few hints of the full measure of his talent.

But around 1961, Jones turned a corner. Under the guidance of producer "Pappy" Daily (also his former label head and producer at Starday), Jones released three crucial singles - "The Window Up Above," "Tender Years," and "She Thinks I Still Care." In them, he made two great breakthroughs. The first was musical. By slowing the music down from a gallop, and making some more pop-oriented choices in the instrumentation, Daily gave Jones' voice more room to play with the melody. The results were his first fully realized vocal performances, and although his voice hadn't yet deepened into what it would become, there were finally glimmers of his fabled tone.

The second innovation was the material. Jones has always thrived on love songs, especially the hard parts of live, but these songs were more plaintive and descriptive than some of his other singles had been. "The Window Up Above" was about a man watching his woman cut his heart out with another man, "Tender Years" was a noble if surely vain pledge to wait for a woman who was still sowing her oats, and "She Thinks I Still Care" was a masterful song full of (naturally) empty denials that he still carried a torch for the woman who'd left him.

It's at the end of "She Thinks I Still Care" that the first big moment happens, at least to my ears. After a string of protestations, "just because I asked a friend about her," "just because I saw her out somewhere," Jones delivers the last line of the song like he had never sung anything previously: "just because I saw her and went to pieces, she thinks I still care." On the word "pieces," his voice breaks, falls down an arpeggio, and melts into nothing, all without sounding forced, silly, or out of place. Like the sun breaking through the clouds, it's the first time we really hear Jones learning what he does best.

After this point, Jones began a two-decade run of wild success, racking up dozens of top-ten hits, touring widely, and continuing to refine his style. He released some very successful duets with Melba Montgomery (including the rough but ready "We Must Have Been Out Of Our Minds"), and cut album after album after album for Musicor Records. The Musicor years saw a number of hits, including "A Good Year For The Roses" and "Walk Through This World With Me," two of his very best ballads, and a boatload of the novelty songs that have been Jones' stock in trade. The best of these, like "The Race Is On" and the fantastic moonshinin' song "White Lightning," rank among his best stuff; the others tend to be completely forgettable.

But at the same time, Jones was beginning a long, slow death-spiral into drink and drugs that soon began to overtake his career. Many of the albums he cut in this period were second-rate affairs, compiled from sessions tossed of with whatever material was at hand when he sobered up enough to realize he was low on money or when his management decided to flood the market further.

By the late 1960s, this had taken its toll. Jones had earned a reputation for missing live dates (and the nickname "No-Show Jones") and decided to make a change of venue by moving to Nashville. There he formed two of the most important relationships he'd ever make: he met his third wife, country singer Tammy Wynette, and his long-time producer, amanuensis, and creative better half, Billy Sherrill.

With Wynette, Jones began to record a number of very successful duets that also seemed to parallel the arc of their relationship, such as "Take Me" and "The Ceremony." Unfortunately, after a few years of whiskey, cocaine, and hijinks with handguns and car wrecks, Jones and Wynette were singing "We Loved It Away," and Wynette was writing for George a solo hit called "These Days I Barely Get By." As the drugs took deeper hold of him, Jones entered a two-decade career twilight, punctuated by moments of genius and moments of utter ruin.

The greatest of the strokes of genius was 1980's LP, I Am What I Am. Billy Sherrill was an in-demand Nashville producer, key inventor of the "countrypolitan" sound and devotee of Phil Spector's Wall of Sound. Consequently, he sought to stuff every crevice of every track he produced with a panoply of strings, steel guitars, keyboards, choirs, and drums saturated with acres of reverb and echo. Although had Jones initially balked at Sherrill's sound and his autocratic way of running sessions, by 1980 their working relationship had become deep and strong.

It was Jones' trust of Sherrill that led him to cut for I Am What I Am a song he wasn't too sure about, an absurdly maudlin, mawkish, pathetic, bathetic, over-the-top ballad called "He Stopped Loving Her Today." It was the story of a man who pledged eternal love to a woman who refused to love him back, until he finally died of his broken heart. On paper, it seemed to be much the same as dozens of other songs Jones had cut over the last quarter-century, only twice as sentimental. And yet somehow, over months of drunken missed takes and coked-out false starts, "He Stopped Loving Her Today" emerged as the probably the greatest performance of Jones' career, and one of the finest vocal performances ever committed to tape.

(An aside. What is it about geniuses with drug problems? The mental image of George Jones peeling himself off a sticky studio couch with a crushing hangover and stepping up to the microphone to unfurl a searing and perfect vocal take reminds me of the legendary session that bassist James Jamerson played for Marvin Gaye's What's Goin' On. Jamerson reputedly came up with the perfect and eternal bass line of the title song in one heroic take from the floor of the studio, lying flat on his back because he was too high to get up. What is it about geniuses with drug problems?)

