It's tot time here at the Ministry
Hey Buckethead, here's one 'specially for young Sir John The Distressingly Photogenic... a slideshow of escaped Wildebeests in Cincinnatti (!) in a faux children's book format, complete with jarringly disturbing ending!
Perfect!
Thanks to Loyal Reader #0017, EDog.
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Not as happy an ending as the
Not as happy an ending as the cow that escaped from the slaughterhouse yard a while back in Cinci. That cow went viet cong, disappeared into the park system, and lived on tree bark and leaches for days. When he was finally captured, he wasn't sent back to the abbatoir and the rotating knives, but some good citizen bought him and promised a happy retirement on a farm with lots of clover and no clubs whatsoever.
B,
B,
Funny how that works. If a creature escapes en route to the slaughterhouse, and the public hears of it, the creature is spared. We respect their cunning and will in those situations; doubly so when we're talking about cows.
If more food critters, like cows and chickens, just sort of put up a bit of a struggle, maybe we'd eat fewer of them.