The Pacific Coast State!
In our continuing series examining the possibilities for alternative state mottoes, we turn the unthinking eye of our regard to the Grand Canyon State:
- The Pacific Coast State!
- It's Not the Heat, It's the Stupidity
- It's hot. Real hot. Damn Hot. Hot.
- Now with fewer illegal aliens!
- Home to the World's Largest Hole in the Ground
- The parbroiled lizard state.
- Yes, you can grow grass in the desert.
- The once and future northernmost state of Mexico
- It rarely ever gets above 115 degrees. Really.
- Not as hot as the inside of your oven!
[wik] Bonus Slogans!
- Where the Sole Source of Gun Control Is Your Trigger Finger
- Where All Those Old Mustangs and Camaros Wound Up
- Peccaries. Pecadilloes. Armadillos.
- Our Landscape Looks the Most Like a 'Roadrunner' Cartoon
- We Actually HAVE Roadrunners
- Just Protect Your Eyes, and the Vultures Can't Really Hurt You
- Like Alaska, but Hot Instead of Cold
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"Where the sole source of gun
"Where the sole source of gun control is your trigger finger"
"Where all those old Mustangs and Camaros wound up"
"Peccaries. Pecadilloes. Armadillos."
"Our landscape looks most like a 'Roadrunner' cartoon"
"We actually HAVE roadrunners"
"Just protect your eyes, and the vultures can't really hurt you"
"Like Alaska, but hot instead of cold"