perfidy

OK - I give up, and nobody else appears to know.

Google doesn't even know.

Where'd that line come from, your fevered brain? Or an actual joke?

Well, I didn't post it as a challenge or contest, so no effort on my part was used to find an old joke no one knows. It's just a little something that makes me chuckle every so often, and is funnier than the entire joke that precedes it.

Don't get too hung up on the "Jap" part. Could be pretty much anything. Goes something like this:

Joe Blow nor his fiance have alot of sexual experience but he doesn't want it to show on his impending wedding night. He asks his best friend, Yoshi, for some pointers.

"All you have to do is make it last. Make her feel wanted and lavish attention on her. After making love for awhile, gently stop. Enjoy a course of rice, fruits and sake. Go back to bed and start again, slowly.

"Come close but don't peak. Go back for a small course of gourmet squid and oysters. Follow that with some playful wrestling or tickling, then get back to business.

"Break for a final time, with another round of sake. Take her like an animal and finish her off."

Sounds amazing, so Blow spends weeks getting his plan together- he lays in the supplies, tracks down squid prepared just so, a right and proper sake, all of it.

On the magic night, he follows the plan to the letter- food, wine, play, sex and more sex. At dawn, with the most fabulous night of lovemaking he'd ever even heard of gently fading, Blow turns to his lvoely rosy bride and asks, "Well...how was it?"

"Terrific! But where'd you learn to screw like a Jap?"