BCS Bummer

Based on all I've heard about just how gosh-darned good the SEC is, I shouldn't have been shocked to see an article at The Brushback entitled "Buckeyes Forfeit Championship To Avoid Facing Mighty SEC"

“We’ve never seen a team like Florida before,” said Tressel. “We have not had a taste of SEC football at all. The best team we’ve played this year is Michigan, and those guys are from the Big 10, which is like the SEC Jr. Florida, on other hand, has played Alabama, Tennessee, LSU, and Georgia. Read that list again. You think we could have handled all those teams? Not likely. And I don’t even want to think what an SEC defense would do to our poor little Troy Smith. Bye bye Heisman, hello full body cast. No thanks. We’ll skip the game and live to suck another day.”

Luckily, I think that all possible weird-ass angles on the BCS, the SEC, OSU, and other pertinent TLAs have now been covered. Therefore, it's time to (at least temporarily) abjure further jock-related posts. We now return you to "Giant Robot posts, dick jokes and [other] goofiness"

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