perfidy

The threat index should reflect not the danger that we are facing, but rather the danger the rest of the world faces from our righteous wrath. Excuse the lack of pretty graphics, nice tables and so on. I'm just a caveman, and I don't understand your strange html technology.

Green: Copasetic. I'm okay, you're okay. 

Blue: Pissy. You're starting to get me irritated. Back off. 

Yellow: Angry. Keep it, up asshole, and you're toast. 

Orange: Twitchy. Locked, Loaded, Looking for targets. and... 

Red: All out of bubblegum. We have just opened a 20,000lb., laser designated, GPS guided, bunker penetrating, fuel air explosive can of whoop ass ten feet from your door. Kiss your sorry ass goodbye.

We could even have different threat levels for different regions. France should always be on Orange. Just like those rotten bastards, the Norwegians.