NASA Shuttle Head Resigning

Many sources are reporting that Ron Dittemore is stepping down as head of NASA's Shuttle Program. It seems he was in the process of resigning when the most recent accident happened, and stayed on to deal with the aftermath. So, this isn't a drumming-out, or at least not a recent one.

Buckethead, what can you tell me about the people the Boston Globe report may take over-- "William Readdy, NASA's associate administrator for space flight, and his deputy, Michael Kostelnik"?

Here's hoping for a new direction in NASA space vehicle thinking. Rotsa ruck.

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Kennedy Addendum, &c, &c

Goodwife Two-Cents, who is better than me in every way, had some insights about Jack Kennedy I think I should share. She contends that in decrying JFK as an overrated President, I missed important points. Well, I think she's right so I will air them here. 

First, John and Jackie Kennedy did a great deal to make the Presidency a cultural post. That was an important issue to pursue as President, and they did it with aplomb and flair. Moreover, what President has continued this work since? Jackie Kennedy on her own did a great deal to secure funding and support for the arts and non-war-based sciences during the slide-rule and crewcut era, and that deserves some propers. I can get behind that.

Not since Washington's administration did a President capture the hearts and minds of the nation like JFK. Quick - name three other Presidents who were assassinated. Um, Lincoln, that's easy, and McKinley, and ohhh, ummmm.... Geez. Mumbley-Joe? (It's Garfield). 

It's hard, isn't it? JFK's assassination shook the nation like Lincoln's did, and like McKinley's and Garfield's did not. Always catastrophic, Kennedy's shooting remains a watershed moment precisely because he stood for so much in the eyes of the country. Regardless of his merits or shortcomings, he was better-loved than any other President I can name in the twentieth century. 

Final note: JFK's cult of personality, besides being a boon to the nation in a dark time, was an important factor in why he wasn't strung up for sucking so mightily at politics and international affairs. 

Other final note: 50% of those Presidents who have been assassinated in office are from Ohio. WTF? 

Last final note. I share a common ancestor with all eight Ohio Presidents, plus both Bushes and JFK. That's not that great a feat, really. Mary Chilton must have been some ho. 

Truly final note too good to pass up: Those crazy Pilgrims! Among the Mayflower passengers, there was a little girl named Humility Cooper. Buckethead, is it too late to change your mind? I think you need a son named Increase.

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Excuses & Explanations

Mickey Kaus has some insight, and a leaked memo, about the Iraqi National Museum thingy we've been yammering about. According to the Kaus-linked WaPo article, the museum was apparently #2 on the list of sites for the military to protect during and after the fighting-- the currently-intact Iraqi Oil Ministry was dead last on the list. Kaus:

I don't see why it gets the U.S. off the hook if the looting was an "inside job." You can protect against inside jobs too, by preventing things from leaving the building -- like priceless statues that take ten men to lift. The issue isn't who did the stealing, but whether or not we screwed up and failed to do what we could. To the extent that our forces were taking fire from the museum and unable to safely protect it, we obviously didn't screw up. To the extent our forces didn't even know for several days that there was a museum there to protect (but did know there was a bank), or to the extent they decided to protect water storage facilities and other infrastructure rather than art work, it was a screw-up. Islamic terrorists twenty years from now won't be wooing recruits with the story of how the evil Americans smashed a water storage facility. They will be telling them about how the Americans burned ancient copies of the Koran and destroyed the heritage of the Arab world. ...

Damn straight. Of course, choosing between defending drinking water for civilians and defending priceless art is a Hobson's choice, but once again, that's only part of an explanation, and not any kind of excuse. 

Kaus also has some thought-provoking stuff about winning the war/losing the peace. Me likey! 
 

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Worst Leaders: addendum

As bad as President Clin-ton, Nixon, or Buchanan may have been, none of them were as bad as the tyrannical rule of President Kang.

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

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Top Five

In chronological order: 

  • Washington
  • Jefferson
  • Lincoln
  • Theodore Roosevelt
  • Franklin Delano Roosevelt 

I only relucantly put Jefferson up here, and would almost swap Adams in his place. However, Adams earns giant demerits for the Alien & Sedition Acts, which totally trump Jefferson's shortcomings. Reagan would make my top five, because his effect on the nation and the world was enormous. But as Mike points out, he has a formidible downside as well. 

All in all, a good group. Lincoln had that unfortunate prog-rock phase after his chart success, Jefferson had heroin problems late in his career (not to mention that awful on-stage meltdown in Mannheim), and it took Teddy three or four albums to find his sound, but in the end you just don't get better than these five here. 
 

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On Sweetness and Light

This president stuff is DEFINITELY subjective. One man's Richard Nixon is another man's Millard Fillmore, figuratively speaking.

And ya better stop callin' me Welshy. Words like that really get my Irish up.

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Idiots

We forgot the Hitchhiker's Guide

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On Washington

Mike, with all due respect, are you on crack? George Washington in your Five Most Infamous Presidents list?? 

I beg you, look beyond the green hills of Pittsburgh to the context of the Whiskey Rebellion. Yes, Washington sent troops into Western Pennsylvania, and yes he did it partly to protect his massive real estate holdings in Ohio, and no, he didn't have to send thirteen thousand troops. But if he hadn't done anything, what would have happened?

In 1794-5, it was still utterly unclear that the nation would survive. In the nine previous frontier uprisings that had flared up since 1740, it fell to local officials to deal with these local problems. After the formation of the United States, that was no longer a possibility, as it was manifestly the duty of the Federal Government to deal with threats to the Union. You realize as well as I do that in 1794, anything at all-- Native American incursions, the French, a large spider in the Congressional privy-- could have been a threat to the nation. Seen in that light, and allowing that the residents of Pittsburgh could just as easily given their trade to the French (The French!!!) down the Mississippi, thereby providing France economic sway over American residents, it was very important that something be done. Furthermore, without a swift, decisive display of Federal power to enforce policy, it would have seemed as though the new Constitution was just as much a piece of bumwipe as the old Articles of Confederation. 

