perfidy

As an Ohioan, I have a deep and abiding hatred for the state of Michigan. All right thinking people will of course share this view. However, in the interest of fainess and impartiality, I have tried not to single out this one state for abuse that I would not be willing to visit on other states. Happily, I just piled on Massachusetts so I pretty much have a free hand here.

• Screw Blue

• Gateway to nowhere
• Stunted Pine Forests and Urban Wastelands. What's not to love?
• You gotta a love a state whose most notable holiday is Hell Night
• We’re Peninsular!
• Come back to Detroit... We missed you the first time.
• Get a letter, get shot; it’s all the same to our postal workers
• Birthplace of the Mighty Corn Flake
• Our greatest cultural achievement: Kid Rock and Eminem
• We’ve got Zombies!
• The wolverine is a vicious, bloodthirsty and ill tempered beast. So are we.
• We made Fat Ass Michael Moore a Star!
• Windsor has better strippers, but get your crack in Detroit
• Come for the depressing post industrial landscapes, stay for the arson and random shootings
• Go Postal!
• I hate Michigan

• Clearance Sale
• Birthplace of substandard, lackadaisical, industrial manufacturing
• Talk to the hand
• The State, not the Stupid Lake
• Auto strikes, disgruntled postal workers, and a surplus of Canadians, oh my!
• Motorheads
• Ambitious Michiganders move to New Jersey for the fresh air and economic opportunity
• The New Jersey of the Upper Midwest
• Next stop, Canada!
• First Line of Defense from Marauding Canadians
• The state that looks like a hand. Okay, a mitten anyway
• It's not just cold. It's ass-biting cold.
• Hey, at least we don’t have Toledo
• Home of the wigger
• Land of the free, home of the Buick
• What’s good for the goose is good for the Michigander. In this case, strangling.
• Proud home of interweb superstar Murdoc
• Everyone’s dead

Some more fun Michigan images:

[wik] (Patton) Never one to miss a chance to pile on, as an Ohio State alum, I'm forced to add this item from the archives: