This Jail's For You!
I am sure you all know by now, but Young Miss Hilton is going to jail!
More schadenfreude for me!
I love the pictures of her crying. Save it for the runway or your big acting break.
Someone toss her a sandwich to shut her up.
Mommy? Mommy? How OLD are you that you still need your mommy? You never should have moved out of your mother's house.
I am certain your parents are still so very proud of you, your sex tape and your irresponsibility.
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Fortunately, I've never had a DUI in my life. Yes, I admit to probably driving when I shouldn't have. But I also plan my drunk-drunk so that I am relatively sober by the time I leave the nightclub/restaurant/house party/picnic. We all know the rules, stay to the right, stay between the lines and drive the speed limit.
She's under 30 and thin as a the finely etched lines of copper interconnect on a 300mm wafer. Her birdlike-metabolism should have her right stone sober in 30 minutes!
What kind of idiot still gets a DUI these days? On top of all that, she could afford a freakin' driver or take a cab! Sheesh. I can't AFFORD to do 45 days in jail or the legal fees for a lawyer, therefore I sober up!
I have zero sympathy. Don't f*ck with the law. You had your chance. You do the crime. You do the time.
Dumbass.
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She's been a scumbag for a
She's been a scumbag for a while, and had been able to portray herself as a misguided young adult, but an adult nonetheless.
That portrayal, I think, lies in tatters now - she's simply a twenty-something with the emotional makeup of a pre-teen.
It occurs to me, now for the first time, that my disgust for everything Paris has been sadly misplaced. I've fixed that, however - my disgust is now directed at her parents. They clearly suck at parenting. Like a Hoover.
I was going to rag on her
I was going to rag on her parents, but one has to think that not all the Hilton children turned out this badly. After all her sister Nicky is also a model, though her marriages don't last too long. She seems to be the wiser one of the pair.
I see from family photos that the younger boys have yet to reach an age of truly being a disaster. Oh give it 10 years and we'll have more to write about.
Though the more I read about the Hilton family, the less I like them.
And now she wants to talk
And now she wants to talk about her miraculous conversion to God in her time in "prison" i.e. county jail. She's wasting air the rest of us could be breathing.