Since the high water mark of his "He Stopped Loving Her Today," his last #1 single, Jones has aged into a gray eminence of country music, releasing decent-to-good albums that sell okay and are mostly totally ignored by the country establishment. His voice has somehow only deepened and become richer with age, even as Jones gets well into his seventies. He has also become one of the great touchstones of country music, a wellspring from which scores of younger musicians have drawn inspiration. And yet, Nashville treats him like a leper. In one telling incident from 1999, the Country Music Association refused to let Jones sing all the verses of his latest hit, the CMA-nominated "Choices," at the Country Music Awards, citing time constraints. Jones chose to boycott the show instead, and in a surprise move, singer Alan Jackson sang a verse or two of "Choices" at the end of his own CMA performance, in a show of solidarity with one of his idols.

In the same year, No-Show Jones almost lived up to the promise of his other nickname, The Possum. Newly sober yet somehow hammered on vodka, Jones wrapped his car around a Tennessee underpass and very nearly died. Although he had been through countless close shaves and near-death experiences in his career, this one seemed to bring it home to him that it was finally time to straighten up and fly right. With each passing year, it seems more and more likely that The Possum will die peacefully in his sleep rather than as a pink smear decorating a quarter mile of lonesome highway.

Any serious fan of American music really needs to have some George Jones in his collection. But knowing just what to buy can be rough. Jones has recorded dozens of LPs in his half-century career, and the majority are wildly uneven affairs that aren't really for novices. On the other hand, the greatest hits collections also tend to have drawbacks: they are poorly selected and cheaply licensed, confined to one era or one label's output, or too broad and expensive for beginners.

The new Epic/Sony Legacy collection The Essential George Jones nearly overcomes all these pitfalls. Like the rest of Sony's Essentials series (chronicling artists like Johnny Cash, Michael Jackson, Herbie Hancock, and Dolly Parton), it does a pretty good job of introducing novices to the high points of Jones' career. But at the same time, there are some glaring omissions that keep it from being the one-stop bargain it wants to be.

For this to be the perfect Jones best-of, there are some requirements that must be met. One of them is fidelity. The people who put together The Essential George Jones had the good sense and grace to kick things off with early songs that weren't big hits, like the non-charting half-berserk rockabilly of "No Money In This Deal," and the Hank Williams clone, "Why Baby Why." Although these songs didn't get a lot of national play, they are crucial to a fair treatment of Jones' career.

But if you've only got two discs to work with, a fair view of Jones career means a nearly unbroken string of slow weepers and mid-tempo duets about love gone bad, going bad, or doomed to go bad someday soon. And indeed, of Essential's forty tracks, about thirty are of this ilk, and it's worth it. On slow songs, Jones' rich tone and unique way of pronouncing lyrics so that the vowels come out rounded and full are presented to their best advantage, and even though the entire second disc is twenty slow ballads right in a row, Jones' superhuman talents make sure that every song stands on its own as a fully realized little story.

However, there are a couple areas where Essential falls down. Most importantly, it appears that the compilers weren't able to secure the rights to any of Jones' sides recorded for the Musicor label. Although that era of his career, covering about 1965-1971, was one of his most uneven, it's also an era that contains several stone classics. Any truly essential collection absolutely must include "A Good Year For The Roses" and "Walk Through This World With Me," to name my two favorites But since these songs aren't here - and believe me, I'm not just picking nits - this collection isn't the only George Jones you'll ever need.

The collection also includes only three songs from the nearly twenty albums Jones has recorded since 1986. In fairness, I understand the need to bias a collection of this kind toward the hits (and indeed, the collection is thick with number-one hits), but in my opinion three songs over twenty years is hardly a fair representation of Jones' often respectable output in that time.

The Essential George Jones is pretty good, and almost even good enough. But since it skips right over his Musicor years (not to mention most of the last twenty years), it falls a little short in being the only Possum you'll ever need.

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Actual Facts

Will Rogers was well known for never having met a man he didn't like, except "that smug bastard Jimmy Stewart."

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There ain't no such rising fastball

It turns out that the old chestnut about keeping your eye on the ball is not the best advice. And standing under a pop fly is not the optimal solution for catching it. Some eggheads have analysed the matter, and discovered that it is frankly impossible to keep your eye on the ball - when it gets to within a couple yards of the plate, the baseball's angular motion is to fast for anyone's eye - even those of a major league hitter - to track. What really happens is that they follow the ball until that point, and then jump to the place where they expect the ball to cross the plate.

