Iraqis Bomb U.N. HQ

Seeing as no one was killed in this car bomb attack on the Baghdad headquarters of the UN, I can be facetious and say that it looks like the Iraqis have figured out who their real enemy is.

Posted by Buckethead Buckethead on   |   § 5

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Buckethead, that's what I figured-- you're only heartless when it comes to the working classes and the Perfidcorp drones you grind under the heel of your iron-shod boot.

Starbucks is not my enemy. Anything that gets the American public drinking better coffee is not my enemy. Would I prefer that someone else had done it? Would I prefer that "gourmet" coffee in this country was not by default Full City or French roasted, which is too dark for most beans? Would I prefer that "good" coffee not tasted like expensive cinders as a result of this over-roasting?

YES!!

But any day I can find myself in rural PA in need of java, and can step into a Starbucks instead of a filling station, I am grateful not for the surpassing goodness of Starbucks, but that they're there at all.

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Burnt coffee! Yum! They would french roast Jamaica Blue Mountain. They are heathen. Of course, they also employ at least half of our friends from Hiram.

For all that White Castle serves the most disgusting hamburgers ever devised by the mind of man, they have perfect morning in the car for drinking coffee.

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