Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Earlier this week, I came down with my annual November Pox, which means that I'm all cranky and snotty and spending a great deal of time curled up on the couch with two or more four-legged critters on top of me. This morning, desperate to not watch Maury or The View, I found an old episode of Walker: Texas Ranger and figured, what the hell, it might be good for giggles.
I was so right. And I have to share this with you.
So, Walker and his buddy are out on horseback on the Indian reservation ... y'know, like you do ... and they're suddenly confronted by a pack of angry white guys in pickup trucks. One of the bad guys asks Walker if he's a ranger. Walker nods affirmatively, and bad guy responds:
"Why don't y'all just sashay your ranger butts back to Texas? We got us an Injun to catch."
He actually said it like that. "Injun."
And then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked all of them in the face.
Most awesome thing I've seen all week.
[wik] I'm pretty sure this was the one and only time in the history of the English language that the words "sashay" and "Injun" have been used within one sentence of each other.
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See, he's a sensitive, caring nurturer who also kicks people in the head.
All law enforcement officers should be so cool.
Ian
Recycling old Billy Jack plot points, were they?
"So, Walker and his buddy…
"So, Walker and his buddy are out on horseback on the Indian reservation ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked all of them in the face."
I've not seen a lot of episodes over the years, but either every one contains those same scenes, or all of the episodes I've seen were a single rerun.