perfidy

As I was driving home today I, as I often do, whiled away the time by reading the license plates of the other commuters. Virginia has a wide array of specialty plates for different colleges, universities, fraternal orders, veterans and special interest groups. One of the last is for people who dig horses. It occurred to me that this would be a particularly bad plate to get:

That personalized plate, by the way, is available to any Virginia resident who'd like it. Since I was on the DMV's design a plate website, I figured, hey, let's have some fun.

This is a plate that I've always wanted to get, but which is sadly already taken:

Going through the list of Special Interest groups, the possibilities seemed endless. For example, you could get an NRA plate, and confirm all the fears of the liberal pantywaists:

Or, alternatively, freak out the NRA people:

Along the same lines, become a firefighter:

Show that you're really, really tech-savvy:

When I saw that the duck hunters had their own plate, this immediately popped to mind:

But further down the list, I found an even better target:

Finally, I will offer fifty bucks to anyone who gets this license plate, and provides proof. I tried to get Minister Johno to do it, but he had a girlfriend (now Mrs. Johno) and demurred.