A brain a day keeps the doctor away

Good nutrition is just as important for the unliving as the living.

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Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 6

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Would that be a Zombie-wiki?

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This is a important first step in dealing with the undead menace. An understanding of their food requirement is vital, but just as vital is an understanding of their mental and spiritual needs. Simply put, we need something like Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, except as how they apply to zombies. Only then can a constructive dialog ensue.

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The way to reach a zombie is a "hearts and minds" campaign. Two to the heart, and one to the mind. Seeing as it's a zombie, though, one may skip the two to the heart, especially if one is pressed for time.

Some will point out that the two to the heart will be entirely ineffective. This is accurate insofar as it applies to the slow zombie. However, it may be effective in slowing or stopping the movement of a fast zombie long enough to achieve a head shot.

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That pyramid is just so wrong in so many ways... good work! Has Ian showed you the pics we took of the Lego zombies yet?

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