perfidy

Oregon, oh Oregon. Wedged into the middle of Ecotopia, Oregon is not much good for anything. But, it is a state, and therefore we must perforce ridicule it.

• A great place and not just a game where everyone dies
• Not Every State Can Have A Personality
• Home of quality babes like Tonya Harding and Monica Lewinski
• Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
• We’d burn witches in our Salem, but they’ve gotten canny
• Like Hell, but wetter and smaller
• When we say Beaver State, we mean the animal, perverts
• As weird as California but not as pretty
• Communism failed everywhere else because Salem wasn't in charge
• Ever Dreaming of Conquest
• No Taxes, No Pollution, No Visitors
• We're tolerant because there are no minorities here
• 54-40 or fight!
• Where rain lives
• Do Not Fear Our Giant Prehistoric Trees
• Give me Birkenstocks or give me Death!
• From Chief Joseph to Senator Packwood in one century
• The Oregano Dime Bag State
• The Beavers don’t appreciate your insinuations
• Nike means victory, except here, where it means sweatshops and overpriced sneakers
• Ore Ida Perpetua
• The Big Beaver Furrier’s Dreamland
• In Oregon, Where Shadows Lie
• Holding Back the Sea since 1846
• Land of the Setting Sun
• Rufis Labiis Volat Propriis - She flies with her own red wings
• Oregon: The Apathetic Sta
• West West Virginia
• Just do it. But not with the beavers, that’s cruel
• Oregon - Deprogrammers Welcome
• Jerry Garcia was here!
• Crunch all you want. We'll make more.
• Women not required to shave their legs and armpits
• The Big Ear State
• Beaver! Beaver! Beaver!
• Got Plywood?
• Home of Skid Row
• The Hard-Case, Soft-Head State
• We're not named after a musical instrument
• The Pruny Hands State
• Where beer was reborn
• Keeping Idaho from falling into the ocean for 200 years
• At least we’re not New Jersey, we think
• Where grunge went to die
• The hippies found us. Not the other way around
• I'm a lumberjack, but I'm ok.
• S. M. Stirling Hates Us
• Windsurfing is fun, but not a viable means of escape from Oregon
• Waiting for LA
• Come visit our hippie internment camps
• We don't let you pump your own freaking gas because you're a moron
• Packwood. Beavers. See a pattern?
• Whiter than Ohio, but not as white bread
• Who’d a thunk the Oregon trail would bring us here?
• 100% Beaver and British Redcoat Free since 1902