Fuckdouchery?
Shitdippery?
Douchefuckery?
Suckassery?
Fucknuttery?
As a proud resident of the Bay State, I have studiously tried to avoid commenting on the recent, um, asssuckery surrounding the doucheshittery arrest of two hippie dudes for putting up lite-brites around the city. But now the fuckdippy masters of Boston, the so-called hub of Teh Univerts, have actually claimed a prize, head of the Cartoon Network Jim Samples. Samples has resigned for his part in commissioning the commission of the recent act of, of... terror... that gripped Teh Hub because of the lite brites that... gripped our Hub with... um... terror...
Working as I do in Boston for one of the pre-eminent cut-rate educational institutions that litter the Hub like glitter on a transvestite's silicone cleavage, I am outraged, yes, outraged, that Samples is a goner yet the two suckdouchely nutass douchefuckers who perpetrated this, this.... terrorism, are not yet swinging by their, yeah, ooooh, right there.... ooooh, by their, what was I.... justice feels so RIGHT, uhhh, ooh,
I'm just so glad they got a scapegoat. I feel so much safer, and sleepy, now that someone got shafted because of those scary-ass lite brite terror things.
Unghhhhngh.
Justice feels soooo goood.
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"The magnetic lights,
"The magnetic lights, depicting two crudely drawn "Aqua Teen" characters giving the finger, also were place in nine other U.S. cities for a publicity campaign, but raised concerns only in Boston."
Why is that, I find myself wondering? Must be hangover from the Big Dig squishing that one poor lady.
Betcha there have been some
Betcha there have been some snarky bumps at Boston's expense on [adult swim] recently.
EDog
I hear the new Adult Swim
I hear the new Adult Swim show "Mumbles Menibo" will be great. It's about a vocaly challanged idiotic mayor of a major city.
Mumbles Menino didn't help
Mumbles Menino didn't help things when he referred to them as "suspicious bombs" early on in the...ah, crisis.
What's funny is that early press was referring to those malefactors as "youths" or "young men" or some such. They're scraping 30.
But aside from their obvious loseriness, I don't see much beyond ticketing them for putting things up in public or some such.
The people calling for them to be charged for felonies and have the furriner deported are just...I dunno, pissy.
Is it time for more birds yet
Is it time for more birds yet?