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Bare Bones Software, makers of renowned text editor that doesn't suck BBEdit, have a side project called Yojimbo. It gets occasional updates, but doesn't seem to have ever been a primary, or even really secondary focus for them. I imagine that it exists solely to scratch a particular itch that one of the developers had - a need for a useful note-taking and information-organizing tool that worked just the way they wanted it to. And since it does whatever it was that that developer needed it to do, it doesn't get much of a push. The itch, it got scratched.

I love Yojimbo. Unlike every other note taking tool I've ever used or even tried, it works with my mind rather than against it. I could use it for project notes and actually find the notes that I had noted. I could organize world-building and background and characters for novels. And I could store random but crucial info like serial numbers and passwords, and then find them again when I needed them. The key to this utility is the tagging system. Yojimbo lets you tag things! That by itself is not very remarkable¹1in fact, it's entirely unremarkable given tagging's ubiquity. The clever bit isn't the tagging, it's the UI that allows you to use tags rapidly, easily, and purposefully to get to the information you want, and move aside the information you don't. 

Using the list of tags it only takes a couple clicks to narrow the visible pool of notes to a dozen or less, and from there, you can - nearly all the time - just visually grep which note is the note you need²2It also has a really efficient normal search.

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Here's Yojimbo being cute.

Despite Yojimbo's manifest awesomeness, I've only ever successfully evangelized one person: Mrs. Buckethead; who now happily records all her recipes and homesteading notes in it. 

I recommend it highly. Two thumbs up. But I don't use it anymore. 

But Buckethead, you may ask, "If Yojimbo is 20 pounds of awesome in a ten pound sack, why on earth aren't you using it?"  Two main reasons: syncing and storage. While Bare Bones does offer an iPad companion app, perversely, it is read-only. And there is no iPhone app at all. So even though I have all this note-taking and finding power on my laptop, I do not have any means to view, edit, or add new notes from my phone. Now, I may only get a few ideas a year, but odds are, at least some of them are happening when all I have to hand is my phone. So I've come up with clumsy workarounds to take notes on the phone and then manually move them to where I need them.

Which brings up the second issue. I store most of my project notes in git. Software, novels, games, home improvement. It's a secure backup, It automatically keeps track of versions and can merge changes from multiple users. But there's not a single note-taking app that integrates even a little bit with git. Despite the fact that any project beyond the most minimal can benefit from some note-taking and recording of supporting info. I want to be able to have my notes live in a git-versioned directory. Ideally, many of them, one per project.

I'm not seeing any hint that Yojimbo will ever be updated to scratch my itches³3Sad, but fair. Their itches are not my itches, nor should they be in a literal or metaphorical sense.. Yet, I miss my Yojimbo notes. 

Enter the LLM. I've been experimenting, rather heavily now, on using "AI" to build tools that I don't have the time to develop on my own. Top on my list⁴4After adding sidenotes to perfidy, of course. is a Yojimbo replacement. And now I have a functional Yojimbo replacement. Not complete, but it is working.

What I wanted in my own, private Yojimbo:

• Markdown support
• Desktop, web, and phone versions
• Sync between desktop, web, and mobile versions
• Local data storage in a git-amenable and platform-agnostic format
• Import from Yojimbo
• Export in readable formats
• Share notes via standard OS tools

Right now, I have the web version and the Mac desktop version going, and changes automatically sync between them. I can import my old Yojimbo notes. I can share notes. Still need to build the bulk export function, and fiddle with the local storage. But... it's alive and that's a pretty good feeling. Here's a shot of the current version:

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Went with a more modern three-pane layout. And look! Dark mode support.

In our next exciting episode, technical details and crazy ideas.

I am no longer in the habit of rendering witty, sharp, and on-target responses to rapidly changing world scene. A generous way of looking at this would characterize my thoughts as measured, wise, and deep. A less gracious estimation would be that ol' Buckethead over there is just old. 

So though there is a manifest and staggeringly deep well of evil that lies, stinking and shimmering in the heat of its own decay in the middle of our civic affairs, involving as it does the high, the mighty, and the innocent, I am not going to comment on any of that. Instead, I am going to notice one thing that while certainly less mind-blastingly vile than pretty much any random page of the vast trove of DOJ-released Epstein documents, is perhaps weirder:

regarding cold fusion. i killed pons years ago

So claimed Epstein to Al Seckel in 2009.

Ok, first of all let's just have a big, hearty wtf. WTF, over?

We've been edging toward the Unified Field Conspiracy Theory of Everything for quite a while now. Epstein, JFK, hidden technology, the Jews, the deep state, ubiquitous surveillance, Mossad assassinations (which means more Jews), aliens and UFOs, everything you can shake a stick at, plus the stick¹1plus the Mormons!. Things that were so far outside the Overton window as to be beyond the event horizon of reasonable discourse are now regular topics of discussion. This is all, for lack of a more punchy term, really fucking weird to the relatively normal person I once was.

