Something to balance out the poor taste of the Virginia state slogan post

Period Suppression Pill OK'd

The FDA approved Lyrel, a birth control pill that stops the monthly menstrual cycle altogether. What do you think?

Or not, as it turns out.

[wik] My mother would have totally missed the humor in that last lady's comment.

Posted by Patton Patton on   |   § 2

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Well, if you think this balances my post, then you must regard my post as rather tasteful:

Chris Jawoerk,
Marketing Director
"This is unfair—when will they come up with a pill that keeps my genitals from bleeding."

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That's what I was hoping you'd think.

Or not, as it turns out.

Let's just say they're nicely complementary, with yours being even more tasteful than the Onion's?

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