This Jail's For You!

I am sure you all know by now, but Young Miss Hilton is going to jail!

More schadenfreude for me!

I love the pictures of her crying. Save it for the runway or your big acting break.

Someone toss her a sandwich to shut her up.

Mommy? Mommy? How OLD are you that you still need your mommy? You never should have moved out of your mother's house.

I am certain your parents are still so very proud of you, your sex tape and your irresponsibility.

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Fortunately, I've never had a DUI in my life. Yes, I admit to probably driving when I shouldn't have. But I also plan my drunk-drunk so that I am relatively sober by the time I leave the nightclub/restaurant/house party/picnic. We all know the rules, stay to the right, stay between the lines and drive the speed limit.

She's under 30 and thin as a the finely etched lines of copper interconnect on a 300mm wafer. Her birdlike-metabolism should have her right stone sober in 30 minutes!

What kind of idiot still gets a DUI these days? On top of all that, she could afford a freakin' driver or take a cab! Sheesh. I can't AFFORD to do 45 days in jail or the legal fees for a lawyer, therefore I sober up!

I have zero sympathy. Don't f*ck with the law. You had your chance. You do the crime. You do the time.

Dumbass.

Posted by Mapgirl Mapgirl on   |   § 3

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She's been a scumbag for a while, and had been able to portray herself as a misguided young adult, but an adult nonetheless.

That portrayal, I think, lies in tatters now - she's simply a twenty-something with the emotional makeup of a pre-teen.

It occurs to me, now for the first time, that my disgust for everything Paris has been sadly misplaced. I've fixed that, however - my disgust is now directed at her parents. They clearly suck at parenting. Like a Hoover.

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I was going to rag on her parents, but one has to think that not all the Hilton children turned out this badly. After all her sister Nicky is also a model, though her marriages don't last too long. She seems to be the wiser one of the pair.

I see from family photos that the younger boys have yet to reach an age of truly being a disaster. Oh give it 10 years and we'll have more to write about.

Though the more I read about the Hilton family, the less I like them.

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And now she wants to talk about her miraculous conversion to God in her time in "prison" i.e. county jail. She's wasting air the rest of us could be breathing.

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