Grand Unified Field Theory for Utter Fucking Cranks

Homo sapiens, as a species, have distinguished ourselves through uncounted millenia by asking questions of ourselves and our Earth and relentlessly pursuing answers. Sometimes we get it right, sometimes our answers are way off; often our quest for answers only serves to confuse us further and demands new questions.

As our intellect evolves and becomes more refined, many an academician and layman alike seek a single, elegant solution to solve all the great puzzles of our universe.

I refer, of course, to those intrepid intellectual explorers who unflaggingly seek to tie Nazis and malevolent aliens together with secret Aryan Antarctic bases, the Trilateral Commision, the Kennedy assassination, the hollow Earth, and Denver International Airport.

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Don't forget the Council on Foriegn Affairs, the Bilderburgers, the pyramid on the back of the dollar bill, the Illuminati, the Priory of Sion, Elvis' mysterious demise (heh), the Knights Templar, Kabalistic mysticism, and of course, Atlantis.

The physicists acronymize "Grand Unified Theory" as GUT. Yours would be GUFTUFC. Sounds pleasingly, yet vaguely offensive.

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