perfidy

Today, the mockery of states continues with the first of far too damn many states beginning with the word "New." This is evidence, I believe, of a serious and startling lack of creativity on the part of our forebears. Couldn't they have done better than naming a state after some pox-ridden, benighted and impoverished British locality where people spoke funny and ate odd cheeses? Apparently, no. Nevertheless, here is the state of New Hampshire.

• The Switzerland of New England; cold, ambivalent and tied to Nazi gold
• Live Free or DIE!
• Like Old Hampshire, only newer
• Taxing out-of-staters since 1804
• We're Just Like Vermont, But Smaller and Cozier
• Yes, it's on the map ... somewhere
• Your Primary Choice
• Rocky soil and stony hearts
• Just Leave Us The Hell Alone
• The Other White Meat
• Mmmm… Maple
• You can’t get there from here
• The State Liquor Store State
• Proud Home of Mary Morse Baker Eddy, Sarah Josepha Buell Hale, Thaddeus Sobieski Coulincourt Lowe and other people with two many fucking names
• Mother of tiny, insignificant rivers
• Drive-thru booze!
• Live Free or I won't like you anymore
• Go away, Masshole
• About as exciting as Vermont
• The White Mountain State. Okay, the White Hill State
• The Spotted Newt State
• At least we’re not Vermont
• President Coolidge should have been born here
• The Little Wooden Statue of a Crusty Sailor State
• White Mountains Are Better Than Green
• Here We Cease Our Motion
• Look out for other states (cough… Vermont) masquerading as glorious New Hampshire
• You’d think libertarians would be welcome here. And you’d be wrong.
• We had very little to do with the Revolution
• Ignore those copycat Vermonter scum
• Live Free or Get Very, Very Sick
• The Florida of Canada
• We hate Vermont

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• Taxes, we don't need no stinking taxes!
• Top destination for refugees from Massachusetts
• The pinko-free New England state
• Come for the tax-breaks, stay for the guns