Paging Eric Estrada

That funny, funny man Senator Howard Berman (D-CA) has introduced a bill (H. R. 2517) into committee that would give the FBI jurisdiction over peer-to-peer networks and instruct them to vigorously pursue evil file sharers. You can see the bill here (via Slashdot).

Dubbed the "Piracy Deterrence and Education Act of 2003," the law is pretty much what you would expect from Hollywood Howie Berman, giving the FBI pretty much all the latitude it wants to bust the hell out of teens who are really, really into Justin Timberlake. Idiots. Here's the money section:

The Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation shall--
(1) develop a program to deter members of the public from committing acts of copyright infringement by--
(A) offering on the Internet copies of copyrighted works, or
(B) making copies of copyrighted works from the Internet,
without the authorization of the copyright owners; and
(2) facilitate the sharing among law enforcement agencies, Internet service providers, and copyright owners of information concerning activities described in subparagraphs (A) and (B) of paragraph (1).
The program under paragraph (1) shall include issuing appropriate warnings to individuals engaged in an activity described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) that they may be subject to criminal prosecution.

Jeez. And, further proving that they just don't get it, Section 4 of the bill, "DESIGNATION AND TRAINING OF AGENTS IN COMPUTER HACKING AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY UNITS," calls for the creation of special detachments of law enforcement and FBI, to be dubbed.... wait for it.....
......wait for it....

.......CHIPS Units, dedicated to the bill's enforcement.

Priceless.

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Whiteness Studies

The Washington Post is running an article today on the new "fad" in academia, whiteness studies. Even better, the program cited is at UMass-Amherst, where I got my advanced smart-person credentials. I remember the advent of "whiteness studies." Since my work tends to address questions of identity, group identity, and that horrible word "othering" I was excited by the possibilities even as I became weary of the dogma. Despite the involuted recursiveness of the very concept (doesn't that just trip gaily off the tongue?) I found the concept of "whiteness," that is, the construction of an explicitly white identity by discernible groups, to be very handy. It can help immensely when trying to understand the finer points of racial dynamics in, say, Murfreesboro in 1885. 

However, the lure of the dark side is strong. David Horowitz correctly points out that the easy, consensus conclusion to draw from women's studies, African-American Studies, and whiteness studies is that whiteness is, predictably, an evil hegemonic force against which no retaliation is unjustified. The UMass class cited in the article certainly seems to move along those lines. The article's lead sentence:

Naomi Cairns was among the leaders in the privilege walk, and she wasn't happy about it.

Oh, lordy. See my comments below, and I'm going to reiterate what I said on Wednesday: "We all know what happens when college students get ahold of Big Ideas That Explain Everything. For a padawan learner such weapons are not, only for a Jedi are they. Mmm, yes. If you give a student Foucault, Hamlet is only about sex. If you give a student Marx, King Lear is a parable of Capitalism. These tools are powerful, but they are also crutches, and in the wrong hands lend themselves easily to arrogance, narrowness, and false first principles." 

I'll be danged if that doesn't sound better every time I read it! I'm so great.

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The World Would Be A Better Place If...

...everyone would just watch "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" on TNN. If you want to meditate on the fluidity of cultural signifiers while you do it, that's your business.

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On Futility

CalPundit writes about another failed test of missile defense. Money quote, with which I predictably agree:

I'm not philosophically opposed to missile defense, but I am opposed to sinking money endlessly into a program that never seems to achieve anything. Conservatives rightly castigate social programs that don't produce results, so why are they willing to put up with it here?

Furthermore, is this assertion from the same post true?

(Oh, and don't forget that Bush has decided that missile defense will be deployed in October 2004 regardless of whether it works or not. October 2004. Does that date sound at all suspicious to anyone?)

[moreover] A quick Nexis search shows me that Bush publicly vowed in December 2002 to have Missile Defense ready for October 1, 2004.

