Grand Re-Opening

Ministry Ministry

The Ministry is swelling with pride to announce what you have no doubt already noticed - we have finally completed the upgrade of the Ministry website. Countless millions who were on the verge of asphixia can now draw a deep breath of contentment and satisfaction. As you wander through the new site, thrill to the streamlined and elegant design; bow to the supreme power of the three panel layout; turn green with envy that your website could never hope to be half so nifty.

The Ministry and its legions of exhausted, HTML-chipping slave laborers would like to thank the spineless, dickless, brainless, syphilitic, greedy, choad-munching, crack-huffing, morally adrift, ass-spelunking comment spammers who made this upgrade necessary. Thanks guys! You're real heroes for speaking truth to power and letting all of us know about online casinos and penis enlargement. The Ministry is pleased that it could provide (free of charge to you) the bandwidth to further your essential missionary calling, you pissant mongoloid fuckwits.

Anyway, the Ministry sincerely hopes you enjoy the new blog edifice, and please forward any comments or suggestions to us.

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1

Uh, so take the gloves off - how do you REALLY feel about the festering crapweasels?

Oh, and more important - welcome back to full function, lads.

Patton Patton

5

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Minister Buckethead for taking charge on this project. I hope the antibiotics are helping, and don't worry. The lesions typically don't result in scarring if you are careful not to pick at them.

Johno Johno

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