perfidy

For your Sunday reading pleasure, we bring you a plethora of mildly to seriously derisive mottoes for the State of Nevada. Enjoy!

• Two words: Celine Fucking Dion
• Tip #1: Whores, then gambling
• We are to the United States what Mariah Carey is to music
• And to think, we used to be part of Utah
• We’ve been nuked more than 464 times as much as Japan
• More fun than Sodom, less disease than Gomorrah
• Topless and Poker!
• Prostitutes and Poker!
• Hookers and Poker!
• Drugs and Poker!
• Ho's, Drugs and Poker!
• Poker and Poker!
• Poker, Canasta and Poker!
• We’ve got Vegas and normal people.
• Tip #2: Nickel Slots = Free Beer
• Nevada, where you can pay for sex and not get arrested!
• Come for the tasteless glitz, stay for the soulless debauchery
• More weirdos than Alaska (warmer too)
• Location, Location, Location!
• Tastes Great, Less Filling
• 3:5 you'll leave broke
• The pointy state
• We purely love your lack of knowledge of the laws of probability
• Waiting for California to Fall Into the Ocean
• Home of the Bambi Hunters
• Our strippers are almost as good as Canada’s
• The New Jersey of the West
• You Bet!
• Tip #3: Yes, Siegfried and Roy are really gay
• Big Dams, Big Losers
• Atlantic City? Where’s that?
• Our pyramid is so much more durable and classy than the original
• We put roller coasters on the tops of buildings. Because we can!
• The wedding and divorce capital of the world. We’ve got you covered.
• Babylon Mystery, Mother of Harlots and all these abominations of the earth

[wik] With a little help from Blackfive

[alsø wik] Bonus slogans!

• Your ignorance of probability means no state income taxes for us
• Holy fucking shit it's hot!