Two words: Celine Fucking Dion

For your Sunday reading pleasure, we bring you a plethora of mildly to seriously derisive mottoes for the State of Nevada. Enjoy!

  • Two words: Celine Fucking Dion
  • Tip #1: Whores, then gambling
  • We are to the United States what Mariah Carey is to music
  • And to think, we used to be part of Utah
  • We’ve been nuked more than 464 times as much as Japan
  • More fun than Sodom, less disease than Gomorrah
  • Topless and Poker!
  • Prostitutes and Poker!
  • Hookers and Poker!
  • Drugs and Poker!
  • Ho's, Drugs and Poker!
  • Poker and Poker!
  • Poker, Canasta and Poker!
  • We’ve got Vegas and normal people.
  • Tip #2: Nickel Slots = Free Beer
  • Nevada, where you can pay for sex and not get arrested!
  • Come for the tasteless glitz, stay for the soulless debauchery
  • More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
  • Location, Location, Location!
  • Tastes Great, Less Filling
  • 3:5 you'll leave broke
  • The pointy state
  • We purely love your lack of knowledge of the laws of probability
  • Waiting for California to Fall Into the Ocean
  • Home of the Bambi Hunters
  • Our strippers are almost as good as Canada’s
  • The New Jersey of the West
  • You Bet!
  • Tip #3: Yes, Siegfried and Roy are really gay
  • Big Dams, Big Losers
  • Atlantic City? Where’s that?
  • Our pyramid is so much more durable and classy than the original
  • We put roller coasters on the tops of buildings. Because we can!
  • The wedding and divorce capital of the world. We’ve got you covered.
  • Babylon Mystery, Mother of Harlots and all these abominations of the earth

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  • Your ignorance of probability means no state income taxes for us
  • Holy fucking shit it's hot!
Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 6

§ 6 Comments

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Your ignorance of statistics = no state income taxes for us.

Holy fucking shit it's hot!

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"Our strippers are almost as good as Canada’s "

-Friday was spent talking about Canadian strippers AGAIN?

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