perfidy

Vermont, wedged between two far better states, has long been a hotbed of separatism and posturing independence. And so we turn our critical eye toward the home of overly sweet syrup:

• YEEEAAARRRGGGHHH
• If it weren't for us, your pancakes would be dry
• Canadian Money Accepted Here
• Birthplace of the Insufferable Hippie
• Yep
• Live Free or, uh… something
• We're Only Cheap in Monopoly
• Green Loogie State
• Home of, well, nothing much
• Manly Deeds, Womanly Hands
• More people than Alaska!
• The best French-named state in the union
• New Connecticut
• Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns
• Frozen Rednecks
• Land of Mustaches
• Our presidents our renowned for doing nothing
• Vermont – Home of Hippies Too Stupid To Move To Oregon
• Gettin' busy with New Hampshire since 1791
• We don't care who you marry, as long as we get the license fee
• Freedom and Unity, except with those fuckos from New Hampshire
• The New Jersey of New England
• The sort of triangular state
• Vermont, preternaturally
• Sing it! I, Hate New York
• Vermont is for Losers
• Independent does not necessarily mean paranoid
• Gateway to prosperous upstate New York
• Piss on Vermont
• The only state to successfully get out of New York
• Don’t pick on us just ‘cause we talk funny
• Ethan Allen, not just mediocre furniture
• Hillbillies aren’t just from Appalachia
• Like Massachusetts, only poorer and more socialist
• The last famous person from Vermont was born in 1872
• Best skiing on the East Coast, which is like saying you’re the smartest retard
• Birthplace of creepy Mormonism
• The first state, after the first thirteen states
• If Maple syrup was as valuable as oil, we’d be Texas. Or maybe Saudi Arabia

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• United States? What's that?
• Ben & Jerry for President!
• Howard Dean! He's One of Us!!!!!!!
• Welfare mothers make better lovers
• North West Virginia
• Most of us still have teeth