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In Defense of Postmodernism

Once again, Erin O'Connor at Critical Mass has posted a very interesting reader comment. The correspondent is someone who can remember the introduction of postmodernism and unorthodox curriculum into the English classroom. He puts it like this: " After 1970, we began to get courses that often strayed a long way from traditional curriculum. The same professor who was catatonia-inducing at noon on The 20th Century Novel shone teaching a non-credit course on film noir seven hours later. Can there be such a thing as a spirit of a profession? If there can be, it was tired of the rigors of scholarship in 1970, and found no joy in its rewards. New and exciting ideas had come into the room, colorfully dressed and flirting madly. 

(A side note. On purely practical grounds, I have to give props to pure-theory academics who start from the premise that nothing has meaning in and of itself, and that nothing is objectively "true." If such is the case, then all the theory in the world is mere solipsism, and the practice of academic theory is a pursuit as pointless, and as sad, as building sand-castles during high tide. By their own lights, day is night, black is white, cat is dog, theory is practice, the map is as good as the territory, and their work is devoid of worth or significance. Yet they get paid for it, sometimes handsomely. A giant scam? Perhaps! Impressive chutzpah? Definitely!!

Later in the same post, O'Connor takes to task the baseless "grandiosity" of the critical discipline, arguing that

the increasing shrillness, snobbery, and grandiosity of so much humanist scholarship can be traced directly to the attempt to argue for the social, political, and cultural relevance of the arts. And of course they are relevant--they give meaning, depth, and texture to our lives in precious, priceless ways. But they are not relevant in the ways many scholars insist that they are. 

You cannot discern the ideology of imperialism from Jane Eyre--but there are scores of critics who say you can. You cannot detect a uniquely homosexual literary style in the work of a Walt Whitman or a Henry James--but there are critics who say you can. You cannot argue that a poem or story singlehandedly subverts patriarchal hegemony or that a novel or play may be read as a microcosm of the culture in which it was written. But critics do it all the time, and they do it because they want to make works of art into something they are not. 

Making exaggerated, often irrelevant claims about the relevance of particular works and making those claims stick: that is the work of the professional humanist today. By and large, it's what gets rewarded, it's what gets published, and it's what gets taught.

This is true, partially, but also see commentary sent by the reader cited earlier: "It takes a good deal of effort to become a 'learned person.' You have to value the effort and the goal. If you're going to teach A Tale of Two Cities, you not only have to know the text back to front, but also have a good idea about how Dickens understood the French Revolution, how the book fit with Dickens' other work at the time of composition. . . ." The reader goes on to say how tiring this work is when compared to the sexiness of single-theory teaching. 

Fair enough, but what gets lost in this discussion is that you need both. In small amounts postmodernism can be incredibly handy, but it must support a rigorously, even tiresomely, researched argument. Of course it's not true that you can comprehend the entire edifice of British imperialism from analyzing Jane Eyre, but you can make a start of it. By carefully placing cultural artifacts or moments in their context, and by creatively teasing out hints and rumors of hidden meaning and unspoken motive, you can get very close to the heart and spirit of a time and place. Kipling's writing is an excellent example. If you take him at face value, you get a coherent, yet distorted view of British imperial-era thought. You get Kipling's view. But if you examine the context around Kipling, his writing, his life, and his history, you can use his work as a base on which to build a more accurate picture. 

[begin wankery] To take an example from my own amateurish work: it is possible to discuss the history of African-Americans after Reconstruction by the songs they sang. However of you don't move beyond the texts of the songs, you remain in the solipsistic morass that O'Connor mentions. That happens ALL THE G-D DAMN TIME and it makes me effing crazy. 

For example. Historians who study music tend to treat songs as just sets of words, like poems, ignoring the performativity, probable commercial interest, and audience presence inherent in all music prior to the recording age, and ignoring the possibility that the music-- the notes themselves-- might contain signifiers distinct from, and more important than, any "text." Which of course is monumentally stupid. Yet many historians do just this and elevate the lyrics to the level of concrete, ahistorical artifact, deconstructing them through a theoretical lens while ignoring even the most stupendously obvious contextual clues. This is exactly what O'Conner's on about, and I agree to this point. But, by doing the same po-mo exegesis using a theoretical framework of your choice, while firmly placing cultural artifacts in the context they come from-- economic, social, political, geographic, you can hopefully achieve a deep understanding of American history along dimensions that might othewise remain hidden. Theory then becomes what it should be-- one means to an end. [here endeth thee wankery] 

I agree with Erin O'Connor and all her various correspondents. I just hope that, when academia finally moves back from the high wierdness of postmodernism, they keep the cool stuff and don't throw out the baby with the bathwater. 

