perfidy

Some science-flavored links for your enjoyment:

• Viruses make you gay
• Nothing at all might make you a gay cat lady
• Ice Age or bust! Given a choice of civilization-ending climate calamities, I'd prefer an Ice Age. I have cross-country skies, and I know how to use them.
• DHS says we are woefully underprepared for a repeat of the Carrington Event. Ya think?

So, we're all going to become gay cat ladies, then freeze to death in the new ice age because all the power was knocked out by a stupendous solar storm. Then, the ice weasels come.