Pittsburgh was six hundred miles of hard road from Philadelphia, on the very fringe of British-led settlement. It was important to demonstrate that the periphery was just as much a part of the nation as the urban coast. By so doing, Washington took the first steps to uniting the country politically, economically, culturally, and socially. 1Sidenote:, I understand that the Whiskey Rebellion was not inevitable, and there is compelling evident that Hamilton set the tax on corn so high precisely because he intended to provoke such an incident. That's vintage Hamilton. But, as Governmental Pimp-Slaps go (bitch, where's my money???), it turned out as well as could ever be expected. 

What became of the Whiskey Rebellion anyway? It was long over before any Federal troops arrived on the scene, and exactly two people were convicted (and quickly pardoned) by Washington, for instigating the Rebellion. By responding so authoritatively, the legitimacy of the Federal government was cemented, as was its authority to collect taxes (a source of sorely needed revenue). By refusing to pursue local instigators of the Rebellion, Washington ensured that the action would be understood as being for the Union, rather than against its people. 

As for greatness, Washington was unquestionably the greatest president. He banished any idea of monarchical presidency. He set the precedent for serving only two terms, a precedent which lasted until FDR. He legitimized the Union. He and that little shit Hamilton built an infrastructure that still endures. He refused to openly endorse parties, though of course that didn't mean he discouraged their formation. Through his leadership in battle and government, and through the legend that grew up around him, he provided apt guidance for the new nation on every possible level. After the Bible, biographies of Washington were THE most popular reading material in the Early Republic, even more so after his death, and I have done some very interesting research into the parallels between the spread of popular biographies of Washington and the spread of unified national identity. No other President can lay claim to all that, no matter what great things they may have accomplished. 

Anyway, that's just my two cents.

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On Kennedy, deportment, and greatness

Mike and Buckethead, I don't disagree with JFK's: Catholicism; Irishness; hawkishness; tax-cutting-ness; influence; sexual potence; or Democratic nature. Hell, every couple weekends on the way to the House of Blues I walk down John F. Kennedy Street, Past the John F. Kennedy School of Government. Just a few miles from there is the Kennedy Museum and Library, not to mention Ted Kennedy, who is visible from orbit as well as from my comfortable home on the distant rocky coast.

What I'm disagreeing with is a) Mike's favorable opinion of Kennedy as a president, and b) Buckethead's assertion that we need more like him. Now, there have been worse presidents, but Kennedy is way overrated. I take a dim view of his civil rights record, war record, indecisiveness, and ham-fisted management of the various Communist-related crises of his administration. Had he been more forceful, decisive, and competent in all arenas, I think that all the things LBJ gets credit for would have come to pass several years earlier, and we wouldn't have had that Bay of Pigs/11:59:59 on the Doomsday Clock funtime twofer, either. More Hawkish, Tax Cutting, Democrats? Well, Ok. More like Kennedy, no please. Just my two cents.

As for Reagan, I think you're both right, not wrong. Reagan can rightly be credited with amazing gains in foreign policy, helping to end the cold war, bringing the USA out of the stagflation doldrums of the Ford/Carter years. But at the same time his policies, like Thatcher's in Britain, could be stunningly callous. If he didn't care about it, or understand it, it may as well have not existed. So, while he was freeing the world from Communism and such, at home great cities slid into ruin. In terms of Greatness, Reagan had it. In terms of Goodness, he's a mixed bag. My bottom five include:

  • Nixon, his lapdog Agnew, and his button-man, Kissinger. He was a paranoid, self-aggrandizing career buffoon whose ambitions amounted only to making Richard Nixon powerful. Don't try to tell me that KSU was solely an Ohio problem. That same year there were incidents in New York and Birmingham AL (where ELEVEN black students were killed, before the Kent State four, but since black southern teens weren't blue-collar rust-belt northern teens, nobody seemed to care). Nixon and Agnew: mastered the litany of superiority and exclusion ("Nattering Nabobs of Negativity," "Silent Majority, " Agnew on Kent State: "the powder keg exploded, resulting in tragedy that was predictable and avoidable," Nixon: "when dissent turns to violence, it invites tragedy"); utterly destroyed the last shred of Americans' trust in the Federal Government; and kept Vietnam burning. Special demerits to Nixon for allowing that ghoul Kissinger anywhere near a seat of power. A final note: If you scramble the letters in "Spiro Agnew," you get "grow a penis."
  • Andrew Johnson. Rarely has history called on a person to give so much, and gotten so little in return. Presidential Reconstruction was a disaster.
  • Hoover. Depression.
  • Clin-ton. Also a self-aggrandizing career buffoon. History will show that our current problems, though not necessarily started by Clinton, are as bad as they are because Clinton chose to let them slide rather than risk his image in dealing with them. Also responsible for sucking the Democratic Party dry.
  • James Buchanan. See Andrew Johnson above. Lacked the "vision thing," and utterly failed to understand that sectional tensions could not be papered over with words and a couple judicial appointments. Consequently, a shooting war over slavery and states' rights was made inevitable.
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Kennedy and Such

Similarly, I don't see how I was wrong on calling him a tax cutting hawkish democrat. 1) He cut taxes. 2) Vietnam 3) He was a Democrat.

If we we're both wrong on Reagan, I wonder what the truth is, as Mike and I covered pretty much all the options. Like Bush the Younger said, you're either with us or against us - there ain't no middle ground.

You welshman may not all be bastards, but most of you are.

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