We're like a piratical Kansas

Buckethead Buckethead

Once more, the Ministry offers a dollop of education on top a fat steaming pile of poo. Today, more state mottoes for the poor, but misunderstood, state of Arkansas, the only state with its name on its flag, so the people won't forget.

  • We're like a piratical Kansas
  • Attention, K-Mart Shoppers!
  • More Than Kansas
  • It's Trailer-rific!!!
  • Litterasy Ain't Everthing
  • At least we're not Mississippi
  • We now have electricity
  • The nation's incest capital
  • we put the K in ejukashun!
  • Don't hold Clinton against us
  • Honest, we were just try'n to get that sheep back over the fence
  • That's Aar-Can-Saw, dumbass
  • Only the last "s" is silent
  • We aren't all Hatfields and McCoys
  • The natural state, if by natural you mean unimproved and devoid of economic value

[wik] Bonus Slogans!

  • The Delaware of the South
  • If Florida's the Nation's Wang, We're Sort of the Colon
  • Like Vermont, but Bigger and Less Faggy
Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 5

§ 5 Comments

1

"The Delaware of the South"

"If Florida's the nation's wang, we're sort of the colon"

"Like Vermont, but bigger and less faggy"

GeekLethal GeekLethal

2

All that and more. Arkansas is one of perhaps three US states I've never set foot in. All the more odd, given that it's right next door.

Patton Patton

3

GL, I am truly amazed at your ability to come up with not one, but several new, appropriate and funny state mottoes within minutes of me posting.

Patton, I've been there, on my way back to Ohio from a wedding in Troup, Tx. Which is a nasty little humid burg in the middle of nowhere, btw. We cut across a corner of the state, more or less just to add it to our list. As we drove down the highway, we saw a sign for Hope, AK, home of our former priapic executive. In true Clinton style, the letters for the sign on the highway were the same font as normal, only twice as big as the letters on all the other signs.

Buckethead Buckethead

4

B,
I think mine are lame; that's why I don't help with new states. I only post mine to see what they look like. Glad you like them though.

GeekLethal GeekLethal

5

Buckethead,

If you ever feel like checking your list, your more than welcome.

You sir, would have enough fodder to last ...well forever.

ArmyWife-ToddlerMom ArmyWife-ToddlerMom

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