In Bizarro World, "Market realities" trump actual realities

The body of swine and infantile shitmongers sometimes called the US Senate are considering a bill, introduced by Orrin Hatch, that would give the RIAA and MPAA-- get this--

Exemption from Anti-Trust Laws. Why? Because "market realities" are making it hard for them to stay in business!

O, how this poor heart bleeds.

In my world, when a business or business cartel sucks at what they do, they sink back into the common maelstrom that is the market and a new way of doing things takes hold. In the Bizarro World we live in (proof? Arnold friggin' Schwarzenegger is governer of Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh), cartels that suck at what they do get permission from the government to suck harder and cut the legs out from underneath anyone with the temerity to suck less.

A while back, Buckethead levelled a challenge to me to submit a white paper on the state of the recording industry and what is to be done about the current problems of economics, intellectual property, and art(lessness) that face it. Well, I think a good start would be to get rid of all the bastards in charge by any. Means. Necessary. After that, I don't really give a crap.

Buckethead, I know for a fact that land is very cheap in Newfoundland. Wanna go in on a compound? It's remote enough that Canada doesn't carry much weight up there, and we can cook chili, play music and distill corn liquor to our hearts' content.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

Refuting the Cynics

This is a happy article, and just in time for my favorite holiday of the year. We are remarkably blessed in this nation, as anyone with the merest inkling of historical awareness can see. Compared to our entire recorded history, and to most of the rest of the world today, we have it better than any people has any right to expect. The only standard that exceeds our current accomplishment and success is that of our own ideals and hope for perfection. At least it keeps us busy.

On a more personal note, I would like to apologize for my recent absence, and offer thanks for the marvelous interweb which makes this blog possible. For new friends like Geeklethal, and old friends like Ross and Johno, and of course for our legions of loyal readers. God bless, all five of you. You rock.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and beware the the effects of tryptophan while operating heavy machinery.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 1

Captain Avitar, your ship is ready!

Via Geekpress, I see that NASA has produced a project of worth that is neither mock-worthy or eyerollingly useless and expensive. And no, I'm not talking about freeze-dried ice cream or powder-blue velcro-clasped jumpsuits.

Check it out: a working ion-propulsion engine! The prototype was produced at Glenn Research Center in Cleveland, a facility I toured repeatedly as a child. The engine is destined for use in the Prometheus Project, which is an ill-starred mission to Jupiter that will never happen in my lifetime as long as NASA is in charge. In the long term, NASA intends ion engines for use in any missions that can't rely on using planetary gravity wells as slingshots for long-distance propulsion, which is most of them. Good plan, hope it works.

At long last mankind will be ready when the Zentraedi, Gamilon, or Moties come for our women and mead. Can a giant ion railgun, huge transforming vehicles, and space cruisers that resemble Japanese WWII battleships really be far behind??

[wik] Special props to me for knowing how to spell Zentraedi without looking it up first. Not only am I in touch with my inner Geek, my Geek is in the drivers' seat, with a 20-sided keychain and a Macross decal on the window, doing Möbius donuts on your lawn.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 2

The medication isn't working

I dunno, doc... I've been having these messed up dreams lately... I have this one where the Terminator dude is governer of Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh... that's how he says it, just like that: "Cahl-ee-for-ni-uh"... and a few years ago I hit my head really hard doing a keg stand and thought Jesse The Body was running, uh... Missouri or Mississippi or something. And I know it's crazy, but I read the papers and it's there, and I watch TV and it's there, and I know it's not real but I can't help it. I'm delusional, doc. And the pills aren't helping.

It's happening more these days, too, doc. Just this weekend I ate a bunch of oysters and slammed a bottle of Moet et Chandon and when I woke up I was sicker than dog puke and positive I'd heard that the bassist dude from Nirvana was campaigning for proportional representation in Washington State.

I mean, what the hell... Nirvana? In politics? I can't even imagine how that would look...

