Thank you for your business; Eat shit and die
From the BBC, this story:
Restaurant sorry over F word bill
A restaurant owner has apologised after diners had their very own F word experience - without Gordon Ramsay.
Ten friends found the abusive and sexually-explicit message on their bill at Joe Delucci's Italian restaurant in Bird Street, Lichfield, Staffordshire.
Diner Clare Watkin said she thought it was written after they complained about poor service.
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If it weren't for the fact that I seldom eat in either Great Britain or Manhattan, and in any event, am always unfailingly polite to anyone in a position to spit in my dinner, I'd have to start paying more attention to my bill.
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Exactly! I would be far less worried about the bill than what happened to any food or drink delivered after the complaint.
I too am always polite - until I stiff them on the tip.