Yale Celebrates Diversity

Last week it came to light that Yale had admitted a former quasi-ambassador of the Taliban. The Wall Street Journal was on it from the get-go, and new media outlets and bloggers are getting more heated about it. Jim Kouri at Sierra Times has a good summary of the issues and arguments at play here.

The chain of events seems to have gone that two apparently influential alumni talked a Dean into admitting the guy, despite his rather obvious connection to the Taliban, his lack of formal education, no visible means of support, and total unwillingness to divorce himself from Taliban-ic philosophy. A Yale rep later explained that they had already lost “one” (terrorist? jihadi?) to Harvard, and were eager to get one of their own.

We’ve all played the admissions game, and we’ve all lost it somewhere along the line. Aside from being the wrong race, and a veteran- already two tremendous hurdles to overcome- I always felt that I didn’t have the extracurriculars to really stand out in my applications. No captain of the football team, never started a homeless shelter, not once did I even help an old lady cross the street. Never in a million lifetimes though would I have thought that collapsing walls on homos and executing women for being slatternly would have put me on the fast track in the admissions office. Well it’s too late now.

What really got up my ass about it though was that he’s going for free. He must be. There is simply no way that this man has the economic resources to float any amount of time at Yale. Period. He’s not a citizen, so he isn’t borrowing from the gubmint; no Staffords for him, or Pells. I am highly skeptical that any private monies from a foundation or other grant-issuing organization would have anything to do with him. So there is no doubt that at least the huge majority of the cost of his attendance at Yale is being paid for by Yale.

But big privates like Yale get their money from private contributions, primarily from generous alumni giving. Shrewd investing of huge gifts grows the school’s endowment, which at the end of FY04 was closing in on $13 billion. That kind of bread means Yale can afford to put anyone it wants through for free, should the administration wish.

In essence, Yale’s own alumni are paying for this terrorist to go to Yale.

At this point in the discussion, it’s probably best to sit back and let things stew for a bit. Reflect on the links, the arguments, the themes and meta-themes at work, and then in a mellow and rational manner, quietly contemplate how best to exact vengeance.

Clinton Taylor at Townhall is on the right track, equating punishing the university with denying it donations. He recommends sending fake red fingernails to the Development Office, in recognition of the Taliban’s persecution of women who wore nail polish. The only very obvious problem is that he wants people to send these things to Development, which doesn't admit students. Admissions does. You’d be better off getting them to the President, or better yet, the Trustees, to send the message you want to send. And I can tell you what Yale is going to do about the uproar regarding this clown:

Nothing.

The university is sticking with its original story, that having an executive-level member of the most reprehensible government in recent memory attending is good. We can learn from him, you see. And the administration will wait for it to go away. Eventually attention will be diverted, things will calm down, and it’ll all be forgotten. The guy’s going to finish what he started, the Dean’s going to keep his job, no one’s going to look bad, and the world will continue to turn.

But Development is the right path to take to voice your displeasure. Fake nails aside, withholding donations is pretty much the only thing that gets a school’s attention in a serious and meaningful way. Money talks, people, and higher ed is a business. The problem with that tactic is that Yale is filthy stinking rich, and unless you’re prepared to mobilize thousands of wealthy alumni to withhold future giving, or renege on pledges already given, you’re not going to do much real damage.

But at the very least, by not giving your few dollars, you guarantee that no more of your own donations will go toward putting terrorists through your alma mater.

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1

I gotta say, the idea that this clown got admitted to Yale doesn't vex me much... mainly because I hold out dim hope that being around, y'know, people might moderate his views to the point where he goes back to Afghanistan and talks about how infidels aren't all that bad, really.

But when you bring up the very good point of the free ride, I can see why this is a vexed question.

BTW, Yale IS filthy stinking rich, and I kind of think they are immune to money-withholding, because it would mean mobilizing everyone from ex-philosophy grads making $24K to partners at white-shoe law firms, and of those groups the very wealthy (white shoe lawyers, etc) are probably the least likely to care enough to not give money. For what's more rewarding than a plaque with your name on it??