So here we have two seemingly completely separate tentacles of the uber-conspiracy reaching around and fondling each other. Epstein, as the seeming nexus of all evil - and remember, in 2009 the world still seemed pretty normal - was not only connecting British royalty, billionaires, politicians, and scientists with underage girls, he was taking time out from his busy schedule to kill cold fusion research.

Ah, cold fusion. We even talked about that here at the Ministry back in the before times. There's long been stories floating around that there's something there, there - that set ups along the lines of Pons' original experiment generate energy, but not in an easily reproducible way. The Navy had played with it, some Israelis, a dude in France who while he might have gotten some results behaved in the cagy, secretive manner of a crank. No one ever made any real breakthroughs, but then no one ever put a lot of money into figuring it out.

Is it another instance of dark forces²2really dark forces, in this case burying technology that would have improved our lives? At this point given the revelations not just in the Epstein files but elsewhere, you almost have to bet on the conspiracy being right given that just about every conspiracy short of the flat earth has been.

It's a fucked up world, kinfolk.

Subcommandante Mumbles makes his epic return after a ten year hiatus. The original story is now available at Veil War, Episode 2 is completely written, finished, done and no longer incomplete. So that has now commenced to serializing. And, wonders truly never ceasing, an Episode 3 is in progress.

Here's the very first part of Episode 1^††kind of like Star Wars, this is a retro-inserted Episode for the title.:

Call me mumbles. Why, you ask? Because I fucking told you to.

I was humping up this hill in shitbagistan, heavy load and thin air. I could hear the cherry private wheezing behind me. Wanted to tell him to shut the fuck up, but it just wasn’t worth the effort.

I heard the soft, echoing tick of a rock bouncing down the hill somewhere ahead. I held up, and the cherry bounced right into the back of me. I strained my ears, but didn’t hear anything more. The air was clear and cold. The sere mountainsides were resplendent in a kaleidoscope of colors ranging from shit brown to shit brown. We were up about five hundred meters from the valley floor, and the observation post was two klicks ahead. On the same level, but we’d have to go up and down at least a 1000 meters to get there. God forbid the trail follow the contour lines or anything.

From here, the whole valley stretched out below. A piss-poor excuse for a river meandered down the middle of it, not worth more than a creek back home. Two villages anchored either end. The residents hated each other, the next valley over, us, and the Taliban in descending order of fucked-up homicidal rage. Hatfields and McCoys with burqas, boy-buggery and opium.

I sensed the cherry about to open his stupid whore mouth. “Shut up!” I hissed. Couldn’t hear anything. Fuck this for a joke, I thought. I waved our little relief column forward. There’d been no reports of enemy activity for most of a month. The last, our lieutenant had been pleased to report, was over a fortnight ago. Fuck him and his word-builder vocabulary cards.

The fucktards from the lead platoon who were now probably sleeping in the OP hadn’t reported anything either. But then, they’d have only noticed if the Mahdi snuck into their sleeping bag and started pissing in their mouths. Fucking 4th ID. I heard the ticking noise again. This time the cherry managed to avoid a collision when I stopped. The longer between contact, the worse it always is.

I waved Ramirez up the hill. If he got up just a little bit, he’d be able to see over the hump the trail turned around as it followed the slope. Me, I just waited and identified likely bits of cover for every conceivable line of attack.

“Fuck!”

The cry echoed out into the vast space between our ridge and fucking Siberia. Ramirez was running and sliding down the hill, kicking up dust and rocks. We all turned our heads and let the mini-spicalanche bounce off our body armor and helmets. Ramirez skidded to a stop. His eyes were wide in his tanned face, almost bugging out. He looked goddamned ridiculous.

“Given up on stealth, have we Ramirez?”

“No, sergeant. I mean, yes, sergeant.”

“Glad we cleared that up. Can I ask why came careening down the hill instead of using the fucking radio?”

That gave him pause. He pondered that for a good long while, in fact. The hamster in its exercise wheel slowed and coasted to a stop. Ramirez looked merely blank and stupid again instead of panicked, blank and stupid.

“Sergeant?”

“Ramirez, why did you yell, ‘fuck’ and come running down the hill?”

He screwed himself up. “Dinosaurs.”

“OK.” Why me? Why, why, why?

“Were they the big plant eatering fuckers or the ones with the big sharp teeth?”

“Uh… the teethy kind.”

“Did you get a count?”

“Eighteen of them, sergeant.”

Holy shit. He listened, bless his heart. “Were they armed?”

“Small arms and what looked like RPGs.”

***

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The Ministry of Minor Perfidy Bureau of Retributive Software Development has caused to be created a new wonder: The Perfidy Random Field Module. Great was the suffering of the kobolds and gnomes laboring in the code mines to produce this gem of modern internet technology.

You can see this amazing tool just over there to the left, where it magically displays a different slogan every time you refresh the page. In a perfect world, this gimcrackery will distract you from the years-long gaps in posting that regularly occur here. Some day, we might even conceive of other uses for it.

