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J, your post on gizoogle:

Hey Peta... Come pimp mah sizzon... closa... ( I can see yo hizouse fizzy here.)

Via loyal reada #0017, EDog, we is made aware of two develizzles wit Google worth perpetratin' out.

First: Gizoogle. Get dizzle wit tha gizzle, bizzle! Fo shizzle!

Also: Welcome ta erf . Download Google Earth nizzy n mortgage hours of yo life doggystyle. Google has aggregated a planet’s worth of satellite maps into one globe simulizzles thizzat you can navigate at will . I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. Zoom in, zoom out, tilt, git rollin` directions n W-to-tha-izzatch turn-by-turn instructions n a bright purple line spread out across a richly detailed terrain map. I can see mah hizouse from here . Death row 187 4 life. I can see mah parents’ hizouse frizzay hizzy. I can see tha Dizzle Van parked outside Chainsaw Mick’s place, from an application on mah cracka desktop! The future, folks, is here.

Interestingly, it translates "Alsø wik" as "Alsø wizzik" but "Alsø alsø wik" as "Alsø alsø wizzle."

Our buck rogers category is now "T-H-to-tha-izzat Buck Motherfucka Shiznit." My capsule bio is now "The end result of generizzles of careful inbreed'n."

Gary Farber of Amygdala may be amused to know that his link is now "Gizzle Crazy Ass Nigga"

The title of my most recent post is now, "A nigga in need" which I admit is more euphonius than the original.

Also improved is this part of your London bombed post:

Looks like someone needs they ass kicked in a precise, surgical n relentless fashion so i can get mah pimp on. Funny, That’s jizzust wizzle tha Brits is bizzle at n shit. Hope we can lend a hand so you betta run and grab yo glock.

I wonder if we can just use gizoogle as our straight feed.

For those of you who have read Stephenson's Snow Crash, this application will be familiar, even to the name.

Witness - this:

Item 6: And an oldie but a goodie from the early days of military operations in Iraq. The enemy will always try to provoke you into doing something impulsive and, let’s face it, stupid - so don’t let them. This simple lesson was, alas, lost on Saddam’s brave but foolhardy irregulars:

Becomes this:

Item 6 and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: And an oldie but a goodie from tha early days of military operations in Iraq. The enemy will always try ta provoke you into doing sum-m sum-m impulsive and, let’s face it, stupid - so don’t let tizzy . They call me tha black folks president. This simple lesson wizzy alas, lost on Saddam’s brave but foolhardy irregulars with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin:

Perhaps the only thing more intriguing about Gizoogle than its facility for Yogi-isms and fully inserted random snippets is the fact that they haven't yet had their asses sued off by the boys and girls from Mountan View.

J:

Thanks a lot for encouraging me to waste the past hour. Google Maps, which I'd been ignoring because I was only marginally impressed with Keyhole when they first bought it, just blew my socks off.

Those folks are wizards at technology, and they've completed their database, at least for all major portions of this here Earth. When next I get some time to spare, I'll go globe-hopping again, just for fun. Amazing stuff.