perfidy

To celebrate Labor Day, the Ministry continues to riducule and belittle the states of our glorious Union. On deck is the last of the 'M' states, Montana, where the buffalo roam and home is a shack in the wilderness.

• We’ll be first to go when the glaciers come
• Population: 12
• Where what a man does with his cattle is his business
• Now with 50% fewer radical dissidents
• At least our cows are sane
• The New Jersey of the Upper Midwest
• Mountainous, know what I mean? Nudge, nudge
• It's where you're wanted
• Big Pie Country
• We Dug up Our State to Enrich Eastern Mining Interests
• Anti-Government-Isolationist-Compound Conventions Welcome!
• Bring Your Own Guns
• If you’re tracing the steps of that Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance guy, get the fuck out.
• Land of the Big Sky, and and a lot of dirt
• The Stubtoe State. Don’t Ask
• One nation, under God, with liberty and justice for all. Unless, of course, you don't believe in that sort of thing, in which case you can find a patch of land, build an arsenal, write a manifesto and start your own damned government.
• Turn The Lights Out When You Leave
• Proud Home of Gary Fucking Cooper
• Your Militia Is Safe Here
• We could all fit in Cleveland, Ohio
• We've got lots of 10'x10' shacks in the woods
• Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
• Is Mercury Poisonous?
• More guns per capita than Detroit
• More Prairie Dogs than People