Prepwork for the inevitable apocalypse

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies

[wik] Apparently, Zombies suck at keeping their websites up. I've adjusted the image so that it again displays, but no guarantees into the future

A taste:

luvs2cuddle

Tagline: "I enjoy long, slow, lumbering walks on the beach"

Interests: Lumbering, staring vacantly, cuddling

Dislikes: Sniper fire, barricaded windows, fast-moving automobiles

Note well the disclaimer, however:

Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.

Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.

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