*Hirsuteness of palms reported in less than 3% of users

The FDA is investigating whether Viagra can make you blind. Mothers everywhere say: "I told you so!"

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 6

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I doubt that'd be the issue. The way I see it, there *is* that whole "four hour erection" problem with Viagra, and if it's just *sitting there*...

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Sure, if there's time left on the meter, that's one thing.

What I was talking about was consuming the Viagra for the express purpose of self-gratification and onanism. To take the pill so you *can* stroke the monkey. That would be pathetic.

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Dammit. I headed over here to post the obligatory "See what they've done to my cause and effect?" post, only to find I'd been beaten to the punch quite handily.

To B's argument, I'd propose that there is a special case in which Viagra would be acceptable for the purpose of self-gratification, and only then for people with a mild physical deformity: If it temporarily lengthened the arms.

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