And in that short distance, magic happens. A well thrown curve ball can drop as much as a foot in that short distance, which is why even major league hitters miss most of the time. And the reason people think that there is such a thing as a rising fast ball is that if you think you're facing an 80 mile fastball, you will expect the ball to drop as it nears the plate. If it is in fact a ninety mile fastball, its velocity will ensure that it doesn't drop nearly so much, creating the illusion of rising over the plate.

A fascinating article, and well worth a read.

[wik] The Maximum Leader is quick to note that there is a whole book of eggheads poking at baseball, called, "The Physics of Baseball (3rd Edition)". I haven't read it, but the Ol' Maximum Leader is a sharp guy, so go buy the book, already.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

Quote of the day, so far

Via an opinion piece in today's WSJ, Peggy Noonan gives us this:

The president has taken, those around him say, great comfort in biographies of previous presidents. All presidents do this. They all take comfort in the fact that former presidents now seen as great were, in their time, derided, misunderstood, underestimated. No one took the measure of their greatness until later. This is all very moving, but: Message to all biography-reading presidents, past present and future: Just because they call you a jackass doesn't mean you're Lincoln.

I couldn't help but share.

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Actual Facts

In 1953, Virginia governor John S. Battle unsuccessfully attempted to change the state's motto from "sic semper tyrannis" to "ol' Ginny gonna git ya."

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But Can I Still Read Comic Books?

Via Fark I find this list of things a man should never do past the age of 30.

Some are perfectly sound:

Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"

Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?"

Skip.

Take a camera to a nude beach.

Let his father do his taxes.

Tap on the glass.

Use the word collated on his resume.

But others make no sense to me. For example, why not

Hold his lighter up at a concert.

Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"

Name pets after Middle Earth characters.

Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"

Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.

Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."

Purchase fireworks.

Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.

Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.

Request extra sprinkles.

Air drum.

Choose 69 as his jersey number.

Eat Oreo cookies in stages.

The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.

Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."

Own a vanity plate.

Well... I have many, many, many very good reasons not to refer to my significant other's, erm, chestal region, as "the twins," and I would never do so, but as a theoretical notion divorced from any reference to actual chestal appurtanances belonging to any person either real or fictional, the joke still makes me, um... titter. As for a vanity plate, I think that Buckethead, who is even further from 30 than I am, would argue that a well chosen vanity plate can really hit the spot. Also, I have air drummed, purchased homebrewing paraphenelia, made 69 jokes, disco danced, and done the "two points" and "shotgun" routines all within the last month. And what's wrong with that, really?

What kind of a world are we living in if a grown man can't write the name "Heywood Jablome" on a petition, or make the same old funny-every-time joke whenever someone says they live in "Bangor"? Isn't this America? And isn't our crass brashness as much a part of our heritage as is the British stiff upper lip, German punctiliousness, French superiority, or the way Canadians think they're being funny all the time?

I tell you what... every time you don't slap a "kick me" sign on your buddy, belch the alphabet, bump chests after a touchdown, urinate on someone's hedges, wear a backwards baseball cap in the Sistine Chapel, or loudly proclaim "yeah, I'd hit that" when looking at the Venus de Milo, you're hurting America. Why do you hate our freedom?

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On the disadvantages of living far from the urban core

Last night was almost perfect. I met up with a couple good friends at a legendary Boston watering hole, enjoyed a couple micro-micro-brews and a bloody piece of meat, and then took in a game at the lyric little bandbox down the street. I sat in the bleachers with the Fenway Faithful, ate a Fenway Frank and drank a macro-brew from a plastic cup, and watched Manny Ramirez be Manny, playing around in the outfield and smacking huge doubles. I watched beefy Kevin Youkilis prove why he's worthy of the majors. I watched Matt Clement pitch a not-bad game into the sixth. I waited in vain for the big foam finger guy to come around so I could buy myself a big foam finger. In short, I relaxed and had an all-around ball.

When I left at the seventh inning stretch to catch the train home (I live far enough away that to stay the whole game would've meant getting home at midnight, and my old ass just can't cut that), the score was 1-1. Half an hour later, the score was 7-4 Red Sox.

I shoulda stayed the whole game.

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Actual Facts

On average, the production of each fourteen square feet of tinfoil requires the destruction of the habitat of one unfortunate spider monkey.

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Why Motorhead Rocks Your Hole, Reason #82

Because of this totally badass logo:

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I don't know what it is, but it's totally sick. It's like a malevolent boar or something. Plus it has "England", which kicks ass. You know it rocks your hole.

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