Hundreds slaughtered? We must form a committee!

I still hold out hope that the UN or a similar body may be a vigorous force for justice and international stability. In fact, a strong and clear-headed UN ought to lead the way as international ties and international government become stronger. But, let's look at the Congo. Four years of civil war. Three million dead, mostly from starvation and disease. Now, a thousand civilians slaughtered by rebels during the drafting of the peace accords. The UN's response to this this humanitarian and military crisis? "We must form a committee to investigate!." In the meanwhile, Uganda is in charge of security in the Congo.

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However,

Patriot II, if it ever becomes a bill, will be the work of John Ashcroft and his team. Some of the statutes may have lived before in worst-case scenarios and blue-sky Justice pipe dreams, but I can't find any reference to them having appeared before in bill form. I welcome corrective evidence if it exists.

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Privacy, the Inter-web, and Some Obligatory Fulminations

Orin Kerr of the Volokh Conspiracy has just published a very interesting working paper on internet surveillance titled "Internet Surveillance Law After the USA-PATRIOT Act: The Big Brother That Isn't". It's an enlightening read. You can get your copy from SSRN here. Please do. Kerr's previous job (before summer '01) was in the Computer Crime and Intellectual Property division of the USDoJ, so I'm willing to stipulate that he knows his stuff. A lot. 

The upshot of Kerr's argument is that the alarm over the U-P Act's sections on internet surveillance is overwrought and founded in wrong principles. He argues that this section of the Act simply took a disparate patchwork of existing statutes, combined and rationalized them, and made internet surveillance work as telephone and mail surveillance do. As there were no prior statutes specifically governing internet surveillance, the U-P Act actually makes privacy abuses less likely by codifying how it's to be done. Therefore, on this issue at least, the U-P Act actually could strengthen privacy. He also argues that the flap over Carnivore is similarly grounded in wrong assumptions. 

If all this is true, and I have no reason to doubt Kerr substantially on this, then that is a good thing for 4th Amendment Chicken Littles like myself. At the very least, it makes me less totally pessimistic as regards privacy issues and the Patriot Act. 

Moreover, the article is a decent primer in privacy and the law, explaining such things as pen register statutes, the difference between envelope information and content information, and the evolution of privacy rights in intrapersonal communications. This is very handy, indeed, as it covers a lot of the vocabulary commonly used in electronic privacy legislation. Be aware, though, that Kerr confines his argument solely to the aspects of the U-P Act relating to Internet surveillance and privacy-- you can still find a lot not to like in it, if that's your inclination. 

Proving that you should always read the footnotes and expository paragraphs in any paper, Kerr puts some of the best bits in his. First among these is a fact that has become obscured in the current fashion for Ashcroft-bashing (not that he doesn't deserve some of that). Let me put this as simply as possible, and highlight it for you. 

Many elements of the USA-PATRIOT Act are a legacy of the Clinton administration, not of John Ashcroft. 

Granted, it was polished, tweaked, pulled together, revised, negotiated, and compromised before passage, and bears the name of AG Viet Dinh (who works under Ashcroft), but we presumably have the Clinton and Reno teams to thank for its origins, good bits and bad bits alike. 

This is an interesting train of thought which bears further investigation. Verrry interesting, yes indeedy. I shall dig on.

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Update to the update

Apparently the Army are testing other sites for the presence of chemical weapons. Just the one site so far has been established to be pesticides (thanks, OxBlog!). Wow... the facts change so fast these days! It's hard to know which facts are the real facts!

In other news, Ed, I was on the phone just now and, I don' t know, maybe you called or something... I don't have call waiting or anything... so, if you called just now, I want you to know I'm here, I'm waiting, and I'm ready to hear anything you have to tell me.

Ed?

Ed?

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Update

No dice, folks. The exciting suspected chemical weapons cache found yesterday in Iraq turns out to be merely an innocent, quotidian, batch of pesticides.

In other news, I'm still waiting to hear from Ed McMahon.

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Naughty, naughty

Instapundit is reporting that Sen. Biden has snuck language from the "RAVE" Act into the National AMBER Alert Bill. Asshole. The AMBER alert system aids in the recovery of lost children. The "RAVE" Act would, to not stretch the truth too far, make it a crime for me to suck down bottled water in a quiet room at a party.

Full coverage of Biden, RAVE, and the current flapdoodle here. Read the disappointing saga.

If one of your senators is on the AMBER bill committee, write him or her. I did.

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You may already be a winner

So NBC last night interrupted the end of my Third Watch program that I love to tell me that Saddam and his brood may be dead. Wow-ee! So many good things happened yesterday-- Let's review! 

  1. Saddam Hussein might be dead
  2. Coalition forces may have found chemical weapons
  3. I got a thing in the mail from Ed McMahon that says I may already be a winner!! 
     
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On Federalism

Ok, ok, ok, you got me. I'm a Cafeteria Federalist, to be sure! 

The goals of the Federalists are no longer valid-- history has moved along too far, and proven them wrong on many counts. I still think a national bank is and was a good idea, but the rest of it has been rendered silly by the passage of time, and don't agree with them. 

As for loose constructionism: the Constitution is full of compromises, some good, some not-so-good (the 3/5ths clause comes to mind). It is not the received word of God, handed down verbatim from His holy tongue, but rather a set of really good ideas the spirit of which must be respected while keeping in mind that we no longer live in 1787. That being said, phrases like "Congress shall make no law" and "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people" are pretty unequivocal. 

As for Query number 9, of course I fear Aaron Burr. The descendents of Jonathan Edwards are not to be fucked with. In sum, I'm as much a Federalist as a Republican, by 1795 terms. But, since "Republican" now means its opposite, what the hell. I'll steal the definition of Federalist for myself, and start an Alexander Hamilton fan club! 

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On Federalism

Senor dos Pesetas, 

Would you consider yourself a dyed in the wool hardcore Federalist who accepts all precepts of the Federalist party? Or, given your usual political makeup, would you call yourself a cafeteria Federalist? Do you accept or dismiss the following precepts? 

  1. The wealthy are the natural rulers of society. Therefore suffrage must be restricted to those who own substantial property. Popular votes for the Presidency are utter foolishness.
  2. The government should support and promote native commerce and industry through protectionist tariffs.
  3. The government should protect the interests of the wealthy over the poor.
  4. France sucks and England rocks.
  5. A National Bank is a necessity for American financial stability.
  6. The Bill of Rights is at best a necessary evil to placate our opponents, and at worst opens the door to mob rule.
  7. Strong central government is an absolute necessity.
  8. Loose constructionism of the Constitution.
  9. Dueling with Aaron Burr is extremely dangerous. Duel at your own risk. 
     
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On Hitler as a verb

Perhaps, "to Hitler" can be a sufficient infinitive form of the verb. A definition could go along the following lines:

Hitler, v. 1) To usurp a party and reconfigure it to suit the needs of the usurper. 2) To engage in the annexation of nearby sovereign nations on the pretext that they belonged to you in the first place, eg, "Hussein Hitlered Kuwait in 1990." 3) To engage in acts of genocide, eg, "Milosevic Hitlered the Kosovars." 4) To adorn oneself with strange facial hair. See also, Goering.

Goering, v. 1) To wear tutus and eat whole bakeries. 2) To blame acts of arson at important government buildings on rival political parties and make them illegal. See also Goebbels.

Goebbels, v. To prearrange an act of arson and then be lucky enough to find a rival party member has beaten you to it, then set up that rival party member. EG, "Cheney Goeringed the Capitol building and the Democratic party when, unbeknownst to him, Rumsfeld had Goebbelsed it already, and then they Hitlered Canada."

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