Finally, a subject beneath even me

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Unfortunately, the only way to prove it's beneath me is to let you, the reader, see how easily my "embarrassed laugh" can be triggered:

Anna Nicole Smith Finally Reaches Target Weight

NASSAU, BAHAMAS—Some weight-loss experts do not find Smith's achievement inspirational, claiming that such drastic dieting can lead to a dangerous loss of muscle mass.

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Heck, if it had really been beneath me, I wouldn't have posted it at all.

It's of a category typified by "Yasser Arafat continues to rest peacefully after having died in a Paris hospital", and honestly, do those jokes evah get old? I think not.

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Of course, I didn't drop the eff-bomb there. I was more mealy-mouthed, using "h e c k", but the auto-translator pooped that out for me.

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