Multiple choice quiz
I don't expect to be given the choice, but if I am, I hope the list of options is at least a bit more varied than this:
For the record, those are listed in increasing order of both preference and age of demise. Coincidence? You decide.
[wik] Preference? "Peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and hollering like all the passengers on his bus"
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I have, in my more morbid
I have, in my more morbid moments, considered what would be the worst way to die. For a while, I had settled on something like, getting chased down a narrow tunnel by something ravenous and many-teethed. The tunnel gets narrower and narrower, and starts to slope downwards, until finally you are wedged head down in a tunnel skinnier than your shoulders.
But then I came up with something worse. You are kidnapped, bound in a chair, and the kidnappers put duct tape over your mouth to prevent you from screaming. However, you have a bad head cold and a runny nose. Slow asphyxiation while trying to clear your nose with insufficient air.