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I must agree with Johno on this one. Certain admissions need to be seen in the light of an intellectual diplomacy that encourages a forward-looking impression of America. Such policies were fairly successful in the 1950s and 1960s in keeping European scholars on the west side of the Wall--intellectually speaking, limiting the penetration of communism in the general population. Since Yale won't teach him to be a better terrorist (or soldier, for that matter), I am not worried that he will become more savvy.

Why Yale would do this is "vexing." I am not surprised that it would be on the lookout for someone they think that they can reform, someone to represent the "Yale" perspective in Afghanistan. The absence of formal education need not be an obstacle if he shows an ability to learn. In fact, the poverty and politics of Afghanistan suggests that such opportunities would be impossible, so the criteria needs to be rethought. Would any Afghani be able to measure, or are they de facto barred from entry? Even if he does not 'deserve' to go to Yale, his degree depends on his own efforts. I think (and hope) that universities would not reward "showing up." Hell, by alma mater, UCLA, admitted many people. After that, it was sink or swim. Many sank. Yale can choose to help its Talaban student through tutoring. If he is kept alive through grade inflation, than we know he enjoys the same privileges as any student at Yale (or any other Ivy League school.)

In the long run, Yale is exhibiting the same tendencies towards diversity as almost all private schools: look for people who can extend the prestige of the university; limit diversity to foreigners rather than to American minorities; serve the alumni. Private universities in the US show little compulsion to serve society, whether it is defined from a conservative or liberal perspective. Perhaps he was the best candidate to represent Yale in the world of Islamist fundamentalism.

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As I recall, he's in a non-degree program, so concern about how he achieved grades in pursuit of a degree would be moot. Who knew Yale gave G.E.D. courses?

That said, my take on this is about identical to GL's, with the exception that, well, Yale doesn't rank too highly in the pantheon of things I take all that seriously. They're just as capable of providing a good education as a bad one, and in both aspects I'd say the same is also true of any good state school. A state school wouldn't have the latitude to be so politically correct on the public's dime, and that sets Yale apart.

White shoe lawyers won't withhold donations, any more than they got exercised about Yale's indefensible and utopian participation in the recent Supreme Court slapdown on military recruiters' presence on campuses.

That's the thing about Utopians - they tilt at windmills so as to be seen tilting at windmills. Yale can afford to do so, and the only recourse for that vast majority of us who didn't and won't go there is to point at them and giggle at their sillier motivations.

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Good points.

I would be more concerned if he was enrolled at Norwich, VMI, or the Citadel. At those places he would be much more likely to learn something that could be used against us.

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Hmm. Seems to me that the Talibanic visitor's visa probably says "student", when it should say "lab rat". Harvard will have an opportunity to study this wacko at close range and observe his reactions to American culture.

You don't actually think this is about educating this guy, do you?

P.S. Too bad you weren't in the Canadian University system. The best schools in Canada are available to all at minimal cost, and "extracurriculars" are not part of our university application process. You fill out the app and your grades get sent -- and it's all about the grades. Want to go to the best school? Compete and make the grade, and it's yours for a few thousand a year. Competing can be tough -- minimum high school averages to get into top engineering schools can be upwards of 90%.

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This quote seems to hit squarely at the center of the issue:

"In some ways I'm the luckiest person in the world," Hashemi told the Times. "I could have ended up in Guantanamo Bay. Instead I ended up at Yale."

That's right, keep 'em guessing. It's just a matter of which Americans you end up with. Some Americans only approve of homophobic barbarians when they are us, and some only approve when they aren't.

The mismatch between Yale's policy on military recruiters and accepting someone who was part of a regime that didn't stop at mere discrimination against gays but went straight on to murder is rather striking.

This acceptance of any evil that opposes America is truly bizarre to me. Opposing American "imperialism" is a lustration that washes clean any other sin. People like this Hashimi (related to Sashimi?) are the antithesis of everything that the no-doubt upright and respectable leftists at Yale claim they hold dear. Yet they let him in.

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