Precognitive Dog
My grandmother used to say that everyone had a special purpose. In our family, this has come to mean that everyone has a superpower. Not necessarily a really cool special power like regeneration or flying or being bulletproof, but rather an odd or uncanny ability that can only be explained by reference to Grandma's saying. I have finally figured out what my dog's special power is.
He has the amazing ability to see a short distance into the future to determine what I or my wife will be doing, so that he can go there and lay down to sleep.
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I used to have a super power.
I used to have a super power.
For awhile I went through life as Average Man. I had the ability to make everything OK. Not terrific, not tangerines and rainbows, and certainly not worse. But OK.
Marriage, though, seemingly nullified that power.
My special power is either a)
My special power is either a) the ability to not hit bicyclists or b) the ability to fill a gas tank to even dollar amounts without inching up from ten cents under.
Wow, that second one's pretty
Wow, that second one's pretty good.
If you could do that, AND get your gas cap screwed back on *before* the pump asks if you want a receipt, that would be some big magic.
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