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Utah, the home of the 2002 Olympics and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Utah, which once fought an almost war with the United States, and which once claimed to own Southern California. Utah, home of Utards.

• Utah welcomes you and your 50 wives!
• Like Georgia, Only Mormon
• Coffee, a forty, a pack of Newports and Utah
• Now open 7 days a week
• Killer, Polygamous, Bees
• Birthplace of TV and the BMG
• Michael Jackson is now almost white enough to live here
• Putting the "white" in "red, white, and blue"
• The Salt Lick State
• Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
• Utah: 62.4% Mormon, 100% Sexy
• If you ain't Mormon, get the fuck out!
• Want Sheep?
• Utah is Utahded
• At least we’re not Montana
• Just think how spastic we’d be if we drank coffee
• Into Weird Religions Way Before It Was Hip
• The Righteous Hammer of the Central Rockies
• We know we didn’t deserve the Olympics
• There’s a stripper hiding behind every tree
• Life, Multiplied
• The LDS is not part of the Illuminati
• The Hive
• Five alimony payments is not even funny
• I’m not retarded, I’m Mormon
• Utah, we love thee and thee and thee
• With OUR God, all things are possible
• Where’s the chicks?
• Land of the Saints. And we don’t mean the lamer football team.
• It really sucked giving up multiple wives
• Bicycling and ties, two great tastes that taste great together
• Gateway to lifeless desolation
• Utah: Mormons As Far As The Eye Can See
• Industry macht frei

[wik] Bonus slogans:

• That's U-tah, not Me-tah