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The Commonwealth of Massachusetts. One of the oldest states. Home of the Boston Brahmin, and the Boston Baked Bean. The colony that dragged all the other colonies into rebellion whether they wanted to or not. Birthplace of the Abolition and Temperance movements. Site of lots of historical thingies. Massachusetts has a long record, and that record can be used against them:

• Now with 30% fewer Kennedys!
• The ass end of the East Coast Megalopolis
• Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's!
• Stony coast, stony fields, stony hearts.
• We call our state a Commonwealth because we’re better than you
• You only call us Massholes because you like us, right? Like the negroes calling each other "nigga"?
• We’ll get you, and your little dog, too
• Insert joke about gay men at the tip of a peninsula with the word “cod” in its name here
• Rape, Murder, Negligent Homicide, Organized Crime, Fascism, political assassination – and that’s just the Kennedys!
• Birthplace, and Deathbed, of Liberty
• We commemorate the Boston Massacre at least once a year in Roxbury
• Home of the young girls from Nantucket, also the home of Ted Kennedy, hmmmm...
• A million Puerto Ricans can't be wrong!
• Gateway to Vermont
• The Babingtonite state
• If you visit Massachusetts, please don’t feed the Kennedy’s or offer them beer
• If You Can Dream It, We Will Tax It
• I guess “Puritan State” isn’t really appropriate, now
• Please invade and depose Ted Kennedy
• The Gay State
• We were important, once
• When I returned, the car was gone: not just for Kennedy’s anymore
• Home of the Massachusetts economic miracle, if by miracle you mean massive influx of Federal subsidies
• The Liberty State, for very odd values of Liberty
• Home of the Finest Educational Institution in America: The Electrology Institute of New England, Inc.
• The New Jersey of New England
• We spent five hundred billion dollars on a hole in the ground. Kinda sums up our collective political philosophy
• We caused the Civil War, Bitch
• Come for the history, stay for the butt sex and stubbly kisses.
• The Blue Blood Blue State
• Sorta like spelling Mississippi, but harder
• Listen to our new State Song, the Ode to Ted Kennedy^✶Oh, your father is dead
  And your brother is dead
  And your brother is dead
  And your mother is old
  And your wife is a drunk
  Your kid has one leg and
  Your car doesn’t float
• Not so much rude, as utterly ignorant of the existence of life outside Boston
• Where the 2d Amendment MIGHT apply
• Insert joke about gay men and tea bags here
• Most arrogant students per capita in all the Lower 48!
• It’s not "Massachussissssss," "Mass-a-two-shits," or "Massawhosits." Asshole
• Where Irish bang Russians like Greeks
• See a giant, hugely expensive hole in the ground! Dodge the falling 13 ton ceiling panels!
• Lee Harvey Oswald, your work is not done
• Baked Beans: good to eat and good for you
• Home of the most captivating orators of modern times: Michael Dukakis and John Kerry
• Please help us

[wik] GeekLethal suggested a change, which I have implemented, to one of the slogans. One-half kudo to anyone who can spot the change. Except Geeklethal, of course.

[alsø wik] I have edit privileges so here I go.

• Yankees suck.
• There's no other word for "Masshole."
• A nice place to visit, but you can't afford to live here.
• Got $1,500,000? We got a starter home for you!
• Yankees suck!
• Home to the nation's only mobbed-up state university system.
• Not as pink as you think!
• Yankees suck!!
• Where driving is a full-contact sport
• If you have to ask for directions, you didn't really need to be going there, didja?
• Los Angeles... that's just west of Buffalo, right??
• If we appear rude and pushy, it's because you're in our goddamn way!
• This slogan pwned by Cal Tech.
• Yankees suck.
• Packie. Spuckie. Bulkie. Jimmies. Tonic. Steamers. No... we don't know what the fuck we're talking about either.
• Yankees suck!!!
• Bucky... Fucking... Dent!!!!

[wik] Bonus slogans!

• At least as corrupt as New Orleans, and waaaay gayer
• The land of bean and rocks and cod and rocks
• Rehd Sawx, ya fuck, ya!
• Harvard's great...if you can't get into Yale
• Boston used to have an aquarium; now they just let the tunnels flood
• Djoo go to Sully's keggah? It was wicked pissah!
• Citizens – our biggest export