I Was Having Such a Good Time, I Shit Myself
One gauge of a person's moral fiber is how they treat animals.
Mitt Romney, for example, supports "extreme measures" for interrogators, and apparently thinks it's fine to strap the family dog to the roof of the car and drive from Massachusetts to Ohio. The shit rolling down the back windshield? That's doggy laughter.
Just sayin'.
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I'd rather have it on the
I'd rather have it on the outside of the car than all over my interior. He has clearly demonstrated some common sense on dog-shit issues.
Hey,
Hey,
At least he didn't have a "Family Vacation" moment and leave it tied up to the rear bumper.
Although, considering Mitt's history, he might have thought about it.
Does anyone else hear look at Mitt's videos and have flashbacks to Max Headroom?
Respects,
AW1 Tim,
AW1 Tim,
You know, I never thought of Max Headroom, but I do see the character, "Bob", from the commercials what advertise the drug that gives you a boner.
Obviously he was inspired by
Obviously he was inspired by National Lampoon's Vacation, since it happened the same year that movie came out... twenty-something years ago.
By the way, did you know that Mitt's great granddad was a mormon *and* a polygamist?
First, people who mistreat
First, people who mistreat restaurant servers, desk clerks, and all four-legged animals other than cats are to be avoided on general principles, the same way you should avoid people who cheat at golf or watch Nancy Grace, Larry King, and Greta van Scowling Facelift.
Second, the story doesn't make clear why Romney roof-strapped his dog, but if it was:
a) Because the dog was shitting in the car - grow a brain, and stop at least every two hours to let the pooch have a wander
b) Because the dog was howling - they make non-harmful doggie drugs for that
c) Because there was no room in the car - get a bigger car, a smaller family, or give the dog to a more suitable owner
Perhaps he wasn't as scary smart 25 years ago as he's claimed to be now, but that's one damned embarrassing story, and I hate it anytime I'm on the same side of an argument as those PETA assholes.