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Patton Patton

While I doubt this will cause a significant change of direction among automotive safety engineers, it seems that Silicone Breast Implants Save Lives.

Forget airbags, silicone breasts will do 1 hour, 21 minutes ago

A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse has survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported.

The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily Standart said Monday.

"The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash

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Who knew?

[wik] Lucky for her, she hit the dash tits-first

[alsø wik] Either that, or she had silicone implants inserted in a non-traditional manner

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Of course if her fake tits hadn't blocked her view, she would have seen the red light.

Bram Bram

4

No, no. Funbags. FUNbags, not airbags.

The lifesaving benefits, though welcome, are ancillary.

I guaran-damn-tee you that this marks the first time in the entire sweep and span of human history that the word "funbags" was used in the same thought as "ancillary."

Johno Johno

5

And this is also one of those rare cases where not all of the favorite euphemisms fit.

Funbags? Fits the story perfectly.

Sweater Puppets? Not so much.

Patton Patton

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