[moreover] n.b. I have made a couple edits to this post for clarity and forcefulness. Hey, meaning is fluid anyway, right?

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Fun with Postmodernism

Here is a bilingual post in Postmodernist Newspeak and English.

Newspeak: Clearly, the subjectivism inherent within the phallocentric blanc homme heteropatriarchy permits agency only to the center of power, in which the oppressive repression of the other is carried out philogically, but the physical realm exists only imaginatarially through agency-oriented cultural constructivism.

English: White guys suck. They are mean to people who are not also white guys.

Newspeak: Denying objective reality is imperative. Only through the lens of the subjective cultural construction do we see the nature of othering. In the mind of the beholder, that which is unreal to the cultural outsider exists. Should the other appear as phantasmagorically unnontransparent humanitas, they are what they appear in the mind of those who other them. But the other other condemns their action as criminal to oppress the other who is othering the other.

English: It's okay to kill other if you think it's okay to kill other people. This is a sneaky way for Postmodernists to cloak their true selves. They're actually Nazi sympathizers finding a justification for the actions of their ideological forbears. We call this moral relativism. It is more colloquially known as bullshit. The term bullshit may also be applied to most assertions in Newspeak.

Newspeak The hibernophallopoliticocentric realm of Chicago others all others supercallifragilisticexpialodiciously in hibernophalloterrorstic logocentric NotreDame-esquely brusqueintadorial combat against peace-centered maternaturuallineally impetuous matro-divine/anti-hibernophillac militaristic industarial complexity.

English ?????????????

I believe that most postmodernists stuck a monkey in a room with a PC and published whatever the chimp banged onto the keyboard.

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A Discourse with a Commenter

First, thanks to Mr. Bad Thoughts for continued readership and commentary. I would like to expand a debate he and I have engaged regarding American generations. I will post a recent comment here in full. 

From: I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts: 

"I would not challenge your delineation out of hand. However, I would point out that when conservatives use the term 'boomers' they are referring to a group of people who have certain experiences from the 60s that involves the questioning of 'traditional America.' Many of the people who are part of the 'boomers' you described are too young to have had meaningful experiences of the 60s; they were a more conservative (or at least much less liberal) generation. Gen Xers, on the other hand, seem to be better characterized by disillusionment with both 60s liberalism (which they largely got from their parents) and Reaganism (the quick wealth scheme having dried up by 1988.)" 

To respond to the second sentence, what conservatives do is their problem. On that score the conservatives to whom you refer are quite incorrect. I, however, made it abundantly clear that the Baby Boomer generation is split between what Nixon referred to as a "small vocal minority," a handful of people who were involved in counter-cultural activities, and the great majority of them who were not. What I refer to as counter-cultural activities is what you, I assume, refer to as "the questioning of 'traditional America'?" That is fine. 

In the above quoted comment, you seem to argue that the Baby Boomers who were not involved in counter-cultural activities were too young to do so? Then, everyone who was between the age of 16 and 26 between the years 1965 and 1972 were all involved in counter-cultural activity/the questioning of traditional America? I disagree very strongly. Many people, or Straights, if you will, were of contemporary age with counter-culturalists/questioners, or Freaks if you will. To explain further, plenty of 21 year old Freaks protesting the war in 1969 were spit on by an even greater number of 21 year old Straights. I will certainly concede that members of the Baby Boom generation who were pre-teens or early adolescents between 1965 and 1972 missed out, and I'm sure many of them adopted more conservative viewpoints than late-teen/early adult Freaks during the same years. But understand that most people in their late-teen/early adult years between 1965 and 1972 also adopted conservative viewpoints. The bottom line here, and listen carefully, is that a very, very small minority of Americans in their late-teen/early adult years between 1965 and 1972 were involved in counter-cultural activities. The majority of them, like most Americans, were in the middle of the road, or to the right of center. Even when American society polarized in 1968, very few young people were counter-culturalists. Most polarized in the opposite direction. 