The Random Field module is an extension of the Drupal CMS, that is, if you have a Drupal site you can install the module in the normal manner. Once installed, you can add a random field anywhere you'd normally be able to add a field - for example, to a node or block or paragraph. There are other means of accomplishing the display of random elements on a page in Drupal, but this one is pretty easy to use. On the random field configuration page, you can create any number of lists containing the elements you'd like to be randomized. You can even give those lists names! You can, miraculously, even have lists of images^☞☞sadly, though, there's no integration with the media or media library modules..

Then, when you create a new content item that has a random field attached to it, you merely select the list you'd like to use^††or no list at all, if that's how you want to roll.. The random field module will then quietly and competently take care of showing your users one randomly selected item from the list you picked. It even makes sure that you don't get the same one twice in row^††††which technically is a serious departure from actual randomness, but it feels more random..

You can find the random field module here on the Drupal site. Enjoy!

The Ministry of Minor Perfidy's Bureau of Retributive Software Development has at no cost to you¹1but at great cost to the code-whittling php pixies delivered another magical tool, available to everyone on the internet²2available in that anyone can see it on a webpage, but rather less available in the sense that only Drupal sites can make use of it. This new tool is Perfidy's special and custom Hidden Format Tips module.

The Hidden Format Tips module can be found here, and installed in the customary manner.

But wait, you ask! What does this amazing tool do? This tool has a singular purpose, to hide the format tips that appear below text input boxes on Drupal sites³3you can see one at the bottom of this page, providing 1) you're viewing this post on its own page and 2) comments are not closed. These format tips are, indeed, useful at times - they tell your beloved readers what sorts of things they can put into the text box, avoiding frustration and anguish. However, these format tips are often lengthy, unwieldy, and not amenable to change. This module allows you to hide them behind a clickable link - revealing themselves only when they are useful.

But there is a second, secret and subsidiary purpose to the Hide Format Tips module - not only can you hide them, you can change them. On a per-format basis, you can edit the text that would normally appear as a format tip. You can make your own version of format tips, suited to your particular and unique idiom. Or put something else entirely in that space - commenting policies, political manifestos for your agrarian reform party, solutions to Fermat's Last Theorem, just anything at all!

And as an added bonus, you can also change the wording of the link to something closer to your heart's desire. What more could one reasonably ask for^††please don't answer this question?

Welcome to this, the latest in a long line of futile updates to a long dead website. This is the sixth (or seventh) incarnation of a website that first came into existence in the dismal, ante-diluvian, pre-social-media world of 2003. 

Running counter to form, this incarnation of Perfidy shares the same platform as its predecessor. But seeing as we're most of a decade out from the last update¹1this post also details the history of perfidy and the origins of the current theme, we might just as well have switched. Moving from Drupal version 7 to the current version 11 required dealing with a staggering amount of very boring back-end changes, not one of which would interest the average, or even above-average reader. An uncharacteristic glitch in the all-knowing and capacious brain of Minister Patton lost some prfdy system files but God was - if not smiling, smirking - at us as I would have had to re-write them anyway. But all the required slogging was slogged, and you see before you a Perfidy reborn, future-proofed, and once more available to the five people and two dogs that are aware of it.

Some notable changes from the 2017 edition:

• All the meta text is now Montserrat, a font I've come to like. And the text you type in the comment fields or contact forms is Inconsolata, my favorite monospace font²2I am embarrassed to realize I have a favorite monospace font. I considered changing the main text font for a hat-trick of pointless font fussing, but left it at Merriweather.

• The search function is vastly improved, with better a better search tool that searches posts, comments, and pages. Further, it tells you which of these has your search term.

• Advanced AI technology was employed to create a brand new random thing field for displaying the perfidy taglines. It's no different in appearance or function than what once was there, but infinitely easier to manage on the backend.

• Advanced AI technology was further employed to create the capability to use Tufte-style sidenotes³3like this one right here. - a feature I have always wanted but was entirely too lazy to create.

• Advanced AI technology was recklessly deployed to create a tool that hides the format tips below the comment box, and replaces it with... WHATEVER I WANT. Straining at gnats, to be sure, but I wanted it and AI is nothing if not obsequiously eager to please.

• Many subtle changes to layout that no one will ever notice.

• Removed the social media sharing links because 1) I no longer approve of social media even to the small extent I once did, and 2) I really don't anticipate anyone being moved by the spirit to socially share anything posted here.

• Added some new categories which, aspirationally, I hope to make use of in the near future. These categories have been illustrated with brand new, fresh from the factory category icons.

Much else is the same as it was, or better. All content back to our inception is available, with categories checked and gross malfunctions of text redacted. I even found replacements for some missing images⁴4some, not all - and there are a lot of broken links after nearly a quarter century of bitrot. There is a new tools page (also linked in the footer) which will detail the specifics of what tools are used to create, maintain, and host the site. Eventually, there will be links to novels and role playing games I've created or am in the process of creating, and I may even be tempted to recreate the perfidy merch store, if only so that I can get a cool fire-logo shirt for myself again.