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Can you help me? Because the way I feel I can't help but think this is actually a really, really good idea.

Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 3

Calpundit: Fighting Terrorism

Armed Liberal and CalPundit are discussing the Iraq situation, which means the rest of us better sit and listen quietly.

CalPundit

My simple question (and I truly do not know the answer to this): Should America have withdrawn from Viet Nam when it did? If America had not withdrawn, what would probably have happened? Was it the right thing to do, at that time, irrespective of why the war was enjoined?

Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

It lives!

Please direct your attention to the blogroll at left, for there are some additions.

  • First, I would like to point out "I Must Not Think Bad Thoughts," a weblog by "Nathanael" (his real name) who once labored alongside me in the idea mines. He is a self described "hyper-critical, anti-conservative, anti-centrist, anti-liberal who should be working on his own writings rather than complaining about the world so much." With so many anti-s in his stance, one would think he'd be a ditherer like me... not so! Rather, Nathanael is a well-informed internationalist with a penchant for spirited defenses of his well thought out opinions on foreign and domestic policy, music, wine, and the Anaheim Angels.
  • I have also made the decision to promote "Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness" to the blogroll, since he's had the grace to read, comment upon, and link to stories we have written here. Also, he's funny, crass, (apparently) intelligent, provocative, and occasionally nonsensical. He's like the id I wish I had, if my superego hadn't beaten hell out of my id back in college and sent it into exile in Mongolia.
  • Posted by Johno Johno on   |   § 0

    Hands and Voices and Mouths

    The Economist gives us this sobering look at deficits. The numbers are scary enough...the game just can't work the way it does. Maybe our economies can pull themselves out -- inflation can devalue the debt, growth can lessen it, and perhaps those are the restructuring mechanisms that will let us escape.

    The dissolution of national finances brings us to a different place, where the common rules simply don't apply any more. We're left with nothing but hands and voices and mouths, demanding more than exists, and a great pent-up pressure inside all of us. In a sense it will break down society. Much of what we take for granted will disappear -- the fundamental financial relationships beneath the structure of our lives will be disrupted.

    What happens when a huge generation of retirees demands care and feeding a younger generation burdened by tremendous taxes, a generation that feels betrayed by their elders?

    What happens when the gap between rich and poor becomes progressively more unsurmountable?

    I think the barriers of civility that exist between us all are in some danger. And perhaps that is a good thing; our politeness and our deference prevent us from saying what needs to be said.

    National problems are not being dealt with. They're being swept under the rug. The youngest adults among us, those in their 20s, are the ones who will face the worst of this. Of course, sweeping problems under the rug is nothing new. The sheer scale of what's going on right now is incomprehensible, though...which leads me to a question:

    How have civilizations dissolved, in the past? What are the patterns we need to look for? What can we do to stop it?

    The leading indicator, in my opinion, will be the number of states that are forced into financial default. California is disturbingly close to this situation...and other states may follow.

    Will the governments of those states raise taxes to balance their budgets and make some headway against the deficits? I doubt it. Or maybe some kind of limit will be reached, eventually, where politicians will become sufficiently disgusted with their own behavior that they will once again find an ethical center within themselves, and begin to govern reasonably.

    The carrion call of the conservative is the ineffiency of government. I believe it is better to have inefficient but honest government, than a government that is fundamentally dishonest about its intentions. Our current administration demonstrates this amply -- the stated purpose of tax cuts is to "constraint cash flow into the government", which presumably results in smaller government. This is the pretense under which we are sold smaller tax cuts for the friends of the administration -- you know -- the "Rangers" and "Pioneers" whose benefits from the tax cuts far outweight the "donation" costs involved.

    The reality is that the current administration has not coupled its tax cutting efforts with any spending discipline whatsoever. And that tells you everything you need to know. It's fundamentally dishonest to tax cut now, and then shove the problem of how to deal with the resulting financial mess into the future.