Thus, I doubt that most Gen Xers received "60s liberalism" from their parents. First off, most people alive in the 1960s really weren't left of center and engaging in counter-culture; that was a small number of people. Second, it doesn't make sense chronologically for Baby Boomers to have all of their children in Generation X. I can't offer hard quantitative evidence in the form of census data, but I'm not convinced that the majority of Generation X members are the product of Baby Boomer parents. Some, certainly. But in my own case, I'm the product of two pre-boomers, and I was born toward the end of my Generation X 1960-1977 chronolongical definition. I was then raised by one of the aforementioned pre-boomers and a very, very early Boomer. A small sample, but nonetheless one example contrary to your argument that Generation X is, correct me if I'm wrong, overwhelmingly a product of Boomer parentage. Is that your assertion? 

Let's review. A typical white middle-class person born in the first third of the post-war Baby Boom, between 1946 and 1950/1, would be entering their socially acceptable child-bearing age between the years 1971 and 1976. That places their first round of children in Generation X, true. But their second round of children, roughly three years after the first, would fall between 1974 and 1979. Stay with me here. Thus, the second round of children for even the first third of typical white middle class early Boomers, should they fall in the years 1978 and 1979, enters the realm of Generation Y, or echo Boomers. The second third of the typical white middle class Baby Boomer, born between 1951 and 1955, enter their socially acceptable child-bearing age between the years 1976 and 1980. It is thus possible for the second third to have Generation X children in 1976 or 1977, but more likely to have them in 1978, 1979, and 1980, all within the Generation Y period. Their second round of children, if typical, falls squarely within Generation Y between 1979 and 1983. For the final third of the typical white middle class Baby Boomer, 1956 to 1959/60, the first round of children are likely born between 1981 and 1986, well into Generation Y territory, to say nothing of the second round. 

Of course, not every Baby Boomer is typical, white, or middle-class having children when it's socially acceptable and common. Biology often runs counter to those things, and there are always exceptions. But typically, most Baby Boomers, with the above chronological number crunching in mind, are having Generation Y offspring. 

Here endeth the lesson.

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Brief Absence

I was unable to post yesterday due to an eye injury that left me in white-hot agony and temporarily blind. I have recovered quickly thanks to medical attention, and am back in the blogging business. Thank you for your support.

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James Lileks For President, Part I

From today's bleat:

As for Orrin Hatch and his remarks about blowing up the computers of people who download pirated files: I’ll just say that I think he's made mostly of molded plastic, there's a pullstring in his back, and the RIAA fingerprints are all over the big white ring. I won't listen to any of these guys blather about computers or the Internet until they have demonstrated on film that they can install some RAM, burn a CD (shiny side down, you say?), tell me what HTTP and URL stand for, prove they know how to get the source code for a webpage, and know better than to click "Yes" when asked if the computer should always trust data from Gator Corporation. 

His remarks about remotely destroying computers that download copyrighted material is just grampa blather. The computers are stealing music! The cars are frightening the horses! The Kaiser took my dog! [my emphasis] It would be amusing if these people didn't have the power to pass thick stupid laws crafted by aides, lobbyists and other gnomes hauling up heavy buckets from the deep sooty mines of legalese. Of course the people who vote them up or down don't actually read them; they get the gist from the title. . . . I

 know, I know - he was just talking off the top of his head. But if someone is talking about, oh, women's pay relative to men, and they say off the top of their head "can't the girls just stay home and put up preserves?" - well, it shows what they really think. Off the top of one's head means when I reach for an idea, this one is the closest. For a reason.

Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause the Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. 
 

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