The category says "Unmitigated Gall". But let's be honest here - it's really just politics
Perhaps oddly for a guy with a temporary disdain for political commentary, my first short note at the new home so graciously provided by my friends here at the Ministry has a political tinge. It's occasioned by Buckethead's posting about the proposed changes to Senate rules, now made moot by the agreement reported this evening.
As that matter's already well covered at the link and comments above, my take's a bit macro. Harry Reid, in the tradition of folks from both sides of the political aisle, has engaged in a long-running game of pissing on peoples' shoes while claiming it's raining. Similarly to the theatrics of Trent Lott, who originated the phrase "nuclear option", and Bill Frist, among others repeatedly use it, the game involves sleight of hand, repeated ad nauseam until the hoped-for moment when everyone forgets their legs are being pulled, with vigor.
As evidence for Sen. Reid's success, the Washington Post makes reference to the proposed rule changes as "an arcane constitutional question", when it's neither arcane nor even a constitutional question at all. Mr. Reid regularly refers to it as a (capital C) "Constitutional matter", intentionally confusing the actual requirement for "advice and consent" with his desire to let the minority outvote the majority. Frist, Lott, and the rest haven't helped by talking about the "nuclear option" as though a change to the Senate rules was utterly unprecedented and disgusting, sort of like wiping out a couple cities in Japan.
Yeesh. You can't get a straight story out of either, and it's become a battle of drooling retard sound bites, none of which accurately reflects the position of its dispenser. In my admittedly non-existent perfect world, Reid would make a case to the public at large that those "extreme" judges such as Owen and Brown are actually extreme, rather than, say, not holding the political views that he thinks they should hold as females, African Americans, or in one case, both. Claiming to disagree with their views isn't the same as convincing the rest of the Senate or the American public you're right. Just ask Tom Daschle, if you can find him. But it's easier to cast it as a constitutional infringement, or the trampling of the rights of a group who, ahem, didn't carry the majority in either house of Congress.
And the Republicans? Sure, it's easy to change the rules, far easier than making your case and doing what Senators do - trading horses. There's not much room for give and take on a yes/no vote for a judicial appointment, particularly in a case when so much testosterone's already been spilt. Gilding the proposed rule change under the previously chosen name, "nuclear option" (until Karl Rove dictated other nomenclature) was a great way to further inflame prostates all 'round, but not good for much else, like an actual resolution to the matter.
And so now we've got a compromise. Since I believe 80% of Americans are clustered within a standard deviation of dead center, I'm drawn to the conclusion that roughly 80% of the populace is, like me, happy that some form of resolution's been reached. (Yes, I just made that 80% up. Twice. Out of whole cloth)
Complete happiness, however, remains elusive. I'd enjoy the ability, for once, to deactivate the bullshit filter when listening to my elected representatives as they troll for dupes.
§ 3 Comments
[ You're too late, comments are closed ]


When the news conference
When the news conference happened I was on the couch with a bowl of whole-wheat pasta with rapini and asparagus, and drinking a very fine vodka martini. I was just about to hoist my glass skyward in tribute to the moderates who pulled us from the brink of a long and bloody fight when they opened their mouths to speak. They're my homies (those so-called moderates) and they were shewing some backbonne, so I thought.
But what self-congratulatory drivel! I mean, I can't really see anybody getting all chest-bumpy and whooo!y over parliamentary tactics alone (WOO! WE TABLED THE RESOLUTION! SPIKE! SPIKE! SPIKE!), and so I see the need to dress up the speeches in some purty rhetoric. But like GL, I was disgusted by the crowing.
Besides, this just defers the ugliness until the stakes are REALLY high. Is that a good thing? Hard to say. Will the Senate realize that a knock-down-drag-out-mofo of a battle over a SCOTUS nomination could quickly turn into a self-immolation, and exercise restraint accordingly?
Or will they act like Senators, e.g. overqualified and underscrupulous six year olds?
Patton, soon you will succumb
Patton, soon you will succumb to the dark side, and start posting about giant fighting robots and zombies. Soon.
I have to say though, that I was disappointed that the whole thingy didn't blow up. Not just because I think ending the judicial filibuster is a good idea, though I do; but because I realized sometime last winter that I am a disaster junkie. In a sick way, I look forward to disaster news. Watching discovery channel specials on how the world could end makes me happy. Contemplating a Senate meltdown, nuclear options, and Reid's head exploding gives me a little frisson of excitement.
At the same time, though, I am aware that a return to at least a moderate level of comity is a good thing. Though both sides will spin this as a win, it really only delays the problem, and doesn't solve it. Say the Republicans get five of the seven "extremist" nominees through. Will the dems freak out and start this again with the last two? Then we're almost right back where we started. And we'll certainly revisit this issue as soon as someone retires from SCOTUS.
GL, it is precisely because they are assholes that they can't get a grip.
P,
P,
The one common thread throughout most of the Senators' quotes was their hyperbole. They all speak like they personally piloted the spaceship that destroyed the incoming meteor, but all they did was bitch for a couple weeks and then decide to knock it off.
I wonder how they'd sound at doing any of a hundred other mundane things, like, say, picking their dirty clothes up off the floor:
"I have taken this action, this first bold initiative, to ensure that generations of Americans yet unborn retain the freedom to choose to do their own laundry, precisely as our Founding Fathers intended, and with the grace of God we will remain unchained by soiled foundation undergarments."
Get a grip, assholes.