    We once discussed the theme of the Greatest Generation. I am sad to be surrounded by its pale imitation, the Greediest Generation, slick with the sweat of its red-faced and self-righteous petulance, and mountains of debt-ridden possessions...

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

    The Federal Marriage Amendment

    Here's a bit of analysis of the proposed FMA.

    "Conservatives" say that this is nothing more than an attempt to ensure that states don't have to recognize gay marriages performed in other states. In other words, they want to be able to continue to discriminate against whoever they feel is the target group of the week.

    Next time somebody says it, ask if Vermont can stop recognizing straight marriages performed between sufficiently close-minded religious conservatives from, say, Alabama.

    Yeah, I didn't think so.

    If a marriage from Vermont isn't recognized in Alabama, I'd say that ex-Alabamans in Vermont might want to consider their legal position carefully.

    It's a great example of what I call "telling other people what to do with their lives" hypocrisy.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 0

    The Truth About Private Medicine

    Matthew Yglesias gives a tight summarization of some basic facts about medical care and costs.

    Note the conclusions: Government health care is cheaper than private health care, and delivers better service. It's pretty easy to see why this is so.

    The cash flow in the medical system goes something like this: Government pays doctors. Patients pay co-pays to doctors, and insurance premiums to insurance companies. Insurance companies pay (sometimes) doctors absurdly low amounts for services. Doctors pay massive amounts for malpractice to insurance companies. Insurance companies pay out roughly 25% of that in claims.

    So, while bitching endlessly about the spiralling costs of medical care (which they pass on to patients, resulting in the world's most expensive health care system), insurance companies are quietly pocketing a big chunk of the money on the back end.

    US health spending per capita is $4287. Canadian spending is $2433. Using lifespan as a measure of basic health system efficacy (which seems quite reasonable), the Canadian system delivers better results for around 56% of the money.

    Our Minister of Supply-Side Economics, Buckethead, has maintained over and over that the US system is just better. By what measure? The tired saw of "access to health care" comes out over and over again. Yes, if you are a wealthy person, your access to health care is better here. And I've said over and over again that if the Canadian system spent anywhere near what the US system spends, there would be limousines to pick patients up and bring them to the hospitals.

    The real question here is why the American system is so shitty, given the rather incredible levels of funding. It's time for a sober dollars-in, dollars-out analysis. Exactly how much of our health care dollars are being siphoned out of the system by lawyers and insurance companies? They are responsible for the situation. They bleat and whine about the benefits of "private medicine", while they hold guns to the heads of sick and dying people all over this country, denying every benefit they can in a pure expression of one of the sickest forms of profitability.

    Let's summarize; the American health care system:

    1. Delivers poor results, relative to other countries.
    2. Is dramatically more expensive.
    3. Is ANTI-BUSINESS. Why should a small business have to provide health insurance to its employees? That's just stupid.
    4. Is full of insurance-company corruption. Ask any doctor.

    If this goes on much longer it will be a serious impediment to the competitiveness of this country. If you want to make the American worker more productive in a global economy, you have to make health care more efficient. The current system is utterly broken.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 8

    Matthew Yglesias: Libertarians for Single-Payer Lite

    Thought-provoking commentary from Matthew. Here's my take:

    1. Catastrophic insurance universally. Paid for out of the general government fund.

    2. To encourage preventative care, qualifying preventative visits would be pair for, on a sliding scale, based on income, on a fixed government price scale. So if you're real poor, you can get preventative care that will save the government money on the catastrophic stuff.

    3. Likewise, a sliding scale for a drug plan.

    4. Late-life health care costs are accrued against a senior's estate. The government can step in and take back a percentage of the health care cost. How's that for evil? ;)

    5. Generic, across-the-board exemptions for all doctors from any form of medical malpractice suit. The appropriate mechanism for these complaints is the revocation of license, not the payment of damages. We can sweep the whole stupid problem away if we do this.

    Posted by Ross Ross on   |   § 1