Cartman's Mom pleads guilty to being a slut

Buckethead Buckethead

Eric's mom is big slut

Check it out. If there was a mom like that at my school, she kept it too well hidden. A couple moms were really hot, but they certainly weren't providing me or anyone else with booze, drugs and sex.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 3

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She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

And, the police added, the other three are PISSED.

Patton Patton

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I was gonna say, being Colorado, that the three she didn't have sex with were provided with counseling to lessen the impact on their self-esteem. I mean, imagine what it must be like to have a gang-bang slut refuse you?

Anyway, Patton beat me to it.

Said it better too.

Ted Ted

3

How pissed are the others at the boy that squealed to his folks?

Judging by her mug shots, she’s not exactly a MILF.

Bram Bram

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