perfidy

South Dakota, where some creepy guy once spent fourteen years carving presidents into a mountainside. South Dakota, where if there were still Buffalo, they'd roam. South Dakota...

• If Hell were a grim, wind-swept icy plain, well, then this would be Hell
• Under God and the Stony Gaze of Dead Presidents, the People Rule
• The Land of Land and Also Dirt
• Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hey! Over here!
• There’s no place like South Dakota, even South Dakota
• Closer Than North Dakota, unless of course, you’re Canadian. And you’re in Canada, as opposed to a Canadian visiting Texas. Doesn’t make much difference for Washington, since it’s West. Same for Maine. And all of New England…
• It’s better in South Dakota. Better than what, we’re not saying.
• At least we've got Rushmore
• Plenty of parking
• The North Dakota of the South
• The Original Mount Rushmore State
• Our capital has kind of a faggotty French sound, doesn’t it? Be honest
• 6,417 more square miles of nothin than puny North Dakota
• The other Sunshine State
• Seig Heil, South Dakota
• The Artesian State, nudge, nudge
• The unending blizzard state
• Bury my heart, and 299 other hearts, at Wounded Knee
• At least we’re not New Jersey. North Dakota is New Jersey.
• Gateway to the Badlands
• Just ‘cause there’s a “South” in our name doesn’t mean we’re southern
• Someone loves you in South Dakota. And he’s armed.
• Don’t trust those Hun North Dakoters
• Did you hear about North Dakota’s black guy?
• Really near North Dakota
• Come to South Dakota, we swear you’ll have a better time than the Sioux did
• South Dakota kicks so much ass, it might as well be Iowa
• Almost 7000 black people! We’re diverse!