perfidy

Love the picture. At some early point in your kids lives they realize that climbing on Dad is so more cool than climbing on other stuff mainly because they can't hurt other stuff.

Kids are great -- have four of my own. I think everyone should own at least one in their life time. The return policy on them is horrible but they do appreciate in value over time, or so I've been told.

At the risk of sounding like someone's dad, kids don't suck.

Some folks might see that picture and pray for iVas, a nifty home vasectomy app for their iphone.

Not me, though.

Also, Jocelyn is about to pull off the label of Daddy's Dr Pepper bottle, and attempt to paste it on his head.

I really just want the medical community to find a way to let men carry a pregnancy. I want kids, but I break into cold sweats when I think about gestating. Get on it, science!

Kate, everyone's got a role to play. Having babies is a woman's role. The man's role is to stand around being useless, and then die young of heart disease.

I'd also like to note that Claire, the youngest Buckethead, is not yet six months old, and is already pulling herself up as you see in the pic, and cruising around.