Proof I'm the oldest sod around here
As if it were needed. You reach a point in your life where you're so boring that you get quiz results like those below. Which, by the way, were totally predictable in my case.
You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.
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Natural Causes |
80% |
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Cut Throat |
53% |
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Gunshot |
53% |
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Bomb |
33% |
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Suicide |
27% |
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Posion |
20% |
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Disappear |
20% |
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Accident |
13% |
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Stabbed |
13% |
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Suffocated |
7% |
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Disease |
0% |
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Drowning |
0% |
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Eaten |
0% |
[wik] Entire contents of table above are [sic]. I'm not one of those whose raison d'etre is to edit other peoples' sloppy spelling. Or my own, for that matter.
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What's the deal with the tie
What's the deal with the tie between cut throat and shot? What sort of shenanigans did you used to get up to...?
Must have been my answer to
Must have been my answer to the question "Do you juggle knives and shotguns while drinking?"
At least cut throat was a
At least cut throat was a reasonably close second. My close second was actually a tie for first and it was suicide.
Lucky bastard.
Lucky bastard.
Which one of us?
Which one of us?
Exactly.
Exactly.