Please pardon me

19 Dec 2006 | § 1 Patton

For thinking this was quite witty:

The superstar rapper is currently seeking sole custody of the two children he had with his estranged wife, a singer and sometime actress.

And in typical Onion fashion, they don't just throw the horse out into the ring, they then beat it to death.

Posted by Patton

on Tue 19 Dec 2006 | § 1

§ One Comment

I insist that this man be called Kevin Featherloin.

19 Dec 2006 | 20:47 GeekLethal

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